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21st January 2008, 03:41 PM #1
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The answer to a long life - out with a bang
A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 108.
When he died, he left
14 children,
28 grand-children,
35 great-grand children,
and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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