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Confined Space. Close-up failure!

Started by Bushmiller, 7th October 2023 10:37 PM

200mm, 531215, 531216531217, access, bench, bit, cavity, check, confined, covered, cupboard, cut, decided, driver, fixed, flat, gap, impact, inside, left, overhead, patch, piece, service, sheeting, space, splash, usual, utility, wire

Replies: 10
Views: 2,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2023 09:55 AM; by chambezio

Forum:
KITCHENS

Taxi Driver

Started by John Saxton, 24th November 2014 05:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2014 05:01 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Mega engine crane 1ton

Started by Albert, 5th August 2014 02:13 PM

1ton, 321291, 321292, alike, bought, cheap, cheaper, crane, danish, dowels, driver, dual, engine, garage, hoist, impossible, job, lift, mega, model, money, mortiser, mover, moving, pellet, photos, section, timber, ton, tools, underneath

Replies: 0
Views: 2,949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2014 02:13 PM; by Albert

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

Is this the original Pile Driver i wonder

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:20 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2014 07:46 PM; by Bushmiller

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Bus Ride

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2014 06:36 PM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, bowling, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2014 06:36 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Mystery hardware

Started by RedShirtGuy, 18th April 2014 05:31 AM

1/4, bolts, box, circles, completely, context, doubt, driver, feet, hardware, head, holes, left, mate, mixed, mystery, nipples, pretty, protruding, roughly, screw, screws, shaft, size, smooth, spanner, suppose, surfaces, thingies, thread

Replies: 12
Views: 2,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2014 05:07 PM; by artme

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Easter Bunny

Started by groverwa, 18th April 2014 04:37 PM

animal, blonde, bunny, car, contents, dead, driver, driving, easter, feet, hair, highway, hops, jump, jumps, label, life, paw, pulls, rabbit, restores, road, runs, sensitive, spray, sprays, stops, ten, waves, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2014 04:37 PM; by groverwa

Forum:
JOKES

Satnav in & on Auto

Started by John Saxton, 7th April 2014 06:48 PM

advantages, advice, auto, bed, bugger, car, cheers, cleans, counselling, device, driver, exchange, fed, fills, fraught, helpful, journeys, leave, lock, pretty, properly, quieter, satnav, scoff, shirts, sixty, sort, tells, warm, washes

Replies: 5
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2014 08:21 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Very lucky escape

Started by rwbuild, 10th November 2013 02:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#@$%^, bruising, claim, complicated, coughing, driver, escape, excellent, forky, gated, hospital, hurts, impact, killers, lucky, matter, medical, moving, pain, ribs, safely, safety, shoes, simple, staff, started, suddenly, task, wrong, zone

Replies: 20
Views: 3,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2013 07:32 PM; by rwbuild

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Taxi Driving In Melbourne

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2013 01:19 PM

advance, approximate, average, aware, cheers, cost, driver, driving, free, hour, industry, information, know-, light, melbourne, mentioned, months, newbie, people, presently, reply, shed, shifts, taxi, thanking, types, uniform

Replies: 5
Views: 3,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2013 04:21 AM; by Robson Valley

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

The Bus Ride

Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2013 10:41 AM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, level, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2013 10:41 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

Forum:
JOKES

Five little old ladies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM

135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably

Replies: 0
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Recipe for the perfect marriage

Started by MBM888, 23rd April 2013 05:40 PM

bought, chair, days, divorce, doghouse, driver, dust, electric, fault, fell, fight, garbage, interrupt, jump, late, looked, marriage, married, months, mud, pack, perfect, ran, recipe, remember, sit, spoken, truck, wife, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 11:05 PM; by chambezio

Forum:
JOKES

Perpetual motion.

Started by Jonzjob, 23rd February 2013 09:36 PM

3000, bloke, drill, driver, generator, grinder, head, hidden, love, millionaire, motion, perpetual, powers, press, screw, spot, straight, watt, wires, youtube

Replies: 6
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2013 02:08 PM; by stevogq

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two nuns

Started by chambezio, 21st February 2013 01:37 PM

amid, appeared, bastead, bat, bonnet, called, car, coming, cross, dark, driver, funny, home, jump, jumped, night, nun, nuns, passenger, pull, road, storm, stormy, suddenly, terrible, tree, vampire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2013 02:15 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
JOKES

Vehicle horns are so old hat

Started by rsser, 17th February 2013 05:21 PM

blast, car/bike, changed, cut, driver, drums, dum, ear, eedjit, front, gentle, green, hat, holds, horns, lane, legislators, lights, manufacturers, noticed, options, pass, pulls, rupture, thank-you, toot, vehicle, wake, wit

Replies: 14
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2013 08:51 PM; by crowie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Tap on the Shoulder...

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM

apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 11:44 PM; by rwbuild

Forum:
JOKES

Elderly Driver

Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2013 09:31 AM

beer, car, crashed, cut, doctor, drawer, driver, drivers, drove, elderly, examined, fairly, front, handed, hedge, home, late, lawn, license, model, pieces, quiet, reading, rest, scissors, sitting, startled, thanked, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2013 10:19 AM; by chambezio

Forum:
JOKES

Trailer, Driver and Hydraulic Stacker for hire.

