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Take the money and run!!

Started by artme, 20th April 2014 10:29 AM

accounts, australia, australian, bloody, camry, crocodile, day, developed, fund, leaving, million, model, money, released, run, sad, shedding, spokesman, tears, technology, toyota, vehicle, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2014 01:46 PM; by AlexS

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Confused

Started by Dorothy Dix, 28th December 2012 08:54 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

access, assume, blokes, bog, brings, chances, children, conflicted, confused, contents, discuss, divorce/separation, hard, idea, kicker, leave, legal, love, necessarily, reason, shed, starting, stay, system, tears, told, understatement, whove, wife, world

Replies: 28
Views: 3,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2013 05:54 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas day out with the missus

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2012 08:23 PM

allan, booked, bound, christmas, club, day, missus, snooker, table, taking, tears, thinking, though;, wallan

Replies: 10
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2012 10:59 AM; by fenderbelly

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Builder Costs $4400 per m2

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd June 2012 12:30 PM

$4400, 250k, 600k, acres, blood, build, builders, built, canberra, charging, costs, inexperience, meter, moved, plan, read, recently, recovered, renovateforum.com, renovation, sold, square, surprise, sweat, sydney, tears, thread, valley, yass, yipee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2012 12:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Light globe terrariums

Started by RedShirtGuy, 8th February 2012 09:45 PM

air, baby, bottom, character, crack, eventually, fantasy/animal, figurines, globe, gruesome, idea, ideas, incase, industrial, largest, light, love, page, plant, plants, play, scene, share, steampunk, tears, terrariums, terrorarium, top, vague, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2012 08:20 AM; by tea lady

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Hi there.

Started by deansyorath, 30th April 2011 04:44 PM

50mm, angle, board, building, cheers, chisel, extremely, hard, held, low, machined, occasionaly, pieces, plane, planes, price, reason, reasonable, recycled, regular, remove, results, site, smoothing, stripes, studio, tears, thicknesser, timber, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2011 08:46 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Roof Repairs/Insulation Query

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th January 2010 02:00 AM

acceptable, assured, bar, complain, couple, day, f#$%, figure, figured, flooded, grief, half, holes, leave, leg, marks, mob, nails, peice, pics, poor, roof, sheets, siliconed, size, smalls, stand, tear, tears, workmanship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2010 02:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

My name is Fred, just Fred

Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM

ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 02:48 PM; by Big Shed

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JOKES

One of the things that I don't like doing

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th July 2009 09:28 PM

blind, called, dad, daughter, divorce, divorcing, drunk, harder, justice, life, lovers, marriage, paperwork, parents, peace, people, peoples, sanctity, satisfy, separating, sorts, stuff, sucks, suppose, tears, things, time, tonight, upset, witness

Replies: 14
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2009 01:03 AM; by rrobor

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a Jazz chord

Started by wheelinround, 23rd May 2009 02:56 PM

ass, band, chord, climbs, crowd, dives, flat, guy, hold, impromptu, improvisation, jazz, jumps, mike, minor, pissed, play, playing, professional, ruv, shouts, sing, smart, stage, starts, stevie, straight, takes, tears, wild

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 04:43 PM; by watson

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ANZAC DAY is 25th April - God bless our Servicemen and women.

Started by wheelinround, 25th April 2009 11:08 AM

25th, anzac, april, bless, borne, burdens, calm, day, deserve, fear, fears, forgive, forward, god, heavens, judgment, lord, peacefully, people, servicemen, shook, soldier, step, streets, tears, times, unmanly, walk, wept, women

Replies: 3
Views: 2,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2009 08:08 PM; by derekh

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The blonde who married a catholic

Started by Stevenp, 14th March 2009 04:59 PM

anticipation, apparently, bed, blonde, bride, catholic, couch, crawled, heard, honeymoon, husband, lend, lent, long?d, love, married, nightie, replied, ridiculous, settled, sexy, slipped, sobbed, tears

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 04:59 PM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

Unsung bush fire heroes

Started by Waldo, 22nd February 2009 10:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, blood, brava, bush, cfa, chance, cheers2, close, crews, fight, firefighter, fires, grandad, helping, herald, heroes, mfb, net, publicly, reading, rounds, shout, sun, sweat, tears, term, todays, type, unsung, women

