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    Default Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
    As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

    As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

    One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

    Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
    somehow survived.

    'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

    For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is
    anyone down there?'

    Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
    Singing;

    'QLD FOR STATE OF ORIGIN in 2009!!'

    Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.'

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    Interesting to hear the someone from the NSW side, saying how Aussies love the underdog and he hoped that this would translate to support from the Victorian crowd.

    Hello, but that would mean supporting NSW. No way.

    Go Queenslander. (I'm a Victorian, and we won't support Texans)
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    Go NSW for state of origin 1.


    O too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
    As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

    As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

    One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

    Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
    somehow survived.

    'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

    For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is
    anyone down there?'

    Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
    Singing;

    'QLD FOR STATE OF ORIGIN in 2009!!'

    Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.'
    So what you're saying is that even Dopey could work that one out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rotten_66 View Post
    Interesting to hear the someone from the NSW side, saying how Aussies love the underdog and he hoped that this would translate to support from the Victorian crowd.

    Hello, but that would mean supporting NSW. No way.

    Go Queenslander. (I'm a Victorian, and we won't support Texans)
    Saw the QLD team on the news the other night, they were in Melb and were hoping they may pick up some supporters from our "neutral teritory"........

    I'd hardly call VIC neutral in regards to QLD and NSW.

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    I liked the original version of him singing, 'Good old Collingwood Forever'.

    Graham (tiger fan---hoping to have dog meat tonight)

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    First catch your dog!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    Graham (tiger fan---hoping to have dog meat tonight)

    Go Doggies!!
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rotten_66 View Post
    Go Doggies!!

    We had dog meat at half time, but alas they make those games longer every year.

    Graham

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