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Time flies when you have fun.

Started by Sturdee, 27th June 2013 06:06 PM

10th, 2tsup, anniversary, changed, day, flies, forum, forward, fun, guys, joined, peter, received, spending, support, time, visit, wonderful, worse, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2013 07:22 PM; by Grommett

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Love where I live!

Started by artme, 12th April 2013 09:28 AM

behaviour, bird, birds, black, bush, butcher, chortling, cockatoos, crests, day, flies, guilty, humans, insect, listening, live, lorikeets, love, manner, plenty, rainbow, ravens, resident, screens, slink, spot, start, sulphur, watching, whip

Replies: 6
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2013 09:30 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flies under pergola

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd March 2013 08:20 PM

animals, apparent, congregated, cooler, finished, flies, fly, garbage, gathering, mass, middle, nearby, orgy, pergola, puke, read, reason, renovateforum.com, rid, sticky, strips, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 2,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2013 08:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

May Help Some ?

Started by issatree, 2nd February 2011 01:51 AM

1.25, 3/4, 75mm, bone, bottle, bunnies, buy, chop, container, contents, cost, door, empty, flesh, flies, hang, holes, house, issatree, liquid, maggots, neck, provided, read, satchel, suddenly, sunny, told, treat, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2011 07:51 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Job offer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th October 2010 07:42 PM

allan, blacksmith, canteen.d, factory, flies, home, job, months, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task

Replies: 0
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2010 07:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Bar Stewards at it again!!!

Started by artme, 14th September 2010 08:28 PM

$$2, $20, 000, 60metres, adults, bar, beautiful, breed, caught, council, crease, creek, deal, dragon, ducks, effect, fined, fish, flies, frogs, grazing, nature, perpetrator, popular, road, species, spot, stewards, strip, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2010 09:19 PM; by Castaway

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Puns and not-puns

Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2010 11:43 AM

acupuncture, basis, bread, broke, budge, chicken, crossing, debt, dress, feel, fell, flies, helpers, jab, knead-to-know, machine, marriage, motion, not-puns, notpuns, poultry, puns, recipes, recovered, road, santas, stuck, taint, trade, upholstery

Replies: 5
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2010 04:53 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Getting shat upon

Started by rsser, 25th June 2010 10:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attracted, bird, brown, chasing, circuit, components, craps, day, densities;, flies, fluoros, grrr, hits, lights, midges, morning, rolleyes, shat, shed;, spots, travelled, white

Replies: 17
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 05:37 PM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bored at Work??

Started by Shrek3, 11th April 2010 01:25 PM

bored, dry, examples, flies, flow, fly, fun, hour, imagination, kill, paper, pencil, pick, sun, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2010 01:25 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

2 sided Thoughts

Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 01:35 AM

acupuncture, beat, boiled, britches, clauses, developed, egg, escaped, fell, flattery, flies, form, fortuneteller, hard, helpers, lot, medium, memory, mine, money, photographic, plateau, prison, santas, short, sided, subordinate, taint, tainted, thoughts

Replies: 1
Views: 1,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2009 09:17 AM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

Pundulisims

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2009 05:52 PM

balls, baseball, bigger, boy, center, change, chicken, coins, crossing, drug, feudalism, flies, grandmother, grass, hat, head, hit, hospital, lawn, motion, nurse, poultry, pundulisims, rehab, road, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:02 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

NOT a woody.BUT you will get it

Started by AUSSIE, 18th February 2009 01:17 PM

age;, anon, cheeks, decent, deed, experience, flies, fury, learned, life, lost, paid, patient, rage, reached, recall, sad, single, speak, struggle, temper, time, uttered, wise, wiser, woody.but, woodybut, word, worthy, ymous

Replies: 3
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 01:41 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

Started by gawdelpus, 3rd February 2009 09:08 PM

beer, cleanest, e-mail, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, joke, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

very punny

Started by wheelinround, 24th October 2008 03:33 PM

ahead, bigger, boy, centre, change, coins, cults, drug, flies, grandmother, grass, hallway, hat, hit, hospital, join, lawn, nurse, practice, punny, rehab, religion, road, safe, sects, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 5
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 12:55 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

swattn' flies

Started by woodcutta, 12th July 2008 02:13 AM

beer, females, flies, killed, kitchen, males, phoned, replied, sitting, swatting, swattn, swmbo, told, waht

Replies: 4
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 08:30 PM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Sorry MkII

Started by Rodgera, 21st April 2008 12:13 AM

broom, fast, flies, handle, mkii, slow, witch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 12:13 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Rubbish

Started by ss_11000, 9th January 2008 02:44 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:23 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Barry's visit to Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:48 PM

allan, barry, barrys, calendar, crow, crows, difficulty, dunno, echuca, farmer, farmhouse, finding, flies, leave, mate, months, replied, stole, stopped, visit, wallan

Replies: 5
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 06:42 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Pruning: I feel like a cheat

Started by Groggy, 14th December 2007 10:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bits, bushes, cheat, cut, dark, easy, enjoyed, feel, finishing, flies, heat, hmm, job, knife, laser, level, poifect, prune, pruning, red, remember, secateurs, sliced, spotted, talk, thumbup1, tidied, till, time, worries

Replies: 15
Views: 2,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 10:36 PM; by Stuart