Replies: 18
Views: 2,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 05:13 PM; by Gingermick

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12 Months On

Started by wheelinround, 3rd June 2008 12:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, anger, bit, brought, call, chat, daily, day, email, forum, forward, frustrations, ideas, information, joined, joy, laughter, life, mods, months, neil, passing, ray, scorn, steve, tears, time, times, u-beaut, willingness

Replies: 18
Views: 3,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 10:27 PM; by Woodlee

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:19 PM

anniversaries, car, caring, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, lowering, men, night, pauses, remember, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wipes, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 01:17 PM; by AlexS

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Marriage

Started by prozac, 18th April 2008 04:08 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:15 PM; by madrat

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Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

60 Years of Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM

68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 09:18 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

farewell to my Jess

Started by ssgt, 15th January 2008 09:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10am, antics, beautiful, celebrating, daughter, efforts, enjoyed, eyes, farewell, fathers, fight, fighting, forumites, friday, jess, jessica, lee, life, love, pinaroo, results, rocks, saturday, shed, smile, sunday, tales, tears, white, woodworking

Replies: 29
Views: 3,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:49 AM; by Shedgirl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Irish Dr's

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2008 03:32 PM

blue, bolt, borsts, bra, bravo, care, clothes, day, doctor, drops, everyting, eyes, fishing, including, irish, jesus, lard, lies, murphy, outta, panties, patients, shouts, sir, spreading, table, taking, tears, tunderin, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 09:09 PM; by AlexS

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Expecting

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 07:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:41 AM; by MICKYG

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I light of impending marriages

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM

allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:14 AM; by echnidna

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Old ladies

Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2007 03:20 PM

after-dinner, animal, apartment, champagne, coming, completely, crazy, date, died, dinner, dorothy, dress, drinks, edna, enjoyed, expensive, goodness, gracious, ladies, nice, pleasure, punctually, senior, takes, talking, tears, telling, times, wear, widows

Replies: 3
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Passed away...

Started by Dangermouse, 15th November 2007 01:22 PM

bothering, clancy, dear, father, gun, husband, mary, morning, news, night, ogrady, passed, priest, requests, service, shes, sunday, tears, terrible, “he

Replies: 1
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Challenge!

Started by dennford, 2nd November 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approached, attractive, bad, bar, bored, breath, challenge, cigarette, deep, defy, denn, easy, exhaled, explained, eyes, fan, filthy, girl, irritating, joke, noticed, return, smoke, spotted, tears, thread, tractor, wait, walked, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 3,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:00 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Feeling Old

Started by Rodgera, 27th October 2007 11:51 AM

alive, brought, compliment, eyes, feeling, granddaughter, grow, hearing, replied, tears, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:58 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

10 y.o. blues

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM

bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 06:50 PM; by againstthegrain

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JOKES

A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Donkey x onion

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th August 2007 03:39 AM

ass, bring, cross, donkey, eared, eyes, onion, onions, piece, tears

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 07:20 AM; by mic-d

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JOKES

FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Pinkies Hurt

Started by rond, 16th February 2007 08:21 AM

auger, blood, digging, eyes, flesh, hand, helpb, hidden, horror, hurt, install, looked, merrily, pain, pinkie, pinkies, ponder, post, pride, proceeded, scar, shock, sit, stump, swmbo, tears, telling, tree, world, yet]

Replies: 9
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 04:29 PM; by Felder

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SAFETY

Good Advice

Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 07:59 PM

advice, bedroom, beeline, car, clapping, condoms, door, family, fling, frozen, good, happy, married, moment, panties, pulled, reached, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, tears, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 2
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 02:32 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Pepper tequila

Started by outback, 13th January 2007 12:53 PM

$10, bar, bartender, bull, chained-up, cheeks, dollars, drink, gallon, grabs, guy, hands, hear, jar, money, nuts, pass, pay, pepper, pit, slurp, sore, staggers, streaming, tears, tequiiiiiila, tequila, tests, tooth, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2007 02:33 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Pittance of time

Started by bennylaird, 14th November 2006 12:02 PM

benny, brings, cheers, day, email, eyes, file, forget, highlights, meg, pittance, rememberance, tears, time, video

Replies: 1
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 12:29 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The birds and the bees

