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The lower ranks, bless them

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM

100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 12:22 AM; by doug3030

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JOKES

Doctors Visit

Started by CMB, 18th November 2013 09:28 AM

bother, cleared, craig, cute, doctor, doctors, farted, farting, farts, hearing, heck, lady, matter, office, pills, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, stink, terribly, times, visit, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2013 09:28 AM; by CMB

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JOKES

Wood the Silent killer

Started by DSEL74, 31st January 2013 04:45 PM

apparently, asbestos, carcinogenic, cheap, continue, cough, cousin, dangerous, day, dust, expensive, filter, filters, food, gas, irritate, killer, mask, nasty, painting, particle, particles, prepping, progressively, rubber, silent, sr100, sundstrom, times, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 2,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2013 07:32 PM; by Superbunny

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SAFETY

Taz

Started by mic-d, 12th July 2012 02:12 PM

10/7/2012, 215403, banzan, dew, farewell, garden, grass, pass, rest, silent, taz

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2012 02:12 PM; by mic-d

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Speaking European

Started by Charleville, 7th May 2012 05:15 PM

4th, agre, akurate, dropd, efter, english, european, fifz, german, horibl, kan, languag, mes, oza, people, pepl, publik, replasing, reseptiv, silent, speaking, speking, speling, spelling, steps, unesesary, vil, wil, yer, zey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2012 05:15 PM; by Charleville

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JOKES

EC makes Euro-English the official Eurpoean Language

Started by jmk89, 8th March 2012 11:53 AM

agre, akurate, disgrasful, dropd, english, euro-english, euroenglish, european, eurpoean, fifz, german, horibl, kan, languag, language, makes, mes, official, publik, replasing, reseptiv, silent, speling, spelling, steps, unesesary, vil, vordskontaining, wil, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2012 11:18 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

ago, barked, call, car, church, convince, days, diane, dianes, difficult, dropped, embarrassed, honey, ignition, ken, keys, left, lot, meeting, parking, policeman, retorted, silence, silent, stammered, stolen, theory, time, times, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

My video to all

Started by jow104, 24th December 2011 08:53 AM

2011.avi, christmas, day, dec, happy, hope, john, meet, night, silent, video, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2011 08:52 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Stupid Question GREAT ANSWER

Started by chambezio, 23rd June 2011 01:33 PM

admit, answer, archery, bit, canoeing, children, climbing, cosgrove, equipped, female, great, interview, interviewed, interviewer, irresponsible, maam, properly, prostitute, question, radio, range, returned, rifle, shooting, silent, stupid, supervised, teach, teaching, you’re

Replies: 6
Views: 1,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2011 06:29 AM; by underfoot

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JOKES

Never Assume Anything!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:59 AM

airport, assume, charter, cheers, close, cnn, doh, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructor, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, taxied, telling, told, twin-engine, valley

Replies: 1
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2011 09:00 PM; by AlexHW

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JOKES

the price of gas

Started by Biggles73, 8th January 2011 05:47 PM

cleared, complains, day, doc, gas, hearing, lady, nuisance, pass, passes, prescription, price, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, tells, terribly, time, times, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2011 05:09 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Okay, what about these different-shaped Security-Screen "Glides", then?...

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th December 2010 05:30 PM

82197, attached, attachment, batpig, dear, different-shaped, folks, glides, hands, makes, nylon, overwhelmingly, photo, post, previous, read, reception, rectangular-shaped, renovateforum.com, reply, security-screen, seeking, sells, shown, silent, supplier, suppose, thread, thumbnails, type

Replies: 0
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2010 05:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Never assume

Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2010 10:56 AM

air, airport, assume, charter, close, cnn, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructed, instructor, local, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, telling, told, twin-engine, valley

Replies: 1
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2010 05:05 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

At the Supermarket

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM

baby, blurted, boys, called, dress, excuse, fell, finally, hear, minutes, miss, mommy, mothers, noticed, patience, shop, silent, softly, supermarket, ten, thin, tugged, wearing, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Silence!

