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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Childbirth at 65

    Started by wheelinround, 14th June 2009 10:53 AM
    .hmmessage, 0px;, 65-year-old, baby, birth, childbirth, cries, demanded, discharged, elapsed, enjoy, fertility, forgot, friend, growing, hospital, impatient, mine, minutes, o.k, padding-bottom, padding-left, padding-right, pass, passed, recently, replied, thirty, told, wait
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,654
    wheelinround
    16th June 2009, 03:33 PM Go to last post

  2. Tomato Garden !!

    Started by gawdelpus, 16th June 2009 07:54 AM
    a.m, agents, apologized, arrived, bodies, circumstances, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, fbi, finding, garden, left, letter, love, morning, papa, plant, plot, police, pop, received, son, tomaro, tomato, tomatoes, vinnie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,145
    gawdelpus
    16th June 2009, 07:54 AM Go to last post

  3. What Have We Learned in 2064 Years?

    Started by wheelinround, 15th June 2009 09:54 AM
    0in, 0in;, 0pt;, 1.0in, 12pt;, 2064, @font-face, assistance, blue;, color, debt, doh, evidently, font-family, font-size, learned, margin, mso-style-priority, mso-style-type, officialdom, public, purple;, section1, tempered, text-decoration, times, treasury, underline;, years
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,031
    rrich
    15th June 2009, 12:26 PM Go to last post

  4. Woody Joke

    Started by punkahknight, 14th June 2009 03:42 PM
    american, build, check, clerk, drove, four-by-twos, friend, gonna, guy, head, house.usa3, joke, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, pauses, pickup, replies, returns, scratches, time, truck, two-by-four, two-by-fours, walked, woody, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,261
    pawnhead
    14th June 2009, 05:44 PM Go to last post

  5. My Blue Heeler's ringing!

    Started by Woodwould, 11th June 2009 06:34 PM
    blue, called, chain, collar, connection, current, dog, earth, earthing, fixed, heeler, loose, moaned, moaning, phone, pissing, pole, receiving, repairman, ring, ringing, rod, signalling, steel, systems, telecom, telephone, tied, volts, wire
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,266
    Pheonix
    12th June 2009, 08:41 AM Go to last post

  6. A bad night at the "office"

    Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM
    bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,530
    rrich
    12th June 2009, 06:19 AM Go to last post

  7. Getting Things Done

    Started by Rodgera, 6th June 2009 04:12 PM
    bride, crying, father, fix, found, honey, house, husband, married, momma, mother, putting, replied, things, thirty-eight
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,261
    damian
    10th June 2009, 02:10 PM Go to last post

  8. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM
    2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,953
    Carry Pine
    9th June 2009, 11:26 PM Go to last post

  9. Not really a joke, but........

    Started by Grumpy John, 5th June 2009 11:44 AM
    107139, applied, beer.d, bill, bottle, day, east, instructions, irish, joke, south, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,594
    Ozkaban
    9th June 2009, 12:02 PM Go to last post

  10. Toot tone

    Started by bullfright, 8th June 2009 01:54 PM
    107361, tone, toot
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,347
    Ozkaban
    9th June 2009, 11:59 AM Go to last post

  11. Carpet

    Started by bullfright, 8th June 2009 05:23 PM
    107374, carpet, installers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,256
    bullfright
    8th June 2009, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  12. Important Health Advice for Women

    Started by Woodwould, 4th June 2009 11:20 AM
    advice, blanc, consumption, control, dancing, dehydration, desire, dry, effects, erotic, grandeur, headache, health, important, incarceration, living, loss, lustfulness, motor, mouth, nausea, nursing, pregnant, sauvignon, shyness, sing, table, virginity, vomiting, women
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,591
    Woodwould
    7th June 2009, 12:59 PM Go to last post

  13. Another Blonde Joke

    Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM
    $20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,465
    Breslauer
    5th June 2009, 08:39 AM Go to last post

  14. another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

    Started by wheelinround, 19th February 2009 09:36 PM
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    caption, question, reply, waiting
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    DJ’s Timber
    4th June 2009, 02:02 PM Go to last post

  15. Some people should not be allowed to go on holiday

    Started by dr4g0nfly, 4th June 2009 07:04 AM
    allowed, apartment, beach, booked, brochure, compared, complained, cook, food, hairdressers, holiday, holidays, home.”, hours, idiot, jamaica, local, no-one, people, ruined, sand, size, spanish, stupid comments, thomas, time, told, “it, “the, “we
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,390
    RETIRED
    4th June 2009, 09:12 AM Go to last post