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM

age, bees, birds, bunny, bursting, confused, dad, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, hit, johnny, johnnys, left, live, santa, sex, sobbed, speech, tears, tooth, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Appreciation

Started by Wongo, 31st October 2006 10:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

“is, appreciation, australia, book, bought, class, didn’t, encouragement, encyclopaedia, expect, eyes, giving, handed, happy, makes, maloof, maths, mother, moved, reading, remark, sam, shocked, smart, student, tears, tonight, wasn’t, wood?”, worthwhile

Replies: 22
Views: 2,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:11 PM; by MajorPanic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Some from Benny

Started by bennylaird, 30th August 2006 08:29 AM

barber, benny, bill, customers, days, door, eyes, favor, follow, friend, guy, haircut, half, head, hey, hour, hours, house, hysterically, laughing, leaves, left, looked, returned, shop, stuck, tears, wait, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Thinkers Anonymous

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th July 2006 08:37 AM

anonymous, boss, closed, college, day, doors, exploded, frustration, glass, home, honey, impatiently, job, library, life, lot, meeting, money, mood, night, open;, poster, professors, rage, serious, started, tears, thinker, thinkers, thinking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 09:24 AM; by Andy Mac

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JOKES

My old car

Started by Daddles, 14th July 2006 01:15 PM

bits, bloke, bursts, car, counter, fall, hug, kid, mpg, richard, start, street, supacheap, tears

Replies: 5
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 11:06 PM; by journeyman Mick

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JOKES

The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

use it or lose it

Started by doug the slug, 21st November 2005 10:08 PM

anniversary, blouse, boutique, clothes, coming, continues, dirty, expensive, eyes, holes, home, husband, jeans, lady, lose, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, tears, threw, unfaithful, wait, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 3
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:36 AM; by Grunt

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JOKES

hells bells

Started by Cosmo, 10th November 2005 09:34 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bells, bit, bloke, cosmo, exams, final, greek, hands, heads, hells, ideas, inside, kids, lessons, nervous, nong, poor, school, shes, starting, stressed, studies, swear, tails, tearing, tears, tired, wana, week, wreck

Replies: 43
Views: 4,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2005 05:26 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Very Angry and frustrated!!

Started by Christopha, 10th November 2005 12:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2pm, aaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhh, angry, breaking, breath, brother, confident, difficult, driver, exam, frustrated, helping, holding, john, johnny, love, mess, night, positive, rang, real, son, sore, spoke, support, tears, times, train, uni, unlike

Replies: 32
Views: 3,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 02:25 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ahhhhh - Blood

Started by DavidG, 6th August 2005 02:43 PM

ahhhhh, b.tch, bits, blood, bowl, cut, cuts, dressing, eek, exploded, fine, finger, lathe, left, mad, nasty, ouch, pointer, putting, real, series, spinning, steady, stopped, tears, thin, top, weekend, whilst, worried

Replies: 7
Views: 2,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 12:24 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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SAFETY

read it and weep

Started by womble, 29th April 2005 02:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

butcher, carl, cours, cuz, damian, dwn, eek, fun, huh, iunno, jeeees, kewlness, language, laughter, lol, monthz, olds, omg, outz, read, so0o, stay, stuffz, tears, thass, told, touch, traves, weep, write

Replies: 22
Views: 2,802

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 05:25 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Spiders

Started by silentC, 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM

answered, attention, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mommy, poofter, puzzled, question, replied, shyte, soared, spiders, stomped, tears, top, wonders

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM; by silentC

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JOKES

The Demonic Ape

Started by silentC, 3rd December 2004 03:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animal, ape, apparently, aware, behaviour, cat, causing, chimpanzees, cruel, cruelty, demonic, distress, doco, empathy, environment, exhibit, goodalls, humans, leg, level, mother, mouse, neighbours, pain, shark, tears, theresa, understanding, upsetting, watching

Replies: 17
Views: 3,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 11:21 AM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stopping Water Return on a Flat Roof

Started by Scooterscum, 27th November 2004 02:52 PM

bead, bending, bottom, couple, difficult, direct, edge, facia, facias, flat, gutter, gutters, ideas, matal, methods, punch, replace, replacing, return, roof, running, shortly, silicon, simon, stopping, tears, tin, tit, valley, water

Replies: 11
Views: 4,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2004 11:32 AM; by Scooterscum

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

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