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    Default How to tell the sex of a fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Oldie but still a goodie, it has been here before but worth a rerun.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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