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12th June 2008, 08:11 AM #1SENIOR MEMBER
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> A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an
> Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers >in front of them.
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> The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
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> The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such >poor golf!'
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> The Chinse Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'.
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> The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's >have a word with him.'
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> 'Hello, George! Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group
> ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
> George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
> firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
> year,so we always let them play for free anytime.'
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> The group fell silent for a moment.
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> The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
> prayer for them tonight.'
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> The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my >Ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for >them.'
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> The Chinse Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
> fire-fighters in honour of these brave soles'
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> The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f***ing play at night?'
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12th June 2008, 08:47 AM #2GOLD MEMBER
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not heard that one pi---d myself
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12th June 2008, 10:30 PM #3
So sorry to hear of your bladder control problem, fubar. Maybe the Indian doctor can refer you to his Urologist colleague.
This is a good variation, though, with the Chinese businessman added IIRC. I think in the earlier version the Aussie was an Engineer.
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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