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    Talking Pruning: I feel like a cheat

    Had to prune the bushes but did not remember till after it was dark, so I tidied up the shed instead (wayyyy overdue). As I was finishing I spotted my laser level and thought

    I set it up and off I went with the secateurs, talk about easy! Just cut off the red bits, no heat, no flies - no worries!

    First time I have ever enjoyed the job and it looks like it was sliced with a big knife, poifect.

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    sounds good to me

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    secateurs ?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    secateurs ?????
    Couldn't remember the name and had to go look it up - hedge shears! Not secateurs or non sequiturs

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    You cheater
    Cheers

    DJ


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    Hmm, sounds like something I should consider when pruning my two grevilleas, Groggy.

    maybe I went a bit too far with this one??

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    Groggy,

    That sounds like something I'd do! (If I'd thought of it.) Absolutely the wrong way to prune bushes, of course, but gets the job done and good enough for me. Onya.
    Cheers,

    Bob



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    Bit cheeky Greg. But whatever works eh.

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    The real thing actually looks better than the pics. Not bad for a job done in the dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    Couldn't remember the name and had to go look it up - hedge shears! Not secateurs or non sequiturs
    Sorry, wasn't having a shot at your spelling, just your choice of tools....
    Secateurs are a dark side tool...
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    Notice no pics of said workshop clean up

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Notice no pics of said workshop clean up
    "Tidy up", I said "tidy up", and besides, umm, my digital camera is out of film, or pixels, or whatevers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Sorry, wasn't having a shot at your spelling, just your choice of tools....
    Secateurs are a dark side tool...
    Secateurs are held in one hand whereas hedge shears are two handed. I used to have one of those electric swordfish things but it was a POS and got returned .

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    Yer a dag

    Has the neighbour over the road contacted you about the aliens shining a red light in their window the other night???


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Nope, in fact, haven't seen the neighbour since the crosshair of the laser hit his window

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