Started by SurfinNev, 31st October 2012 09:38 AM

400kg, bought, brisbane, capacity, concrete, costs, discuss, drive, driver, flat, hire, home, hydraulic, lathe, machinery, nev, note, pallet, paths, pic, pickup, solid, stacker, surfaces, trailer, transported, type

Replies: 0
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2012 09:38 AM; by SurfinNev

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

satnav

Started by fenderbelly, 31st May 2012 09:55 PM

account, advice, bed, car, cleans, counselling, device, driver, fed, fills, fraught, gear, helpful, house, journeys, leave, lists, lock, makes, pretty, properly, rear, satnav, shirts, sixty, specifies, taking, tells, warm, washes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2012 10:02 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

supplier for old style brass screws.

Started by JDarvall, 5th March 2012 01:04 PM

brass, driver, head, jake, kindly, pan, phillips, scarse, screw, screws, shorely, single, skairse, skerse, slip, slot, spell, spelt, stocks, style, supplier, time, told, type

Replies: 6
Views: 3,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2012 08:43 AM; by Tree pirate

Forum:
RESTORATION

Career change

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd February 2012 05:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2012 09:59 PM; by Scott

Forum:
JOKES

Truck Driver

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2012 02:03 PM

air, bang, banging, cab, canaries, door, driver, driving, half, john, jumped, limit, lot, munruben, nosey, parking, pulled, replied, road, run, started, stoplight, talk, time, ton, tons, trailer, truck, trucker, wheeler

Replies: 7
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2012 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

G'day everyone

Started by kenmac, 24th August 2011 07:23 AM

advance, ago, brain, build, carer, driver, gday, health, ken, mental, mush, oxfordshire, questions, shed, sons, stop, stupid/basic, time, truck, woodwork/diy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2011 06:36 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A pretty young blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2011 10:34 AM

backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, don’t, driver, emphatically, finger, hear, impress, labrador, local, lot, nearby, parking, pretty, pulled, remain, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, walked, windows, young, “park”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2011 10:34 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Best Coffee

Started by joe greiner, 11th August 2011 09:02 PM

admitted, brew, camera, carry, caught, cheers, coffee, driver, gas, georgia, joe, monday, person, sale, simpler, station, tanker, truck

Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2011 09:34 PM; by RedShirtGuy

Forum:
JOKES

Guard Dog

Started by Rodgera, 28th July 2011 11:05 AM

approached, bodyguard, candidate, canine, car, closer, country, day, decided, dog, driver, drove, guard, inspected, kidding, lot, nearest, parking, perfect, protection, ran, react, sister-in-law, told, trainer, truck, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 01:46 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Stripping old paint wash

Started by KatherineFay, 26th June 2011 10:18 AM

$100, $3000, brought, brown, cost, dark, detailed, dining, driver, english, fat, gel-like, legs, oak, paint, pics, post, quoted, reveals, sand, scrape, screw, started, stripper, stripping, timber, top, underneath, wanna, wash

Replies: 2
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 12:31 AM; by F_Peter

Forum:
RESTORATION

Say Cheese...

Started by Funshots, 22nd June 2011 04:35 PM

assistant, bike, boy, brisbane, cheese, comedic, cook/chef, designer, driver, gps, graphic, husband, jess, live, love, office, personal, photographer, pictures.and, porter, relief, riding, taking, web

Replies: 3
Views: 964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 05:26 PM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Odd signs

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2011 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alarmed, allan, baby, board, car, cyclists, door, driver, female, left, leg, odd, proper, reckon, samples, seat, shoulder, signs, startled, wrote

Replies: 23
Views: 3,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2011 09:42 PM; by rsser

Forum:
JOKES

Taxi Driver

Started by Rodgera, 5th March 2011 03:34 PM

b.lind-man, bernie, brian, cab, cars, company, driver, extra, jobs, kick, lind-man, money, odd, reactions, read, retired, riders, sign, taxi, watching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2011 02:08 PM; by dmolh

Forum:
JOKES

Having fun with cyclists

Started by kiwigeo, 6th February 2011 10:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alcohol, arm, attempted, book, call, check, clowns, conscious, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, driver, dumber, dumbest, flee, fun, hope, idiots, mate, passenger, pleading, police, reaked, riding, scene, semi, stopped, throw, ute, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2011 07:50 PM; by AlexHW

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What's my next step?

Started by corbs, 18th January 2011 06:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, answer, basically, bike, bondi, clean, contact, corbs, door, driver, fine, fix, fixed, insurance, left, message, messages, options, phone, question, repair, shed, since2tsup, step, swerve, sydney, told, van, voice, week

Replies: 25
Views: 3,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2011 10:24 AM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What are these people thinking!

