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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,858
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Hicks's Handy Hint #3

    Started by Barry Hicks, 27th January 2008 10:17 AM
    arguments, avoid, basin, hand, handy, hicks, hickss, hint, leaving, seat, toilet
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,362
    Barry Hicks
    27th January 2008, 10:20 AM Go to last post

  2. Arthur's Golf

    Started by Baz, 27th January 2008 09:09 AM
    ago, almighty, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, cup, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, giving, golf, heads, home, hundred, perfect, played, remember, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tea, tees, tells, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,325
    wayfarer
    27th January 2008, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  3. Dream Job?

    Started by wayfarer, 26th January 2008 10:56 PM
    annual, apply, assistant, bloke, card, centre, darwin, desk, dream, examination, foam, gynaecologists, hair, job, jobs, lie, nether, oils, pubic, queue, ready, regions, replied, rub, salary, shave, shaving, soothing, sorts
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,462
    OLDPHART
    27th January 2008, 09:58 AM Go to last post

  4. A matter of interpretation...

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 27th January 2008 12:15 AM
    appears, bodies, called, cave, days, distant, finally, fish, foot, fourth, hebrew, identified, idiots, interpretation, left, matter, nearest, peoples, read, rivers, shovel, society, suggests, symbol, team, tentatively, traded, travel, water, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,467
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    27th January 2008, 12:15 AM Go to last post

  5. After The Golf At The Munruben Golf Course

    Started by echnidna, 26th January 2008 03:56 PM
    allan, barry, beers, buts, dear, dinner, feel, game, garden, golf, home, hot, hullo, john, johns, listen, mobile, munruben, oven, phone, played, prove, rang, salad, thumb, told, tuna, wheelin, wife, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,647
    Allan at Wallan
    26th January 2008, 07:43 PM Go to last post

  6. The Chair

    Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 04:42 PM
    ain’t, beg, brunette, chair, college, don’t, electrocute, engineering, fall, forgiveness, gonna, graduated, harvard, immediately, in.”, innocent.”, intervene, i’ll, justice, knees, night, plug, power, release, school, strapped, switch, throw, words, ya’ll
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,643
    MICKYG
    26th January 2008, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  7. Another blonde joke

    Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 11:52 AM
    adult, apologized, blond, blonde, called, calls, cleaner.’”, clerk, complain, defective, disappointment, drives, home, joke, movie, rent?”, rented, replied, screen, static, static.”, store, tape, there’s, title, vcr, video, ‘head, “it’s, “which
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,290
    Dirty Doogie
    26th January 2008, 02:59 PM Go to last post

  8. Hicks's Handy Hint #2

    Started by Barry Hicks, 26th January 2008 12:08 PM
    bioling, blockage, choking, cube, cup, handy, hicks, hickss, hint, ice, instantly, pour, remove, simply, throat, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,221
    Barry Hicks
    26th January 2008, 12:08 PM Go to last post

  9. Hicks's Handy Hint #1

    Started by Barry Hicks, 26th January 2008 12:02 PM
    electrical, fault, fix, hammer, handy, hicks, hickss, hint
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,216
    Barry Hicks
    26th January 2008, 12:02 PM Go to last post

  10. Repairing a tuba

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 09:45 PM
    accidentally, allan, barry, calendar, carving, chipped, glue, hand, john, looked, months, piece, repair, repairing, replied, stole, tuba, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,297
    Allan at Wallan
    25th January 2008, 09:45 PM Go to last post

  11. The Carby

    Started by MICKYG, 25th January 2008 05:39 PM
    afraid, autoclub, beautiful, blonde, bloody, bonnet, bright, call, car, carburetor, carby, clue, concluded, convertible, engine, lifted, luckily, matter, minutes, mobile, phone, pull, quick, shiny, short, van, wait, week, wrong, yellow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,310
    tea lady
    25th January 2008, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  12. Dopey dog

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 05:27 PM
    allan, calendar, called, dog, dopey, insane, months, named, purchased, recently, stay, stole, stupid, weeks, yell
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 968
    Allan at Wallan
    25th January 2008, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  13. Hitchhiker at Wallan

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 05:17 PM
    allan, alleged, broke, calendar, citroen, driver, hearse, highway, hitch, hitchhiker, hume, lift, months, offered, pulled, ride, stole, wallan
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,142
    Allan at Wallan
    25th January 2008, 05:17 PM Go to last post

