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  1. 21st August 2007, 12:38 AM #1
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    A lady in her fifties believed she had finally plucked
    up enough courage to ride a horse. This was to be
    her day of glory and asked a few friends to come
    and watch this great event.

    She was no sooner on the horse when she began to
    slip a little. A couple of moments later she pannicked
    and began calling for help. As she began her slide
    from the saddle her friends offered no comfort as they
    laughed until tears came from their eyes.

    There she was clinging on bravely, one foot in the
    stirrup and clutching at the horse's mane. Finally one
    of her friends came to her rescue.

    She went into Safeways and got the manager to come
    out and turn off the switch.

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  2. 21st August 2007, 02:48 PM #2
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    Allan ! you been sniffing the sawdust again,
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    Anyone know where Als joke switch is
    Have a good one
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    Just when you think the jokes can't get any lamer...
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    Never mind the sawdust Munruben, I think Allan has been sniffing the glue and I don't mean PVA.

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  6. 22nd August 2007, 02:20 PM #6
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    Oh, you gotta laugh dontcha!

    I think I will have to change my user name
    to "Pimple" because everyone wants to pick
    on me.

    Where would we be without a sense of humour?

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    come on pimple you know we all love you..
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan at Wallan
    Where would we be without a sense of humour?
    Allan
    Thats what its all about Allan Keep 'um coming
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    Here's one for you Allan,

    What do you call a monkey in a mine field???


























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  10. 22nd August 2007, 08:50 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by NCArcher View Post
    Here's one for you Allan,

    What do you call a monkey in a mine field???



    Should I respond to the answer with "boom boom?"

    Good one anyway - keep 'em coming.

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