After The Golf At The Munruben Golf Course

[echnidna]

John, Barry, Allan and Wheelin played golf at the Munruben Golf course.

After they finished their game they were relaxinbg at the 19th over a few beers when John's mobile phone rang. It was John's wife who said "hullo dear Your dinner is ready". John said ok I'll be home soon.

Barry, Allan and Wheelin started to take the micky out of John for being under the thumb of his missus. John got sick of this pretty quick and said "I'll prove I'm not under thumb, just listen to this"

So he rang home on his mobile and said to his wife
"Put my dinner in the oven and keep it hot, I'll be home when I feel like it"
"But dear.."
"No buts woman, just do what you're told"
"Yes dear"

So she put his Tuna Garden Salad Dinner in the hot oven

[Calm]

Brave John but did he enjoy it when he got home

[Allan at Wallan]

I reckon he would have given her a roast
when he got home.

Allan

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