Phonetics..care to add some?

[Iain]

NME- not a friend
NMR-not a friend either
NMNE-flower
L-purgatory
LN-girls name
MLE-girls name
LFN-huge animal
IC-comprehension
OL-as above
JL-prison
R4-boys name
FL-girls name
KT-girls name
EN-my name
RC-lucky
AB-boys name
PL-what we do with oranges
RT-gifted
RO-what Indians shot at cowboys
VL-meat off young cow
A-horse feed-beg pardon
LMNRE-basic

[Ashore]

Try here as well

http://www.askoxford.com/betterwriting/emoticons/




The trouble with life is there's no background music.

[HappyHammer]

OK - Alright
BG - High pitched singer
Q - Line of people
DF - Hard of hearing
BN - Boys name
MG - Sports Car
OO - I forgot something / something bads about to happen
XAL - Let out breath
Z - Bloke who looks like a monkey

HH.

[Gingermick]

BR-Liquid refreshment that most people drink too cold

[MajorPanic]

Koff (cough)

Somebody told me it also means farkoff...... but I really have no idea

[ubeaut]

MTGG - a hungry horse
NE - none or some. " 'Ave ya got any (some)? " " I don't got any (none)! " also the bit in the middle of your leg and my initials... but who cares.
ICQ - where are you?
UR2 - for suckig up. eg:I'm good lookin & U R 2
INXS - A band that was just 2 much
U2 - another band or "Hey U 2 get over 'ere!"
F CK - Lost love..... the only thing missing is U
LO - Greeting or if you're a London Bobby. "LO LO LO wotz goin on 'ere ven?"

[Harry72]

BO -smelly person
VB -****(poo)
PTV -not worth it(pooTV)
M&N -rapper with silly haircut
M&M -tastey things
FMB's **** me boots(puss is in)
FME's **** me eyes(she's got)

[doublejay]

This is one my Dad used to tell us when we were kids

FUNEX - Have you any eggs?
SVFX - Yes, we have eggs
FUNEM - Have you any ham?
SVFM - Yes, we have ham
FUMNX - Have you ham and eggs?
S,S:VFM,VFX,VFMNX - Yes, yes: we have ham, we have eggs, we have ham and eggs!

[Daddles]

You blokes need to go out into the shed and turn some timber into expensive waste

Richard

[arose62]

XSF - too much
MRE - abrasive cloth used in metalwork
SX - Victorian town. Also famous UK town
FT - big (used to describe blokes or weights)
ON - a guys name


and, why wasn't one of the very first ones as follows ???

EEE - famous city in Libya, source of very fine abrasive, as used in the UBEAUT product http://www.ubeaut.com.au/eee.htm
(I was in Termite's shed when this finally clicked - I had to hear someone else say it out loud, before I understood the phonetic pun)

Cheers,
Andrew

[Ashore]

This is one my Dad used to tell us when we were kids

FUNEX - Have you any eggs?
SVFX - Yes, we have eggs
FUNEM - Have you any ham?
SVFM - Yes, we have ham
FUMNX - Have you ham and eggs?
S,S:VFM,VFX,VFMNX - Yes, yes: we have ham, we have eggs, we have ham and eggs!

Thats almost as bad as
11 was a racehorse 12 was 12 .
1111 Race and 12112




The trouble with life is there's no background music.

[Christopha]

nafish nafish
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tuna fish

[HappyHammer]

SX - Victorian town. Also famous UK County

HH.

[Dendot]

When I was in the RAF we had a phonetic alphabet we used. I can't remember all of it but some goes like this:
A for 'Orses
B's for Honey
D for cate
E for the love a mike
F for vessence
Gee for crying out loud
H ?
I for Evans
J for Oranges
K for African
L for leather
M for sis
N for cement
O for the wings of a dove
P ?
Q for everything
R for mo
S ?
T for two
U for me
V for victory
W ?
X ?
Y ?
Z ?