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a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 08:48 PM

bacon, breath, bush, close, corny, crawling, cured, deed, desert, dying, ees, forget, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, meerage, miamigo, mortally, pepe, pork, saved, smell, sock, staggers, suddenly, tree, warns, wounded

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

A Den of Iniquity

Started by wheelinround, 19th February 2014 02:14 PM

act;, arise, attention, breath, car, cave, dash, den, drove, gazed, heavens, home, i/we, iniquity, injustice, jane, justice, max, mention, paying, pleasure, price, return, righteousness;, silence, sin, tempted, wickedness;, wonderful, [c14

Replies: 3
Views: 9,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2014 08:14 AM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Grape Expectations

Started by Scott, 20th September 2013 01:52 PM

breath, expectations, grape, green, idiot, purple

Replies: 4
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2013 05:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

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JOKES

Silicosis

Started by CMB, 29th May 2013 10:40 AM

breath, concrete, coughing, crystalline, cutting, developing, difficult, disease, dust, ensure, exposing, exposure, fine, health, inhalation, irreversible, lung, mask, measures, people, post, potential, quartz, respirable, risk, safety, severe, shortness, silica, silicosis

Replies: 2
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2013 11:42 AM; by A Duke

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SAFETY

Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Two little boys

Started by fenderbelly, 17th January 2012 09:16 AM

answer, attempt, boy, boys, breath, brother, closet, door, dove, found, gasping, god, hanging, happened, home, missing, mother, mouth, preacher, question, raised, repeated, shook, slamming, sterner, time, tone, town, trouble, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:05 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Wet tricks

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:04 PM

beautiful, blonde, breath, champion, climbed, decided, demonstrations, diving, endurance, incredible, jumped, lady, lay, learn, lengths, liverpool, marry, mersey, met, olympic, pool, prostitute, seventy-five, sidesof, started, swimmer, told, towel, tricks, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2011 11:04 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Aussie Poem

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th February 2010 09:03 AM

aussie, bank, bloke, bloody, breath, call, caught, check, cocky, dam, day, death, ewe, fleece, gratitude, hang, hed, hot, jocks, local, pay, poem, rep, round, saving, shed, stock, stopped, water, wet

Replies: 6
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2010 12:13 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Adam & God

Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM

adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Mahatma Gandhi

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 07:47 PM

ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calloused, calluses, diet, feet, fragile, frail, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2009 11:19 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Calm in training

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2009 09:03 PM

allan, bacchus, ballarat, bloke, breath, bull, calm, close, collapsed, david, depart, doors, doorway, fit, floor, lurched, mallee, marsh, missed, noel, remarked, replied, running, seat, sitting, suddenly, train, training, watson, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 09:37 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Insulation and breathing timber floors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th August 2009 01:20 PM

aircell, avoid, babies, batts, breaks, breath, bulk, chook, easily, expensive, floor, floors, groove, insulation, involves, joists, laying, list, ooh, planks, ply, read, renovateforum.com, rodents, ruled, sheeting, stapling, sub-floor, thread, wire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2009 01:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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FLOORING

Sub-Floor Insulation under floorboard - Good Idea?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th August 2009 09:50 PM

advantageous, batts, benefits, breath, cold, cooling, drafts, eliminate, floor, floorboard, floorboards, gaps, idea, insulation, joins, oak, opinions, polished, read, renovateforum.com, space, strips, sub-floor, subfloor, summer, t&g, tassie, thinking, thread, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 2,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2009 09:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Hey from sydney

Started by dreilly, 13th July 2009 05:15 PM

attempt, breath, brisbane, cark, dream, escape, fill, fine, folks, forum, furniture, hey, hobbyist, living, mine, moving, poster, race, rat, read, spend, sydney, time, vain, watcher, woodworker

Replies: 11
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2009 10:35 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Breastfeeding Mum - Over The Limit

Started by Metal Head, 5th April 2009 09:43 PM

actions, alice, allegedly, belief, breastfeeding, breath, car, charged, child, concept, defies, driving, drunk, failing, gap, limit, mum, people, police, provide, pulled, responsibility, run, safety, sample, spokeswoman, springs, unable, wheel, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 09:43 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Removing concrete from colorbond

