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6th June 2009, 04:12 PM #1
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Getting Things Done
The new bride went crying to her mother.
"Momma, I can't get my husband to do anything.
I want him to fix up the house, but he keeps putting it off."
"Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for
thirty-eight years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything
is to tell him he's too old."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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9th June 2009, 12:00 PM #2
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My dead blessed mother would solve this problem by picking up a hammer and threatening to do it herself... worked every time!
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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10th June 2009, 02:10 PM #3
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My ladyfriend has deemed the "f" word is now "finished". Apparently I'm reluctant to get out to the shed and get f'd....so she keeps telling me to get f'd...
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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