Started by bullfright, 8th April 2010 03:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2010 03:06 PM; by bullfright

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JOKES

Where can i find Business investors??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th March 2010 10:00 PM

10%, approved, bank, borrow, business, buy, cash, estimated, family, grow, growing, increase, invest, investors, partner, percentage, policy, profits, read, renovateforum.com, run, silent, similar, standard, steadily, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 10:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

read this please

Started by terry arnold, 4th December 2009 09:30 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, dead, fight, floor, freedom, home, honor, house, lay, life, night, nights, people, read, request, rolled, santa, silent, soldier, soldiers, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 09:45 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

political joke

Started by jow104, 24th October 2009 09:02 PM

accident, brown, call, children, darlin, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, gordon, hand, johnny, joke, kerryin, loss, ower, plane, political, raised, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tae, tragedy, volunteered, wee, weel, wid, widnae

Replies: 2
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2009 12:49 AM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

How do you say it

Started by dj_pnevans, 9th August 2009 10:19 PM

ago, coburn, cockburn, david, live, named, people, perth, school, silent, suburb, time

Replies: 11
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2009 12:24 PM; by witch1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Irish Army

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:30 PM

100, army, bombers, calls, cleared, cockpit, couple, day, equipment, increased, inform, irish, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, saints, sarkozy, shotguns, silent, spoke, throat, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:07 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Three Pints :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2009 05:21 PM

bar, barman, bejesus, condolences, customer, day, drinking, drinks, drops, dublin, fall, fine, finished, intrude, laugh, notice, offer, paddy, penny, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, sad, silent, sip, starts, tis

Replies: 2
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 10:19 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Generation Y

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:26 PM

1925, 1945, 1946, 1964, 1965, 1982, 1983, 1997, baby, boomers, born, call, caricaturists, explanation, generation, idea, people, picture, silent, thousand, words, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 03:00 PM; by damian

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JOKES

A touching story

Started by MICKYG, 22nd December 2008 02:20 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, friend, home, house, lay, life, merry, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, story, touching, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 6,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2008 09:44 AM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

A special message

Started by keithvan, 14th December 2008 11:41 AM

australian, bedroom, carry, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, home, house, lay, life, message, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, special, voice, watch, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2008 10:10 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kevin Rudd visits a primary school

Started by WoodJunky, 1st July 2008 09:13 PM

accident, airplane, boy, carrying, children, discussion, finally, fire, friendly, f___ing, gillard, hand, kevin, loss, minister, primary, prime, queensland, quiet, raised, rudd, school, searched, silent, struck, tragedy, visiting, visits, voice, volunteered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 09:17 PM; by STAR

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JOKES

for golfers

Started by whitewood, 12th June 2008 08:11 AM

anytime, aussie, businessman, catholic, chinse, clubhouse, doctor, donate, fell, fire, fire-fighters, free, george, golfers, greens, honour, indian, keeper, moment, play, prayer, priest, replied, sad, silent, slow, special, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 10:30 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Blind or Blonde?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM

400-pound, bar, blind, blonde, bouncer, buddy, explain, hear, hey, joke, left, moment, nah, professional, silent, sitting, taps, times, walks, wanna, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Generations

Started by wheelinround, 11th May 2008 09:27 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2008 09:27 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Sherlock Holmes Camping Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd April 2008 02:49 PM

approximately, astronomically, beautiful, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, night, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, trip, watson

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 03:07 PM; by Outbackrr

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JOKES

Brisbane North GTG with special guest Silent C and tribe

Started by TEEJAY, 11th December 2007 07:45 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

6th, brisbane, brissy, canetoads, carload, famous, fellowship, gaggle, gtg, guest, hosting, intend, january, join, mexicans, midst, minutes, nearby, north, petrie, share, silent, special, splinters, starting, sunday, swimmers, talk, toowoomba, tribe

Replies: 73
Views: 9,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 09:27 PM; by TEEJAY

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EVENTS

A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

Barry and Alan go camping

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:33 AM

alan, all-powerful, appears, approximately, asleep, barry, beautiful, camping, day, evident, fall, idiot, insignificant, lord, meteorlogically, millions, moment, past, quarter, replies, silent, site, speaks, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, wise

Replies: 4
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Got done for drink driving

Started by Gra, 2nd November 2007 04:43 PM

batons, drink, driving, female, held, hurtdduu, officer, remain, replied, silent, tells, tits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

