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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Shed project

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th September 2013 11:50 PM

anchoring, battens, bottom, columns, evening, growing, hat, insulating, joined, lining, list, metal, middle, pardon, possibly, power, project, projects, question, read, renovateforum.com, run, scratch, shape, shed, silly, thread, top, vertically, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 2,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2013 11:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Careful wot you ask for

Started by Jonzjob, 6th December 2012 09:06 AM

bbc, builders, cap, careful, chateau, demolish, doffed, door, earn, french, generous, house, job, lady, leaving, news, oligarchs, paid, paint, pardon, payment, polskie, portch, quick, round, russian, surpised, thanked, worker, wot

Replies: 1
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2012 11:16 AM; by jimbur

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JOKES

Seats with no coils???

Started by bonita, 24th July 2012 02:12 AM

advice, balloon, beginner, chair, chairs, coils, complete, diy, fabric, foam, found, guys, ignorance, job, looked, pardon, purchased, recently, required, seats, springs/coils, underneath, upholstery, webbing

Replies: 3
Views: 2,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2012 10:26 AM; by mat_au

Forum:
UPHOLSTERY

Advice about an old trunk - please pardon the crosspost!

Started by Chipsmith, 12th October 2011 05:56 AM

advice, crosspost, eventually, forum, found, glass, glossy, linseed, metal, mind, murphys, nice, oil, painting, pardon, react, result, rusty, seal, sealing, semi, soap, suggestions, top, treat, treated, trunk, varnish, warm, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2011 05:28 PM; by IanAllan

Forum:
RESTORATION

Sheep for Sale

Started by Rodgera, 18th September 2010 01:16 PM

call, classified, community, complaint, difference, e-w-e-s, editor, ewes, farm, follow, local, makes, newspaper, newspapers, paper, pardon, people, read, rural, sale, sheep, sir, spent, staff, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:54 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

only ordered beer all evening

Started by groverwa, 19th July 2010 11:08 PM

approached, banana, beer, brought, cheesecake, coke, dessert, dinner, drink, drinks, evening, exclaimed, gonnalove, homeddo, lots, nice, night, ordered, pardon, piggies, piggy, pigs, plate, salad, split, sprite, steak, table, waiter, wee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2010 11:00 AM; by Spanner69

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JOKES

everyone thinks they are senile.

Started by wheelinround, 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM

andy, armored, attic, bag, beginning, canvassing, car, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, money, neighborhood, officer, officers, outta, pardon, partner, police, sally, school, senile, story, thinks, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Insulating additive for Paints

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM

additive, comments, effectiveness, experience, feedback, house, insuladd, insulating, internal, mixed, paint, paints, pardon, picture, plan, pretty, properties, pun, read, renovateforum.com, site, thread, walls, web, whic

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 12:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Barry the tourist

Started by munruben, 21st May 2008 10:18 AM

ancient, barry, curiosity, egyptian, god, guess, idol, local, nearby, pardon, praised, re-enactment, religious, replied, ritual, shrugged, statue, supposed, tourist, tourists, watching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2008 12:18 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Halogens dimming up and down on their own. Ghosts?

Started by howie.hill, 13th April 2008 03:16 PM

c2000, ceases, change, check, clipsal, cycle, dim, dimmer, dimming, electrician, electrics, ghosts, hallway, halogens, happen, howie, level, light, lights, pardon, proves, pun, school, shed, single, switch, tells, untill, video, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 05:04 PM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

colorbond Vs polycarbonate pergola roofing

Started by ozzierog, 9th December 2007 10:42 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ampelite, builder, built, called, colorbond, concerned, dilemma, doors, double, heat, information, kitchen, light, muchness, obtain, opposed, panels, pardon, pergola, polycarbonate, product, pun, recommending, roofing, rumpus, shed, sliding, solasafe, transference, transferred

Replies: 32
Views: 31,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 08:29 PM; by autogenous

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PERGOAS, GAZEBOS, STROMBELLAS & ROTUNDAS

One on a liner

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th February 2008 07:18 PM

activities, allan, approach, black, bloke, cabin, calendar, decked, engaged, gentlemen, happen, instructions, lady, liner, luxury, months, nude, pardon, receiving, replied, scene, simply, sporting, steward, stole, superior, totally, walk, walked, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 08:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Retro-fit Insulation on weatherboard house

