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    Talking From Dr Ted

    These wonderful words of wisdom told to me today by Dr Ted of the Pier.

    There are three important things that men over 50 should be aware of.

    1/ Never pass a toilet without using it.

    2/ Never waste an erection.

    3/ Never, EVER, trust a fart.
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    Wink

    You're talkin' about old farts aren't you?

    Ones that just won't shake loose!
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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