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God himself wants to see you!"

Started by groverwa, 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM

added, alive, amazed, celebrating, congratulations, electrician, forty, found, gates, god, hand, impossible, labour, life, lived, mans, modesty, pearly, peter, remember, royalty, saint, sheets, simply, son, special, time, totally, trades, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Snakes alive

Started by BlackbuttWA, 3rd February 2014 10:49 AM

0700, 302828, alive, carpet, col, decided, enjoy, ficus, frog, frogs, gday, guy/gal, hammock, holed, ledge, motororbike, moving, plant, pond, pumila, python, snakes, time, visit

Replies: 7
Views: 1,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2014 09:00 PM; by HOOKED.UP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grandma at the beach

Started by Carry Pine, 19th December 2013 02:33 PM

abraham, alive, beach, desperate, drops, falls, father, finally, forefathers, grandma, grandmother, grandson, hat, huge, isaac, jewish, knees, lifeguards, mighty, prays, save, sea, supervising, washes, wave

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2013 02:33 PM; by Carry Pine

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I Decided to Come Clean and Reveal My True Self.

Started by Barry_White, 26th June 2012 05:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, barry, clean, colour, decided, guy, money, posing, reveal, sing, true, white, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 3,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2013 11:06 AM; by Mr Brush

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Batman

Started by fenderbelly, 4th October 2012 11:47 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 08:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day from South Oz

Started by ch!ppy, 6th March 2012 01:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, apprentices, bit, boss, built, carpenter, day, enthusiasm, gday, giving, glowing, haha, hand, homes, lasts, lol, machinery, plane, poor, practically, pretty, pulling, quick, reading, sharp, sounds, south, speak, tender, tools

Replies: 15
Views: 2,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2012 12:39 PM; by ch!ppy

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Private Message Numbers -- have they been changing??

Started by HavinaGo, 18th January 2011 10:56 AM

alive, allowed, changing, cleaned, community, edlanos, enjoyable, et-al, expected, extra, happening, informative, keeping, max, message, messages, minor, morning, neil, noticed, numbers, pms, post, private, query, realised, ruthlessly, space, time, waited

Replies: 10
Views: 1,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2011 02:07 PM; by RETIRED

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

the sandpaperman

Started by Pappy, 13th October 2010 08:14 PM

alive, commitments, concerned, considered, contacted, customer, genuinely, helpful, hours, issue, kerry, minor, mobile, on-line, phone, pleasently, post, product, proved, purchased, rate, recently, reply, sandpaper, sandpaperman, service, shops, straightaway, u2tsup, well.2tsup2tsup2tsup

Replies: 7
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2010 08:36 PM; by jatt

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FINISHING

Newly Disabled, AKA

Started by mrpedersen, 21st September 2010 08:09 AM

2tsup, ??-, accessible, adjust, aka, alive, chair, craftsman, disabled, found, glenn, height, house, metric, newly, office, reading, safely, short, shorty, situation, storage, system, table, thinking, time, uncomfortable, unit, wise, woodworking

Replies: 9
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2010 05:06 PM; by mrpedersen

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

This makes me mad as hell.....

Started by Grumpy John, 9th January 2010 06:42 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alive, american, apologies, article, articles, black, brandon, brothers, clean, coming, forum, hell, intended, internet, kicking, live, mad, makes, mcclelland, minutes, newspaper, offended, past, pun, racism, rantoff, read, sisters, stop, unlike

Replies: 42
Views: 4,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2010 08:18 PM; by woodnut

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The miracle of toilet paper

Started by Calm, 17th October 2009 09:53 PM

alive, as2, beat, breasts, characteristically, continue, day, deal, fresh, front, grow, husband, larger, meals, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stopped, straw, stupid, telling, therapy, toilet, walk

Replies: 2
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 05:05 AM; by artme

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G'day all!

Started by EGG, 23rd August 2009 01:48 PM

alive, amazing, basically, bust, butchery, gday, gmc, guys, hack, hope, information, love, lower, magic, market, pretty, previous, priced, read, ryobi, simply, stuf, television, thicknesser, threads, views, wealth, wondering, wood

Replies: 11
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2009 09:19 AM; by EGG

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pope

Started by wheelinround, 10th August 2009 02:58 PM

“who, access, actions”, alive, bitter, blessing, brave, buddies, crocodile, darwin, eyes, grasp, guy?”, hatred, heard, heck, i’ve, labor, leave, liberal, liberals, one?”, pope, proclaimed, proudly, summoned, supporter, wearing, wisdom.”