  16. retired

    Started by nine fingers, 3rd June 2009 06:01 PM
    doin, finished, nuttin, retired, watcha, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
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    nine fingers
    3rd June 2009, 06:01 PM Go to last post

  17. A dead duck

    Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM
    $150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,697
    Gingermick
    3rd June 2009, 05:48 PM Go to last post

  18. Statue of David to be Returned to Italy

    Started by Ozkaban, 3rd June 2009 05:36 PM
    artifact, david, generous, historic, italy, loan, michelangelos, returned, sponsors, statue, support, united
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,494
    Ozkaban
    3rd June 2009, 05:36 PM Go to last post

  19. Rugby fans

    Started by rosewood, 3rd June 2009 01:30 PM
    added, bledisloe, bloke, cent, coming, cup, explains, family, fans, fellow, fill, found, funeral.cool, game, games, hear, months, passed, recently, replied, rugby, saves, seat, sold, spot, surely, takes, unfortunatly, vacant, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,171
    rosewood
    3rd June 2009, 01:30 PM Go to last post

  20. It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

    Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM
    built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,660
    Grumpy John
    2nd June 2009, 07:41 PM Go to last post

  21. New titles Old Songs

    Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2009 11:02 AM
    bathroom, commode, cry, favourite, feel, gaye, grape, hair, harem, heard, helen, kidney, leo, marvin, napping, nelson, nuts, pappas, proceedure, procol, queen, reddy, sayer, shade, songs, stone, temptations, titles, whiter, willy
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,525
    munruben
    2nd June 2009, 05:41 PM Go to last post

  22. A Tale of Two Brains

    Started by Barry_White, 1st June 2009 03:33 PM
    brains, difference, tale, understand, women
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,415
    rotten_66
    2nd June 2009, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  23. New secretary at Munruben Chambers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st June 2009 08:06 PM
    allan, blonde, chambers, condition, conduct, decided, doorway, dressed, exceptional, extra, fantastic, interviews, job, john, manners, munruben, passport, photo, provide, quickly, saturated, secretary, simply, stunning, tatty, vivacious, wife.d
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 958
    munruben
    1st June 2009, 11:06 PM Go to last post

  24. Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

    Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM
    car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,938
    Allan at Wallan
    1st June 2009, 07:58 PM Go to last post

  25. Pigs can fly !

    Started by Dengue, 5th May 2009 04:37 PM
    flew, fly, official, pigs, swine
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,619
    Allan at Wallan
    29th May 2009, 10:25 AM Go to last post

  26. Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    Started by WoodJunky, 26th May 2009 11:26 PM
    boss, cats, crotches, day, dog, dogs, food, funny, fur, guests, handshake, humans, involves, jealous, lay, love, mastered, noticed, peeves, picking, poop, sniff, stuff, sweaters, taking, time, truth, unconditional, upset, walk
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,412
    Ozkaban
    27th May 2009, 12:37 PM Go to last post

  27. exercise for woodies

    Started by goat, 30th January 2007 11:28 PM
    10-lb, 100-lb, 5-lb, 50-lb, arms, begin, bit, comfortable, confident, couple, eventually, exercise, feel, hand, hold, level, lift, minute, move, plenty, position, potato, reach, sack, sacks, standing, straight, surface, weeks, woodies
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,780
    witch1
    27th May 2009, 12:27 PM Go to last post

  28. Shed of the week - comments

    Started by Dengue, 21st May 2009 07:54 AM
    barnes, comments, esp, jill, kevs, shed, week
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,335
    graemet
    24th May 2009, 10:44 PM Go to last post

  29. Rural Australian Computer Terminology

    Started by seafurymike, 21st May 2009 11:31 AM
    adding, australian, barbie, brings, cold, counter, cursor, forks, hang, hill, hotter, knives, log, lunch, mozzies, net, person, pub, rural, server, shed, shut, strong, terminology, upgrade, ute, washing, wood, yabbies, yahoo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,370
    Tonyz
    24th May 2009, 06:21 PM Go to last post

  30. The Sergeant

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd May 2009 07:18 PM
    army, bewildered, die, discharged, grave, line, private, replied, sarge, sergeant, snarled, spit, stand, suppose, tough, waiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,015
    Rodgera
    23rd May 2009, 07:18 PM Go to last post

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