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

How to sex Flies

Started by QbnDusty, 18th October 2007 07:44 PM

beer, earth, easy, females, flies, fly, home, house, husband, killed, killing, males, replied, sex, shopping, swatter, telephone, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 07:44 PM; by QbnDusty

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JOKES

Eating out !!!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2007 08:54 AM

76.39, consulting, dropped, eating, extra, firm, flies, fly, found, hanging, impressed, kitchen, mentioned, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, restroom, save, shirt, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 08:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Spider in McDonalds

Started by munruben, 26th September 2007 11:24 PM

counter, flies, girl, mac, mcdonalds, spider

Replies: 7
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 08:32 AM; by rapsod

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JOKES

Duck

Started by Capt. Zero, 22nd September 2007 03:33 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:40 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Job offer at Kentucky Chicken

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 10:29 AM

allan, blacksmith, chicken, days, dying, flies, hope, hot, job, kentucky, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Ponderings

Started by silentC, 21st February 2007 12:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

30kph, bad, bait, bike, born, bring, depends, ears, effort, flies, hard, harder, head, hear, pace, perfectly, ponderings, push, requires, ride, riding, season, slow, slower, speed, strong, tail, traps, trees, wind

Replies: 22
Views: 2,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2007 06:09 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Punny stuff

Started by Cliff Rogers, 19th October 2006 08:29 AM

beat, boiled, bread, calendars, days, developed, egg, escaped, fell, flattery, flies, form, fortune-teller, hard, key, lot, medium, memory, mine, money, numbered, photographic, plateau, prison, punny, short, stuff, taint, tainted, trade

Replies: 6
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 02:08 PM; by Paul H

Forum:
JOKES

Flywire Door closer

Started by woodsprite, 10th October 2006 07:02 PM

appropriately, becasue, blowies, closer, cutting, door, doors, edge, flies, flywire, frame, ignore, lead, leave, lump, openend, people, pully, replace, scream, screen, shut, size, sliding, top, waht, water, weight, weighted, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 5,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 06:59 AM; by zathras

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Poll: Where Were You Born

Started by Tonyz, 28th August 2006 12:49 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

acknowledge, ago, born, chch, flack, flies, goats.eek, hand, holidayo, isl, kiwis, left, prepared, sheep, sort, south, tony, woolyd

Replies: 76
Views: 6,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 12:07 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to tell the sex of a fly

Started by Baz, 26th April 2006 07:56 PM

beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 10:32 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two hillbillies

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM

bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2005 09:58 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

My restaurant rules!

Started by Christopha, 10th June 2005 10:17 PM

76.39, consulting, dropped, excuse, extra, flies, fly, found, hands, hanging, impressed, kitchen, noticed, pocket, restaurant, restroom, rules, save, shirt, shortening, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, wash

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 10:17 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Huge increase in accuracy for only $14!

Started by journeyman Mick, 29th March 2005 11:55 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$14, accuracy, arm, arms, base, bought, cursor, fence, fishing, flies, flipstop, glass, glasses, granny, holding, huge, increase, magnified, magnifying, meaning, modified, mounted, read, rip, sits, stuck, swivelling, top, type, wear

Replies: 45
Views: 8,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 03:41 PM; by Stubchain

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

HELP!!!! They are out to get me!!!

Started by bitingmidge, 3rd April 2005 11:41 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:31 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
JOKES

Management Consultants

Started by graemet, 6th January 2005 09:10 PM

76.39, consultants, consulting, dropped, extra, firm, flies, fly, hanging, impressed, kitchen, management, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, pull, restroom, save, shirt, spare, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 09:10 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Quiz answers

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:29 PM

allergic, answers, bathroom, bicycle, bridge, cat, deckchair, decorate, doesn, engine, famous, flies, food, home, irish, kettle, larry, mail, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:29 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

It could happen (II).....

Started by DaveInOz, 19th November 2003 09:26 AM

amidst, applause, bar, barman, crowd, dachshund, dead, dogs, drop, englishman, fantastic, fives, flies, game, goal, happen, jonny, moon, rapturous, score, screen, sir, slots, sports, spot, steps, thread, walks, watch, wilkinson

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 09:26 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

fly swatting

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:27 PM

beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killed, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, stalking, swatter, swatting, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:27 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Bar top

Started by Woodchuck2, 1st September 2002 08:11 PM

and/or, bar, barmen, beautiful, blackheart, cheers, clumsy, colour, couple, finishing, flies, grain, grouse, hide, land, material, pieces, recommend, sassafras, species, suitable, taswegians, top, treatment, usual, visiting, whilst, withstand, woodchuck, www

Replies: 1
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2002 10:38 PM; by sandman

Forum:
FINISHING

Quiz Master

Started by caterer, 2nd August 2002 12:24 PM

bathroom, bicycle, bowels, bridge, cat, decorate, doesn’t, door, engine, famous, flies, home, jones, kettle, larry, mail, master, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, scotsman, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2002 06:52 PM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

How to tell the sex of a fly

Started by Kev Y., 17th June 2002 11:22 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2002 11:22 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Well I'sa Beef Hooked

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:15 PM

beef, beer, begins, blue, cowboy, cowboys, flies, head, heard, hind, hooked, kin, know.id, lick, mouth, obstruction, panties, runs, shakes, slowly, spasm, thigh, tongue, walks, woman, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

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