  14. Logical

    Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM
    20s, 40s, 60s, 80s, allan, answered, astonished, banker, careers, circus, director, diverse, explained, explaining, funeral, husbands, interviewer, logical, looked, married, money, preacher, proudly, ready, ringmaster, shed, short, smile, smiled, time
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,747
    Allan at Wallan
    25th January 2008, 05:13 PM Go to last post

  15. Blond help

    Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM
    added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,822
    JackoH
    25th January 2008, 09:02 AM Go to last post

  16. Political thief

    Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2008 10:33 PM
    1000, bushes, cried, day, demanded, fairly, hard, home, jumped, late, masked, money, night, p.m, political, politician, politicians, sudden, thief
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,481
    wheelinround
    25th January 2008, 07:43 AM Go to last post

  17. Killer diahorrea

    Started by Barry Hicks, 24th January 2008 03:52 PM
    anonymous, contracted, corrected, diahorrea, died, disease, doctor, dose, expired, found, gonorrhoea, husband, killer, local, lover, met, people, remembered, spreading, story, subsequently, telling, treating, widow, woodie, wrong
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,991
    wheelinround
    25th January 2008, 07:17 AM Go to last post

  18. Urgent Warning

    Started by MrFixIt, 24th January 2008 02:43 PM
    aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, scams, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,388
    jow104
    25th January 2008, 04:00 AM Go to last post

  19. Outsourcing isn't so bad!

    Started by AlexS, 4th October 2005 01:22 PM
    american, bad, baghdad, bush, bushs, congress, country, due, government, india, indian, iraq, issues, job, manpower, move, noted, office, outsourcing, position, president, presidents, receive, replacement, reynolds, singh, stated, time, tree, united
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,013
    astrid
    24th January 2008, 05:52 PM Go to last post

  20. Speeding

    Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd January 2008 03:05 PM
    2cv, allan, citroen, cop, day, fast, hareing, hotted, local, police, radar, replied, road, speed, speeding, sweating, tappet-head, usual, waiting, walks, wallan, wallan-darraweit, zapped
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,873
    Tonyz
    23rd January 2008, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  21. The Old Cow

    Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM
    car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,256
    ss_11000
    23rd January 2008, 03:56 PM Go to last post

  22. Three Blondes

    Started by Black Ned, 23rd January 2008 08:32 AM
    bar, blondes, walked
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,207
    ss_11000
    23rd January 2008, 01:16 PM Go to last post

  23. Vet bill

    Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM
    $300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,683
    chrisb691
    23rd January 2008, 12:42 PM Go to last post

  24. Allan's Citroen

    Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd January 2008 11:55 AM
    $63.55, 2cv, allan, allans, beating, boss, chairs, citroen, clue-board, cost, electric, eyes, guy, job, joking, jotted, leather, lights, lowered, metallic, motor, paint, replies, seats, started, suspension, system, tallies, wheel, widen
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,223
    Barry Hicks
    23rd January 2008, 11:55 AM Go to last post

  25. Mini Me

    Started by Meggles, 22nd January 2008 08:56 AM
    call, horse, mini
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,140
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd January 2008, 09:53 AM Go to last post

  26. Barry's luck

    Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 10:10 AM
    anxiously, ball, barry, bounces, cashes, chips, dealer, doh, drops, finally, halt, hears, house, ignores, job, luck, money, nervously, quit, roulette, sell, slowly, spins, table, tells, vegas, voice, watch, wheel, wishes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,364
    Allan at Wallan
    21st January 2008, 09:09 PM Go to last post

  27. The Woody Chicken

    Started by dazzler, 21st January 2008 03:36 PM
    chicken, cross, female, heard, hee, one;, road, woody
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,427
    echnidna
    21st January 2008, 05:54 PM Go to last post

  28. avalook

    Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2008 05:14 PM
    avalook, gorbachev, john, madonna, major, mikhail, pope, scroll, short, surname, thinking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 943
    Rodgera
    21st January 2008, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  29. The answer to a long life - out with a bang

    Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2008 03:41 PM
    108, age, answer, bang, children, cornflakes, counselled, crematorium, died, foot, grand-children, great-grand, gunpowder, hole, left, life, live, lived, long, morning, religiously, secret, son, sprinkle, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,154
    Rodgera
    21st January 2008, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  30. Woodwork Forum members

    Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:17 AM
    allan, angrily, ass, bad, barbed, barry, boat, boyl, cap, driving, edge, fence, field, forum, forums, kick, lucky, mad, members, middle, pins, property, row, rowing, runs, sits, swim, wearing, woodwork, yells
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,015
    tea lady
    21st January 2008, 12:55 PM Go to last post

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