Replies: 6
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2009 10:53 AM; by rrich

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A WA hobbiest

Started by gorf merkit, 23rd July 2009 08:13 PM

alive, aspect, base, chair, days, decent, design, developed, enjoyed, fine, forums, hobbiest, jarah, jarrah, kit, love, oil, piece, pondering, quaility, raw, size, sleepers, slowly, source, struggling, table, tables, timber, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 02:43 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Some ponderisms

Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2009 11:13 AM

72.0pt, @font-face, alive, dead, depth, die, dying, feel, font-family, grave, health, hospital, kinds, life, lying, natural, nuts, pedestrians, plant, ponderisms, quick, rate, replacement, rut, seriously;, sexually, someday, stupid, transmitted, valuable

Replies: 2
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2009 06:38 PM; by Outbackrr

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM

2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white

Replies: 8
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 11:26 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Thought for the day:

Started by Calm, 28th April 2009 09:07 PM

alive, day, illegal, people, remember, shoot, simply, thought

Replies: 10
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 09:35 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

The beat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th April 2009 08:16 PM

alive, allan, beat, bells, bereaved, church, consoled, distressed, father, fine, fire, forward, friend, husband, lady, life, loss, love, lover, marvellous, past, racing, replied, someday, sound, sunday, truck, widow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 03:00 PM; by Gingermick

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What would Elvis be doing today

Started by munruben, 30th March 2009 11:20 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2009 01:42 PM; by rrich

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Lawyers' seasonal greeting

Started by wheelinround, 18th December 2008 02:16 PM

acknowledged, actual, alive, and/or, binding, choice, dead, discretion, enforceable, fictitious, greeting, holiday, implement, implies, issuance, jurisdictions, lawyers, promise, proprietary, religious, respect, restrictions, rights, seasonal, secular, sole, traditions, wishee, wishes, wishor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 06:38 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Life

Started by DavidG, 3rd November 2008 05:38 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 05:50 AM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pizza Hut's Pizzas Are Crunchier - Well in Brisbane Anyway!!

Started by Metal Head, 6th July 2008 12:16 PM

act, alive, bellbowrie, breaches, brisbane, cockroach, cockroaches, company, cooked, council, court, crunchier, fined, food, found, guilty, hinge, hut, huts, hygiene, incident, pizza, pizzas, pleaded, restaurant, restaurants, suspended, waste, yum

Replies: 3
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 10:14 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hospital Chart Bloopers

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th May 2008 07:29 AM

1993, alert, alive, anorexia, appearing, appears, bloopers, breakfast, chart, constantly, crying, day, decrepit, depressed, discharge, forgetful, healthy, hospital, left, lunch, male, mentally, numb, patient, permission, status, tearful, toes, waffles, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 07:29 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Mystery letter

Started by Incoming!, 1st May 2008 10:32 PM

370hssv-0773h, alive, britains, bush, cabled, cia, clue, colin, decided, eventually, george, handwriting, house, letter, message, mi6, mit, mystery, nasa, nsa, numerous, osama, president, rounds, secret, send, service, solve, upside, white

Replies: 3
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 11:48 AM; by Pheonix

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Munruben pub problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th March 2008 08:34 PM

accidentally, aid, alive, allan, banged, beer, brainwave, calendar, coming, coolroom, found, hope, hotel, hour, inside, john, kegs, locked, minute, months, munruben, night, problems, pub, staff, started, stole, surrounded, time, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Momento

Started by Ashwood, 29th February 2008 09:01 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 07:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Prayers

Started by MY TURN, 13th February 2008 01:47 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 11:19 AM; by Incoming!

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Who would you invite to dinner

Started by fred.n, 12th January 2008 10:42 PM

alive, billy, connolly, dead, dinner, invite, mine, people

Replies: 12
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 09:25 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alive TV Splitter

Started by nev25, 12th January 2008 09:32 PM

112vac, ago, alive, assuming, bedrooms, copper, device, earth, faulty, gas, house, ideas, individual, injection, installed, lounge, measured, metal, meter, months, multi, passive, pipe, power, short, signal, split, splitter, story, surprise

Replies: 4
Views: 2,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 12:17 AM; by Ausyuppy

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Well thawed out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:00 AM

alive, allan, arms, breakfast, calendar, eskimo, found, frozen, husband, igloo, months, morning, night, returned, stole, thawed, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 02:07 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Still alive!