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 8th March 2009 07:10 PM

breath, colorbond, concrete, damaged, dried, holding, ideas, pressure, read, remove, removing, renovateforum.com, safely, success, thread, tools, washer

Replies: 0
Views: 4,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 07:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Goodbye granddad

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd February 2009 10:37 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Mahatma Gandhi

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 05:33 PM

aro-d, ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calluses, cheers, diet, feet, fragile, frail, fred, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super-calloused, time, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 11:25 AM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Life

Started by DavidG, 3rd November 2008 05:38 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 05:50 AM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Gas Company

Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2008 08:30 PM

alley, breath, challenged, company, figured, gas, gasping, hard, house, huffing, lady, meter, meters, neighborhood, outrun, parked, puffing, realized, replied, run, running, senior, servicemen, stopped, suburban, supervisor, trainee, training, truck, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2008 09:10 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Romantic first line

Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2008 10:08 AM

0px;, amorous, bag, beautiful, blue, bowls, breath, dead, embrace;, empty, feel, feelings, head, hell, inspired, lies, lime, line, love, rhyme, romantic, roses, smell, stepped, sugar, sweet, telling, violets, vodka, wilting

Replies: 4
Views: 1,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2008 08:18 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

The Bacon Tree

Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded

Replies: 3
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Drunk Guy

Started by TheSandpaperMan, 13th August 2008 09:36 PM

act, bar, bloody, breath, chasing, collapses, creams, desperation, drunk, engine, evening, eventually, fast, fire, flashing, friday, gasping, guy, ice, immediately, lights, past, races, running, shouts, siren, staggers, starts, wailing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:36 PM; by TheSandpaperMan

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JOKES

The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 11:08 AM

apologies, bed, blokes, breath, call, calling, e-mail, feelings, folder, gasping, handcuffed, helps, hold, hurt, husband, instruction, lord, mail, manuals, pillow, pray, reading, remember, rename, shirt, sitting, toilet, trustworthy, whistle, wipe

Replies: 11
Views: 2,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 12:48 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Mineral Silicate Paint

Started by frog_hopper, 3rd April 2008 04:03 PM

bond, breath, bricks, colourfastness, coming, crack, cured, durability, excellent, flake, flaking, forms, ground, inorganic, level, mineral, moisture, paint, paints, peel, porters, premium, providing, silicate, strong, structure, stuff, substrate, type, unparalleled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 02:01 PM; by frog_hopper

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PAINTING

No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

John's Last Wish

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:03 PM

barry, breath, dear, deathbed, die, gasped, hated, john, johns, marry, months, pitifully, request, softly, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:01 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Ever had one of them days where nothing went right?

Started by Brickie, 12th March 2008 06:19 PM

bag, breath, crap, cruel, day, days, erindoors, head, hole, home, laughed, matter, plastic, told, top, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 09:09 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Chocolate sundae

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th January 2008 12:48 PM

arthritis, bar, breath, catching, chocolate, crushed, hobbled, john, kindly, milk, munruben, nuts, painfully, pulled, replied, slowly, stool, sundae, waitress

Replies: 2
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 09:11 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Wouldn't we all like to do this

Started by Calm, 4th January 2008 09:30 AM

acted, asio, assessment, behaviour, bit, breath, car, condition, counts, court, defence, disqualified, driving, fwy, heard, joke, lawyer, local, past, person, police, psychiatric, situation, sound-thinking, station, test, told, waved, western, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 10:21 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Swimming

Started by MICKYG, 26th December 2007 08:32 PM

alligators, announces, asshole, bargain, breath, catches, cheer, crowd, daughter, day, dear, decides, dollars, fantastic, finally, guy, huge, impressed, incredible, listen, million, millionaire, money, party, pool, pushed, single, swimming, throw, unharmed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 10:15 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Challenge!

