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Tough love.....

Started by MBM888, 9th April 2014 03:27 PM

conquest, dating, daughter, home, hurt, jail, job, lawyer, lie, love, mind, minutes, princess, rules, shes, tough, understand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2014 03:36 PM; by rod1949

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JOKES

This'll warm the cockles

Started by Shutterbug, 21st March 2014 10:38 AM

2012, bless, carolina, championships, cockles, contest, dance, dancing, division, female, fingers, flip, flop, fly, heart, joe, junior, national, shag, shes, shine, sit, snapping, speakers, start, thisll, turners, warm, winners, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2014 08:17 PM; by Christos

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kingston, Ontario, Canada is Home

Started by Marty Schlosser, 26th January 2014 10:25 PM

ball, call, canada, crafting, curves, design, drop, earth, elegant, exciting, fellow, functional, gentle, home, incorporate, joy, kingston, liberty, life, marty, ontario, partner, peek, pieces, schlosser, shes, strive, surprises, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2014 07:57 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Finished HBO Project - Baby Cot

Started by themage21, 30th May 2013 09:44 AM

1/2, acquisition, appreciated, ash, baby, brass, coming, completed, cot, difference, finished, grain, happy, hbo, held, main, materials, mountain, nuts, plate, project, rod, screws, section, shes, support, threaded, timber, times, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2013 12:14 PM; by Big Shed

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FINISHING

Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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What do you do?

Started by AlexS, 27th March 2013 07:57 PM

account, action, adverse, apologetic, appears, blister, box, call, client, clients, credit, day, days, depositing, easily, email, father, guess, legal, money, payment, phone, record, send, shes, shortly, sister, telling, threatening, wedding

Replies: 12
Views: 2,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2013 10:46 PM; by Bushmiller

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HAVE YOUR SAY

caught in the act

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2012 10:58 AM

act, answer, askes, beers, bit, bureaucracy, cash, caught, figured, guy, hand, mad, money, night, putting, reading, reminded, replies, shes, short, thread, tomorrow, wakes, wallet, wheelings, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2012 04:50 PM; by jw2170

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It's no fun getting old

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:56 PM

beautiful, busy, dog, door, driveway, drunk, evening, free, fun, home, house, immediately, knocked, lives, living, love, night, nope, plans, replied, rushed, shes, single, street, strong, time, tonight, urge, watch, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 10:55 PM; by chambezio

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which smoke alarm/detector

Started by damian, 2nd August 2012 05:18 PM

advice, alarm or detector, alarm/detector, alarms, annoyed, appreciated, batteries, bet, boss, bought, buy, cheapest, chirping, dead, dearest, font, quality, question, shes, smoke, start, straight, wisdom

Replies: 13
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2012 10:54 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two Irishmen

Started by fenderbelly, 17th July 2012 10:36 AM

admiring, beautiful, buying, catalogue, expensive, eyes, girl, girls, idea, irishman, irishmen, mail, models, pal, pats, price, receive, replies, shes, smiles, weeks, wide, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 10:36 AM; by fenderbelly

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Womans best friend

Started by fenderbelly, 29th June 2012 10:34 PM

bad, beautiful, comfort, confident, day, deepest, desires, do;, emotions, enable, express, fear, feels, forget, friend, insecure, inspire, intimate, invincible, live, reassure, regret, shes, thinking, wait, wine, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2012 01:43 PM; by A Duke

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Boasting neighbour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2012 06:35 PM

allan, beautiful, bmw, boasting, dragged, girlfriend, home, job, model, neighbour, nice, optician, photo, replied, shes, stunner, talking, wife, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 11:25 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Imminent Jail Break

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd June 2012 11:30 AM

break, cell, finish, imminent, jail, judge, mate, prison, reckon, replied, sentence, shes, wife, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2012 12:00 PM; by olbassy

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JOKES

One for the Books

Started by Jerry Thompson, 16th June 2012 09:17 AM

books, burn, damn, deisel, enought, grandson, huge, lady, obese, remarked, shes, street

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 09:17 AM; by Jerry Thompson

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Totally freaked out cat

Started by FenceFurniture, 5th June 2012 01:04 PM

background, basis, black, cat, cats, coming, decided, display, dog, enlarged, excellent, eyes, fence, freaked, garfield, glasses, halt, monster, moving, nursie, opportunity, pic, regular, screeching, shes, sight, time, tormentor, totally, walk

Replies: 8
Views: 1,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2012 10:23 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Shed Mate