Started by BobL, 13th November 2010 12:30 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

152931, 152932, accident, admitted, alignment, asleep, date, day, driver, falsify, fell, front, head, insured, kids, people, road, service, statement, straight, thinking, top, toyota, van, week, wheel, wife, witnesses, written, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 5,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2010 02:42 PM; by BobL

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

This can't be right!

Started by Woodwould, 5th November 2010 10:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ago, brick, buy, car, coach, commensurate, company, companys, country, days, destroyed, driver, figure, hand, hiatus, hire, hit, identical, insurance, maintained, model, pay-out, seemingly, similar, sunday, twelve, wall, weeks, wood, woods

Replies: 34
Views: 4,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 04:01 PM; by Woodwould

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The sign

Started by fenderbelly, 8th December 2010 09:13 AM

bridge, church, covenant, curve, day, driver, heard, leaned, leave, local, lutheran, norwegian, nuts, ole, pastor, pounding, religious, rev, reverend, road, screeching, sign, skandihoovian, splash, sven, tink, tyres, window, yelled, yust

Replies: 2
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 08:52 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

The Sandpaper Man

Started by Castaway, 21st September 2010 09:27 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup, absolutely, afternoon, armidale, arrived, delivered, driver, email, fantastic, friday, guys, local, man, mesh, micro, night, nsw, office, online, post, processed, recieved, sandpaper, service, store, tuesday, vic, wednesday

Replies: 13
Views: 2,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2010 06:13 PM; by TP1

Forum:
FINISHING

I'm back, must make up time

Started by peterlo, 15th September 2010 06:16 PM

bits, disassembly, drive, driver, extend, favourite, ins, make, mod, outs, questions, range, ratcheting, reassembly, retracted, screwdrivers, screws, simple, socket, specifically, spending, square, time, timers, tool maintenance, understanding, watch, wide, worth, yankee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 07:57 AM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Makita 14 volt and Makita 18 volt

Started by MICKYG, 10th August 2010 06:23 PM

1430, 18v, batteries, bhp441rfe, change, drill, driver, electrical, equipment, gearing.some, hammer, house, lxt, makita, metal, mike, minor, models, motor, motors, please.-, power, products, range, sensitive, speed, volt, voltage, wink, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2010 06:23 PM; by MICKYG

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to have a day wasted for you.

Started by snowyskiesau, 1st August 2010 04:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

830, day, driver, electricity, front, house, lathe, lawn, morning, mow, mower, plans, require, waste, wasted

Replies: 25
Views: 2,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2010 05:40 PM; by jimbur

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I finally chose a cordless drill

Started by seb001, 2nd October 2009 12:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1.5ah, 1.6kg, 3ah, batteries, bhp452, bit, bosch, choice, chose, cordless, decided, drill, drills, driver, finally, found, head, heavier, impact, kit, makita, motor, note, screw, screws, special, torque, vektools, video, warranty

Replies: 25
Views: 20,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2010 11:01 PM; by Beetle Shirt

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

How to Identify Where a Driver is From

Started by wheelinround, 3rd July 2010 04:46 PM

accelerator, alternating, australia, bag, beer, blue, brake, cell, cradling, driver, driving, feet, finger, foot, hand, hands, identify, melbourne, mounted, outer, phone, queensland, rear, rifle, shotgun, suburbs, sydney, throwing, wheel, window

Replies: 6
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2010 10:41 PM; by Christos

Forum:
JOKES

Wanted: Dumper Haul truck work in the mines in QLD

Started by Spanner69, 6th July 2010 05:25 PM

advice, ahve, cleanskin, cleanskins, companies, driver, dumper, experience, feel, free, greenie, haul, heads, heaps, heavy, hireing, howdy, leads, manufacturing, metalerferous, mines, mining, qld, sites, spanner69, terms, ticket, truck, wanted, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2010 05:11 PM; by Spanner69

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Someone at the door ..

Started by rayintheuk, 5th June 2010 09:33 PM

agent, answers, car, check, dealer, delivery, door, driver, english, front, invoice, japanese, main, mandela, mistake, nelson, nissan, ray, spares, speak, tells, tons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2010 09:33 PM; by rayintheuk

Forum:
JOKES

Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

Forum:
JOKES

If you watched the F1 race

Started by rrich, 18th May 2010 06:10 AM

administrative, car, cars, completing, conveyed, corners, cross, driver, drivers, fia, final, finish, flag, functions, information, lane, lap, pit, race, racing, required, rule, rules, series, signal, signaling, started, ugly, watched, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2010 06:10 AM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry and Allan again

Started by munruben, 19th April 2010 09:25 PM

allan, barry, brakes, car, cart, driver, driving, field, filled, jammed, left, lord, narrow, oncoming, path, road, speeding, swerved, timber, time, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Why do young people think theyre immortal??

Started by kiwigeo, 17th January 2010 08:29 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

15-year-old, 19-year-old, car, carload, control, crash, crashed, driver, epping, flowers, force, ground, immortal, killed, melbourne, morang, mourners, north, people, ripped, scene, site, south, stood, sunday, survivor, travelling, tree, vehicle, young

Replies: 103
Views: 9,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2010 12:53 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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