Started by Landseka, 9th December 2007 08:28 PM

adelaide, alive, arriving, august, breathing, bulldust, bunbury, camped, care, christmas, coast, forward, inhale, lol, meningie, moment, mother, neil, pain, remember, replace, rest, road, share, shop, stop, talking, travelled, wednesday, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 2,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 06:50 PM; by artme

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Feeling Old

Started by Rodgera, 27th October 2007 11:51 AM

alive, brought, compliment, eyes, feeling, granddaughter, grow, hearing, replied, tears, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:58 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Flu

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 09:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, alive, angle, animals, bat, bird, blind, care, caresroll, cough, days, describe, dog, drivers, duck, epidemic, flu, horse, human, humans, illness, kennel, lame, nsw, presonally, races, radio, sick, stopping, symptoms

Replies: 15
Views: 2,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 06:37 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Man found alive after 50 years absence

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st August 2007 08:43 PM

1957, absence, alive, alland, champion, cupboard, dying, found, hide, hope, kitchen, man, medical, morning, questioned, seek, staff, time, told, wallan, worried, years

Replies: 7
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Oh! the shame

Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, heart, heaven, home, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, shaking, shame, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 06:25 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Death Before Dishonour

Started by John Saxton, 14th December 2006 08:48 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, die, died, dishonour, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, heart, heaven, horrible, house, keeled, looked, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 08:48 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Can some one in or around Melbourne Au help me please?

Started by Gladhatter, 23rd October 2006 03:07 PM

2003, 276-926-6423, aka, alive, ayris, bob, bobayris@yahoo.com, book, charlie, clintwood, contact, email, family, gladhatter, gladhatter@gladhatter.net, gladly, listed, living, melbourne, phone, resources, robert, swindall, usa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2006 03:27 PM; by fxst

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One small step for A man

Started by silentC, 3rd October 2006 12:02 PM

1969, alive, armstrong, audible, australian, bothering, ears, finally, found, giant, human, leap, man, mankind, moon, mumbler, proof, range, recordings, researcher, small, step, sub-aural

Replies: 9
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 05:05 PM; by ernknot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Any interest in a Monday thread?

Started by bennylaird, 18th September 2006 08:52 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

30s, alive, all.d, anouncement, banana, bbq, brendan, cut, demise, electrons, flowing, footy, friday, healthy, managed, monday, morning, pile, questions, sausages, scratching, shut, silent, thead, theme, thread, weekend, wendy, worry, zed

Replies: 37
Views: 4,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 07:22 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

American Lawyers

Started by Ashore, 6th May 2006 09:39 PM

affect, alive, american, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, courts, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, lawyers, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, sitting, son, taking, terminated, time, voodoo, witness, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:32 PM; by DanP

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JOKES

Two buried Miners found alive!

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2006 09:32 PM

ago, alive, announced, buried, days, ecstatic, families, found, guy, miners, minutes, newsbreak, pity, rescue

Replies: 13
Views: 1,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2006 11:37 PM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Superstitious?

Started by DanP, 2nd January 2006 10:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, arrested, car, cells, details, drunk, eek, ensued, fireworks, involved, job, midnight, min, mother, offsider, person, pick, proves, punches, refuses, struggle, stupidest, superstitious, ten, time, told, town, van, warn, wrong.mad

Replies: 19
Views: 2,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 11:08 PM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Too bad.....

Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, happened, heart, home, horrible, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Disorder in the Court

Started by Barry_White, 13th November 2005 09:25 AM

alive, appearance, attorney, autopsy, blood, brain, breathing, check, court, death, deposition, desk, disorder, doctor, dress, jar, law, marriage, morning, notice, patient, performed, practicing, pressure, pulse, pursuant, sitting, susan, terminated, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 10:11 PM; by boban

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JOKES

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

Started by Wood Borer, 14th September 2005 12:44 PM

alive, automatically, beat, breasts, bum, day, deal, fetch, front, grow, husband, larger, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, physical, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stop, stupid, suggestion, telling, therapy, toilet, uncharacteristically, walk

Replies: 3
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 06:22 AM; by Stu in Tokyo

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School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

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Favorite/Worse Meal

Started by Ashore, 18th June 2005 07:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, apricotrippers, baby, experance, favorite or worse, favorite/worse, fish, fresh, fry, gar, grilled, hot, iains, korea, lams, life, live, meal, octopuses, perth, post, reading, rice, seafood, seriously;, thinking, thread, tower, w.a, worse

Replies: 25
Views: 2,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 09:55 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When you grow old...

Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM

1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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