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    Default Baptising The Drunk

    A man, probably from Munruben or Wallan, totally
    drunk, is stumbling through the bush, when he comes
    upon a preacher baptising people in the river.

    Our man from Munruben/Wallen proceeds to walk into
    the water and bumps into the preacher who turns around
    and is almost overcome by the small of alcohol. The
    preacher asks, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

    The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

    The preacher grabs our lad and dunks him in the water,
    pulls him up and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

    Our lad replied, "No, I haven't."

    The preacher, shocked by the answer, dunks him again
    for a little longer and asks, "Have you found Jesus my
    brother?"

    Our lad again replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

    By this the preacher is at his wits end and dunks our lad
    again, but this time he holds him under for for a lengthy
    period and when he begins to kick and struggle, he lets
    him up and asks, "For the love of God, have you found
    Jesus?"

    Our lad wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to
    the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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    Heard it a few years ago, but this is a better rendition. And a keeper.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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