We Need To Make A Stand

Started by funkychicken, 31st July 2007 11:32 PM

11 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 11

abortion, alike, contribute, darkness, depression, deserving, developed, devoid, difference, eating-disorders, feelings, growing, human, it’s, make, marriage, media, objects, reality, respect, self-harm, sex, silent, situation, stand, they’re, time, viewed, win/win, women

Replies: 159
Views: 15,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:57 AM; by ubeaut

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

3 legged dog

Started by munruben, 26th July 2007 04:38 PM

3-legged, bar, dog, gonna, hope, legged, love, paw, read, saloon, shot, silent, slides, walks, west

Replies: 3
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 11:27 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Pint size

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM

bar, bartender, condolences, confused, dawns, day, drinking, drinks, dublin, eye, fall, fine, intrude, irishman, laughs, light, loss, moment, notice, offer, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, silent, size, taking, wayhe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:07 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Drop Bear warning

Started by Iain, 3rd January 2007 08:01 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

appears, attack, attacked, aware, bear, bears, bushfires, coastal, colonies, consequence, dangerous, devastating, drop, extremely, friends, menace, migrating, moment, northeast, overseas, regions, relatives, silent, survive, tourists, unseen, usa, victoria, warning

Replies: 74
Views: 7,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 10:29 AM; by Spittin Chips

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Started by outback, 22nd December 2006 07:24 AM

attention, bells, borderline, carols, chocolate, christmas, compulsive, cry, deficit, dementia, disorder, disturbed, fire, france, froggy, gonna, hear, holy, home, jingle, night, obsessive, oooh, personality, pout, roasting, silent, town, trees, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2006 07:24 AM; by outback

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JOKES

Ireland Declares War On France

Started by Bob38S, 13th November 2006 10:19 AM

100, army, bar, bombers, calls, chirac, cleared, day, declares, equipment, france, increased, inform, ireland, jackie, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, silent, spoke, throat, ultra-light, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 10:19 AM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

Any interest in a Monday thread?

Started by bennylaird, 18th September 2006 08:52 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

30s, alive, all.d, anouncement, banana, bbq, brendan, cut, demise, electrons, flowing, footy, friday, healthy, managed, monday, morning, pile, questions, sausages, scratching, shut, silent, thead, theme, thread, weekend, wendy, worry, zed

Replies: 37
Views: 4,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 07:22 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stars

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:07 AM

all-powerful, approximately, batman, beautiful, day, decriptive, evident, faithful, friend, idiot, insert, insignificant, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, robin, silent, sky, speaks, stars, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wakes, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 08:39 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 5,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The silent Fart

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM

aid, attending, battery, church, couple, elderly, fart, halfway, hearing, husband, leans, replies, services, silent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:31 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

batteries

Started by Miltzy, 20th May 2006 11:09 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 11:09 AM; by Miltzy

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JOKES

Two-part Question

Started by Rodgera, 12th May 2006 06:32 PM

american, answer, anticipation, approvingly, audience, bob, confused, dollars, easier, eek, grew, half, happen?eek, history, host, nervous, night, nodded, noticeably, played, question, rolleyes, rule, safe, silent, stab, subject, town, two-part, twopart

Replies: 1
Views: 2,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:17 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Hey Silent C

Started by Baz, 1st May 2006 09:03 PM

barry, cheers, coming, darren, hey, house, pics, silent

Replies: 13
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2006 11:19 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Calling in sick

Started by echnidna, 17th March 2006 10:23 AM

animals, buck, button, calling, cat, disposal, flight, hanging, head, injury, kitchen, loudly, lying, masculine, matter, naked, paramedics, rate, recent, region, reset, shower, sick, silent, sink, top, weight, wife, wild, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 06:32 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Silent and Odourless

Started by Five Thumbs, 18th February 2006 10:49 PM

brewery, chiffonier, dear, difficulties, embarrassing, eyebrows, farting, farts, fat, fixed, fox-hounds, habit, hearing, horse, lady, lot, lpp-s, mainwaring, noise, odourless, penelope, raises, sends, silent, sinuses, socially, start, tablets, week, whimpering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 12:28 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Tragedy

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM

accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king

Replies: 3
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 04:14 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

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