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A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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What has happened to tradesmen

Started by rrobor, 21st May 2011 09:40 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2011 11:29 AM; by tea lady

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Just when you thought the numpties at Bunnings couldn't get any worse

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th September 2010 03:50 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2010 03:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Silence!

Started by bullfright, 8th April 2010 03:06 PM

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Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2010 03:06 PM; by bullfright

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Warning

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:18 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2009 09:47 AM; by masoth

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Little Jonny

Started by Bluegum, 13th May 2009 09:13 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:17 PM; by fenderbelly

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Hippo Birdies Two Ewes Stirlo!!

Started by watson, 10th April 2009 11:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bed, birdies, cos, dribble, ewes, fart, hippo, morning, porridge, stirlo

Replies: 15
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 12:58 AM; by ss_11000

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The old fart test #2!

Started by AUSSIE, 28th February 2009 11:05 AM

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Replies: 7
Views: 2,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2009 08:16 AM; by Papa

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BRAVO to the Seniors!!!!!!

Started by Barry_White, 28th October 2008 08:35 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2008 05:43 PM; by AlexS

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Lonesomebob in Michigan USA

Started by lonesomebob, 2nd August 2008 12:58 AM

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Views: 1,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 12:51 AM; by lonesomebob

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Alzheimer's Test:

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:18 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2008 09:20 PM; by Gingermick

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newbie to making lumber

Started by jimbo4261, 18th July 2008 01:05 AM

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Replies: 13
Views: 2,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 04:33 PM; by weisyboy

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Urgent Warning

Started by MrFixIt, 24th January 2008 02:43 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 04:00 AM; by jow104

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A Poem

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:49 AM

bad, bed, belly, catchy, curious, ease, elevators, fart, farts, fleas, forget, johns, leave, linger, occur, pass, poem, prairie, quickly, quiet, simply, sooner, strange, suffocates, sweet, true-, vile, warms, wide-open, winter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 01:32 PM; by pawnhead

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Sorry Neil - Chanel #7

Started by Sebastiaan56, 19th September 2007 08:49 AM

balding, chanel, eva, fart, kidding, longora, neil, odd, weeks, wondering

Replies: 5
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2007 02:15 PM; by Christopha

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Royal Question

Started by Des.K., 6th June 2007 09:14 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 02:57 AM; by bsrlee

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Old fart and fibro

Started by billbeee, 29th May 2007 07:17 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 11:35 PM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The silent Fart

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:31 PM; by Bluegum

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batteries

Started by Miltzy, 20th May 2006 11:09 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 11:09 AM; by Miltzy

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Bubblebath

Started by echnidna, 2nd April 2005 10:24 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2005 02:49 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

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Replies: 11
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

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nudist club

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:55 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2002 07:48 PM; by John Saxton

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He said ---She said

Started by coastie, 13th February 2002 09:40 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2002 09:40 PM; by coastie

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Grandma

Started by Gino, 17th January 2002 10:37 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2002 10:37 AM; by Gino

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Top Ten

Started by Baz, 29th December 2001 10:22 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 10:22 PM; by Baz

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From Dr Ted

Started by ubeaut, 19th September 2000 11:08 PM

aware, erection, fart, pass, pier, ted, toilet, told, trust, waste, wisdom, wonderful, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

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A man goes to a doctor and says.....

What has happened to tradesmen

Just when you thought the numpties at Bunnings couldn't get any worse

Silence!

Warning

Little Jonny

Hippo Birdies Two Ewes Stirlo!!

The old fart test #2!

BRAVO to the Seniors!!!!!!

Lonesomebob in Michigan USA

Alzheimer's Test:

newbie to making lumber

Urgent Warning

A Poem

Sorry Neil - Chanel #7

A Royal Question

Old fart and fibro

The silent Fart

batteries

Bubblebath

Chinese proverbs

nudist club

He said ---She said

Grandma

Top Ten

From Dr Ted