Started by Scott, 24th March 2012 11:37 PM

adore, ago, amount, buying, calling, cost, couch, day, decent, deterrents, dusty, flinch, head, kids, lathe, lost, mate, minister, occasion, passed, pleasure, price, reckon, result, rhodesian, ridgebacks, shed, shes, thieves, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2012 06:11 PM; by Old farmer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Matt finish for milk paint

Started by hatchy, 31st October 2011 12:33 PM

2tsup, bub, change, cheers, chest, coat, colour, drawers, durable, finish, finished, guys, lines, matt, milk, natural, pain, paint, pregnant, realise, recommend, shes, stand, tear, top, traditional, wear, weeks, white, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2011 02:35 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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FINISHING

I guess we were ahead of our time but just did not know it

Started by Big Shed, 12th August 2011 02:02 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ahead, bags, bottles, clothes, current, day, environment, fountain, generation, green, grocery, guess, kids, laments, line, machine, pizza, plastic, power, razor, refilled, right;, screen, shes, size, store, time, walked, washed, woman

Replies: 30
Views: 3,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 03:51 PM; by Handyjack

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Newbie

Started by Rocketz, 17th May 2011 06:56 PM

alludes, antlers, bone, carve, carver, carving, cheers, deal, familiar, forum, furniture, gday, hayabusa, heavy, joined, moment, newbie, partner, photos, power, qld, question, rocketz, rustic, shes, slabs, suzuki, timber, timbers, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2011 08:06 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Don't Make a Fuss

Started by wheelinround, 14th February 2011 12:43 PM

box, candy, crowd, day, dinner, favourites, food, fuss, lifetime, make, midnight, moped, nagging, paper, park, photo, printed, proud, quality, recycle, ride, roses, shed, shes, technology, thinking, valentines, wasting, week, windows

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2011 09:17 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Marriage Advice

Started by Rodgera, 15th December 2010 07:36 PM

advice, couple, granddaughters, guests, looked, marriage, married, moment, newly-married, polled, shes, swmbo, wedding, wife, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2010 05:09 PM; by rrich

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The hardest thing I've ever had to do

Started by Grumpy John, 9th December 2010 02:13 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

aged, call, care, coward, dad, dying, eating, facility, finding, goodbye, goodbyes, hard, hardest, jeez, life, missing, mum, nerve, phone, real, received, shes, sort, stopped, swore, thing

Replies: 36
Views: 3,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 03:33 PM; by graemet

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM

breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 09:17 PM; by tea lady

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G'day from Hobart

Started by Paladonius, 9th November 2010 06:49 PM

aka, bits, builder, building, chainsaws, cheers, chippie, days, draftsman, father, furniture, gday, gig, heath, hey, hobart, houses, lucas, mills, money, odd, overdue, owner, paladonius, pieces, restoring, shes, shopfitter, soon-to-be, sooner-to-be

Replies: 5
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2010 02:11 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Horse 1 / SWMBO 0

Started by mic-d, 10th April 2007 11:25 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bit, blood, blow, bone, bump, call, cheek, cheers, damage, doctors, drains, eye, gash, head, horse, lucky, max-fac, michael, nasty, neck, orbit, permenant, queasy, serious, sheeyit, shes, surgeon, swmbo, tells, wood

Replies: 54
Views: 7,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2010 08:12 PM; by mic-d

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oz Jnr the 3rd

Started by Ozkaban, 12th October 2010 09:06 AM

3rd, announce, arrival, bolster, causing, cheers, combined, couple, dave, decades, finally, girl, grow, hectic, household, jnr, job, life, normal, occasionally, properly, remiss, return, running, shes, stocks, understandably, whispering, women, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2010 04:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Hard to Tell.....

Started by Rodgera, 1st October 2010 12:24 PM

blue, boy, bystander, daughter, father, forgive, girl, hair, hard, idea, jeans, mother, person, shes, short, sir

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2010 12:24 PM; by Rodgera

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she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

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Depends how you view it ...

Started by rayintheuk, 2nd July 2010 02:20 AM

breakfast, clean, cleaned, comments, couple, depends, detergent, eating, hang, hanging, husband, learned, line, looked, month, morning, move, neighbour, neighbourhood, nice, quiet, ray, remained, shes, surprised, view, wash, washing, windows, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 02:20 AM; by rayintheuk

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JOKES

Jeanette2

Started by Scorp, 10th March 2010 06:34 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 07:55 PM; by Groggy

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Older men are always more helpful

Started by watson, 26th February 2010 03:10 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, boobs, bra, bunnings, carts, coincidence, collide, eyes, guy, hair, halter, hardware, helpful, legs, matter, men, older, shes, shorts, store, tall, tight, top, wearing, white, wife, yrs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2010 05:47 PM; by tea lady

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Oh dash it all ... or is that &^%$#@

Started by Daddles, 25th January 2010 07:15 PM

and%$#@, bought, bugger, chisel, chiselling, chisels, dash, doh, epoxy, fell, ferule, girl, glue, handle, inattentive, job, lip, mallet, managed, mitre, nope, replacement, rip, scrapes, set, shes, sit, snorter, timber, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 08:02 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Never enough hours in the day.