Started by dennford, 2nd November 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approached, attractive, bad, bar, bored, breath, challenge, cigarette, deep, defy, denn, easy, exhaled, explained, eyes, fan, filthy, girl, irritating, joke, noticed, return, smoke, spotted, tears, thread, tractor, wait, walked, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 3,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:00 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Wish me luck lads, I'm going back in

Started by Matt88s, 25th October 2007 02:25 PM

bit, breath, coffee, days, door, feeling, finish, grrr, guy, hands, hell, knock, lab, lads, left, luck, mate, organic, partner, people, procedure, prof, pull, school, serious, shaking, shrug, sir, started, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 02:27 AM; by Matt88s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One shot shellac finish

Started by Pete J, 13th August 2007 02:21 AM

applies, apply, bloom, breath, breathing, close, coat, continuing, drops, finish, grain, half, light, lightly, line, mark, meths, oil, perth, pure, remains, residual, retained, rub, rubber, shellac, shot, strokes, surface, weekend

Replies: 8
Views: 3,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 04:37 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

Karate expert

Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 10:23 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, air, bikies, breath, brick, chop, club, eventually, expert, eyes, gang, glass, gutter, guy, half, house, karate, landed, lay, meter, meters, pavement, picked, plate, rolled, sailed, slammed, thick, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:29 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

vanishing Queensland red cedar

Started by screamingjessie, 29th May 2007 09:53 AM

absolutly, breath, cedar, clueless, condition, everybodyu, father, jess, knives, knowlage, limit, limited, lines, novice, p.s, piece, pleaseb, queensland, red, seel, sincerely, somthing, thinking, time, use?????u, vanishes, vanishing, wood, wooddork, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 09:30 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

Pimples in the Nose

Started by thumbsucker, 5th December 2006 05:09 PM

allot, blockage, borrowed, breath, brown, dark, day, due, filter, flows, hard, heard, hobby, hot, investing, joy, lots, nose, pimples, resin, respirators, similar, stuff, taking, thinking, type, uncomfortable, warm, washing, water

Replies: 14
Views: 3,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2007 08:36 PM; by scooter

Forum:
SAFETY

one foggy night

Started by goat, 21st March 2007 11:06 PM

bathroom, bottle, breath, bump, bumping, casket, clapping, clappity-bump, coffin, coming, cough, desperate, door, faster, foggy, gasps, head, heart, home, locks, night, pounding;, reeling;, runs, sobbing, stops, syrup, terrified, throws, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2007 11:52 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Quicky

Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM

angel, breath, bushes, care, change, day, eagerly, ensues, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, hundred, laughing, left, life, minutes, nude, patiently, pigeon, positions, quicky, replies, return, rustle, shrubbery, tells, thinking, time, waits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2007 06:18 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Bloody Oz Google! AAARGH!

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 25th December 2006 08:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.au, aaargh, bloody, books, breath, can;t, censorship, chips, control, dns, fight, google, google.com, grrrr, hear, locate, lookup, mad, muzak], redirecting, return, signs, site, sort, spitting, straight, twilight, whois, zone, [cue

Replies: 25
Views: 3,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2006 03:34 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barrel Hinge Markers

Started by watson, 13th December 2006 03:14 PM

5.2mm, 5mm, 6mm, barrel, bastard, bit, breath, centre, chuck, dowell, file, finally, fit, helpful, hinge, hinges, holding, hole, hope, lathe, markers, mounted, noel, positions, set, tested, transfer, usual, whilst, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 3,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2006 12:42 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Fingers crossed.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 30th October 2006 10:52 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

beat, breath, brisbane, care, crossed, dad, eek, fingers, heart, hospital, intensive, irregular, longreach, night, pain, shortage, tests, transfered

Replies: 114
Views: 12,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2006 08:54 PM; by scooter

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Scary

Started by Jack Plane, 3rd November 2006 11:49 AM

bathroom, breaks, breath, bump, casket, clapping, clappity-bump, coming, cough, crash, door, faster, gasps, head, heart, home, hope, locks, loud, pounding;, ready, reeling;, runs, scary, sobbing, stops, syrup, terrified, throws, walking

Replies: 7
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 04:55 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
JOKES

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