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    Default Imminent Jail Break

    I was sent to prison and said to my cell mate:
    "i wont be in here long"
    he replied:
    "well the judge did you give you 6 years!!"
    "yeah" i replied: "but i reckon my wife will break me out soon...she's never let me finish a sentence yet!!!
    Cheers Fred



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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    I was sent to prison and said to my cell mate:
    "i wont be in here long"
    he replied:
    "well the judge did you give you 6 years!!"
    "yeah" i replied: "but i reckon my wife will break me out soon...she's never let me finish a sentence yet!!!

    I tried to tell the wife about this one but she said if I want your opinion, I will give it to you..........

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    One thing is for certain Fred
    ... you won't get out any earlier for good behaviour
    after that one.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    You blokes are horrible.........bet she can read!

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