Started by kman-oz, 12th November 2009 12:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accommodating, acute, addressed, catches, chasing, couple, day, depression, domestic, feel, feet, funds, growing, hire, hours, items, lack, list, loml, matters, missed, months, rest, settled, shes, son, time, tradesmen, week, worse

Replies: 25
Views: 2,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2009 07:53 PM; by Enfield Guy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Levelling Floor Joists

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th October 2009 01:10 AM

1854er, appreciated, boards, discover, edge, effective, floor, floorboards, guarantee, highs, joists, lay, level, levelling, lows, method, pull, read, renovateforum.com, shes, simpler, straight, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2009 01:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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FLOORING

Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Raising Children

Started by Rodgera, 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM

book, child, children, crying, curb, elderly, gentleman, johnny, judgement, lost, mom, munrubben, neighborhood, quiet, raising, rearing, residential, shes, sitting, sobbed, son, strolling, trouble, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM; by Rodgera

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Freshly hatched.

Started by Stevenp, 10th July 2009 08:14 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 04:51 PM; by rgum

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Isabella Grace - Made by Dazzler

Started by dazzler, 8th February 2007 11:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2.45hrs, 2tsup, 3.2, 7lb, arrived, dazzler, grace, isabella, ish, oneu, section, shes, wow

Replies: 38
Views: 6,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2009 08:16 PM; by dazzler

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Little Jonny

Started by Bluegum, 13th May 2009 09:13 PM

arrives, assures, baffled, balloon, bathroom, boy, break, business, calls, describes, doctor, examine, fart, finally, hard, hell, johnny, jonny, leads, leaves, mum, pen, shes, shortly, situation, starts, takes, time, toilet, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:17 PM; by fenderbelly

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It's my birthday

Started by The Bleeder, 23rd April 2009 08:57 AM

630, 700am, birthday, dads, greeting, login, morning, shes, sisters, twin, ubeaut, wonderful

Replies: 10
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2009 11:28 PM; by artme

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Why God made Mums

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM

boss, clean, dad, dads, fred, god, guess, hair, head, home, house, idiot, lot, makes, mothers, mum, mums, nice, perfect, rid, scaring, shes, sister, smarter, spare, stuff, talk, teachers, time, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM; by fenderbelly

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Terrible

Started by munruben, 23rd March 2009 06:37 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2009 05:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Here we go again

Started by *Kev, 22nd March 2009 01:22 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2009 10:48 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Books, boxes and boats

Started by Grindlestone, 5th March 2009 11:07 PM

ago, bandsaw, boat, boats, bookcases, books, boxes, build, built, completed, dayboat, design, forum, happy, hope, larger, pair, pine, projects, radiata, reading, recently, rough, shes, someday, sort, tools, woodworker, woodworking, worn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2009 08:40 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Norm in the north

Started by Dennis Millard, 1st March 2009 10:33 AM

anwers, arrived, bay, boat, boss, bright, dawn, day, fish, fishes, fishin, fishll, green, guide, hed, jackie, leave, left, life, loved, mate, norm, north, ooo----cdfm01--, quay, say-, shes, south, wake, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2009 10:33 AM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

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JOKES

Some good advice

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2008 09:04 AM

advice, baby.if, crap, enlarges, good, groceries, heart, home, house, life, love, meal.if, multiplies, multiply, receive, sh?t, shell, shes, smile, sperm, ton, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 09:04 AM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Post Turtle

Started by Doughboy, 6th October 2008 09:04 PM

balanced, begin, belong, cattle, caught, continued, conversation, country, cut, doctor, doctors, driving, dummy, eventually, explain, fence, gate, hand, palin, post, puzzled, rancher, shes, struck, suturing, term, top, topic, turtle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2008 01:46 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Baby Sister

Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2008 11:07 PM

attention, baby, center, crawling, follow, house, jealous, move, parents, robbie, sat, shed, shes, sister

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 10:15 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Looking for my Wife

Started by Ozkaban, 20th August 2008 02:29 PM

chees, coincidence, collide, dark, dave, desperate, excuse, guys, hair, legs, mind, moving, shes, supermarket, tall, trolleys, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 05:22 PM; by chrisrjones5456

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JOKES

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