Started by Cyrille, 29th November 2007 09:55 PM

1000, cyrille, efficient, guys, house, inside, insulate, insulation, pardon, questions, retro-fit, retrofit, times, trouble, values, weatherboard, weatherboards

Replies: 7
Views: 4,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 06:14 PM; by Bloss

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

3 little pigs

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 29th November 2007 09:00 PM

boy, build, building, class, fascinating, gather, hand, home, house, logically, materials, matter-of-factly, mind, minutes, pardon, paused, pig, pigs, pigsthis, proving, raised, reading, story, straw, talking, teach, teacher, true, unable, wheelbarrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 09:00 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Building shed - chepaer to buy kit or source own materials?

Started by FlyingDuck, 29th October 2006 08:33 PM

2.7, building, buy, buying, cheaper, chepaer, company, draftsman, kit, light, materials, pardon, plans, pun, set, shed, source, sourcing, subject, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 3,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2006 09:53 PM; by powderpost

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

The era of change

Started by echnidna, 7th June 2006 07:55 PM

age, answer, avoid, baby, boomers, change, cynical, era, goverment, johnny, laws, leaving, libs, loot, mad, nasties, nuclear, nuff, pardon, passes, paying, pensions, rainfall, raise, reactors, retiring, stay, tipping, top, trough

Replies: 4
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 12:12 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Relocating kitchen sink drain

Started by tetra, 25th May 2006 07:32 PM

building, cement, chisel, considerations, correct, deep, drain, house, ignorance, kitchen, pardon, pipe, planning, relocate, relocating, renovation, run, sink, slab, thinking, trench

Replies: 6
Views: 5,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2006 03:02 PM; by thebuildingsurv

Forum:
KITCHENS

Tricky plumbing question

Started by Mdub, 4th May 2006 10:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

btw, cold, flexible, flickmixer, flickmixers, hole, hoses, hot, igorance, install, mdub, mixing, pardon, pipe, pipes, plug, plumbers, plumbing, properly, question, screw, sockets, spout, stop, stopcocks, tap, threaded, tricky, water, wondering

Replies: 17
Views: 4,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2006 09:37 PM; by Jacksin

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 9th February 2006 07:50 AM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, pardon, partner, police, policemen, question, sally, school, senile, seniors, story, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 07:50 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 7th February 2006 03:09 PM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, outta, pardon, partner, policemen, sally, school, seniors, shes, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2006 03:09 PM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

13 Things PMS Stands For

Started by Kev Y., 28th November 2005 09:19 PM

mid-section, mood, munching, murder, pack, pardon, pass, people, perpetual, pimples, pissy, plainly;, pms, potential, provide, psychotic, shift, shotgun, sick, sobbing, spree, stands, stuff, suck, surface, suspect, sweatpants, sweets, syndrome, things

Replies: 6
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 12:19 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Phonetics..care to add some?

Started by Iain, 1st July 2005 02:32 PM

a-horse, ab-boys, add, care, cow, cowboys, en-my, feed-beg, fl-girls, friend, indians, jl-prison, l-purgatory, lmnre-basic, ln-girls, nme-, nmne-flower, nmr-not, ol-as, oranges, pardon, phonetics, phoneticscare, pl-what, r4-boys, rc-lucky, ro-what, rt-gifted, shot, vl-meat

Replies: 13
Views: 2,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 08:34 PM; by Dendot

Forum:
JOKES

Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 29th June 2005 10:36 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 01:30 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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Not my Valentine

Romantic evening

Shed project

Careful wot you ask for

Seats with no coils???

Advice about an old trunk - please pardon the crosspost!

Sheep for Sale

only ordered beer all evening

everyone thinks they are senile.

Insulating additive for Paints

Barry the tourist

Halogens dimming up and down on their own. Ghosts?

colorbond Vs polycarbonate pergola roofing

One on a liner

Retro-fit Insulation on weatherboard house

3 little pigs

Surprise surprise

Supermarket Mother

Building shed - chepaer to buy kit or source own materials?

The era of change

Relocating kitchen sink drain

Tricky plumbing question

No-one believes Seniors

No-one believes Seniors

13 Things PMS Stands For

Phonetics..care to add some?

Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?