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The Bus Ride

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2014 06:36 PM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, bowling, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 2,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2014 06:36 PM; by John Saxton

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exxy phone call

Started by John Saxton, 11th January 2014 08:00 PM

ahead, astonishment, bench, bye, cellular, club, eighty-thousand, extra, exxy, found, hangs, honey, house, janie, listen, locker, love, market, mouths, offer, phone, shops, staring, stops, talk, talking, wide, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2014 08:00 PM; by John Saxton

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The Bus Ride

Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2013 10:41 AM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, level, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2013 10:41 AM; by fenderbelly

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small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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A day at the races

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM

assigned, black, boy, boys, caviar, clothes, day, direct, dry, endowed, equipment, flow, grade, grades, lifted, maam, mens, notice, race, races, replied, riding, shake, staring, teacher, time, toilet, unusually, waiting, wee-wees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM; by Grumpy John

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Empty Cage

Started by Rodgera, 16th March 2012 08:45 PM

answers, cage, empty, inside, keeper, mating, monkeys, peanuts, persists, replies, season, staring, visitor, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2012 08:45 PM; by Rodgera

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A visitor in my shed

Started by corbs, 8th October 2011 09:04 PM

afternoon, bands, blue, boys, case;, caught, cunninghams, door, fella, hangs, hope, idea, pat, research, run, scared, shed, skink, staring, suspect, tongue, visitor, whiled

Replies: 10
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2011 11:21 AM; by Pops

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Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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Munruben bank robbery

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2011 09:07 PM

allan, anxious, bag, bank, burst, cash, customer, dead, forced, hand, hood, hooded, immediately, intrepid, john, load, missus, moments, munruben, noticed, pretty, raised, robber, robbery, scared, shot, staring, teller, tellers, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2011 11:11 PM; by ian

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Please help

Started by joe greiner, 1st April 2011 09:52 PM

2011, assistance, audience, bleary, bloodshot, brother, eyes, faith, friend, gas, gestures, john, lectures, moe, moes, nose, obscene, orourke, passing, patrick, picking, profusely, south, staring, suit, sweating, tour, wheezing, white, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2011 09:30 PM; by ian

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hvlp pressure settings

Started by carlow, 4th March 2011 11:26 PM

?also, ?or, carlo, finally, hvlp, info, nozzle, oil, position, pressure, regulator, setting, settings, size, spraying, staring, system, trap, varnish, viscosity, water

Replies: 2
Views: 2,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2011 09:53 PM; by carlow

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FINISHING

A Irishman's chilli...

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 12:10 PM

bloke, bottom, bowl, chilli, close, dead, delight, eagerly, front, immediately, irishman, looked, loving, mouse, mouthful, nah, noticed, paddy, puked, reached, repulsive, sat, shocked, sight, sitting, slid, spooning, staring, started, yerself

Replies: 7
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2011 07:49 AM; by Mulgabill

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JOKES

Brick Recruitment !!!!!!

Started by wheelinround, 30th January 2010 04:13 PM

auditing, brick, bricks, broken, combinations, congratulate, day, human, idle, information, left, management, marketing, moved, operations, pieces, planning, recruitment, resources, sales, security, single, sitting, sleeping, staring, strategic, talking, technology, top, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 07:44 PM; by mjmjm

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Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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Painting Ply or Chipboard floors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th August 2009 03:50 AM

attempt, base, based, chipboard, clean, compatible, cover, crystapol, day, floors, hate, layer, leg, paint, ply, poly, remember, sand, shudder, solvent, staring, straight, stuff, surface, timber, time, type, water, wax, yellowing

Replies: 0
Views: 5,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 03:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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FLOORING

Staring new manufacturing plant, looking to supply other shops or builders

Started by tooldog, 1st October 2008 07:05 PM

builders, cabinet, cater, cheers, choose, cnc, construction, directly, edgebander, email, expressions, joinery, machine, machinery, manufacturing, method, nesting, outsource, plant, post, quality, requested, send, shopfitters, shops, stages, staring, starting, supply, technology

Replies: 5
Views: 2,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2009 11:17 AM; by la Huerta

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EMPLOYMENT

Kids at the races !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2008 11:08 AM

2.15, arrow, boys, clothes, direct, endowed, field, flow, hoisting, holding, horses, kids, learn, lifted, madam, notice, pants, races, replied, riding, silver, staring, teacher, teachers, thoroughbred, time, toilet, trip, unusually, wllies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:31 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

A long drink

Started by Woodwould, 9th July 2008 02:56 PM

ago, boyfriend, celebrating, drink, drunk, drunk22, god, hear, heard, long, nearby, person, reunion, school, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife, wife;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:56 PM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

mobile phone

Started by fenderbelly, 12th June 2008 07:56 PM

2007, agape, ahead, astonishment, beautiful, belongs, bye, changing, club, darling, extra, found, hangs, house, listen, love, market, mobile, mouths, offer, phone, pretty, price, smiles, staring, stops, thousand, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 07:56 PM; by fenderbelly

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Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 3,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is it curable?

Started by Geebung, 20th March 2008 12:46 PM

advice, afflicted, curable, debilitating, discarded, everytime, hands, head, home, illness, lights, malady, medical, piece, seek, shook, sitting, slapped, staring, succumb, timber, trailer, tralier, unhitch, unstoppable, urge, usable, violently, wood, workbench

Replies: 14
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 09:05 AM; by wheelinround

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Old Girlfriend

Started by Outbackrr, 6th March 2008 09:45 AM

ago, celebrating, drink, drinking, drunken, girlfriend, goodness, heard, lady, nearby, person, reunion, sat, school, shes, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 04:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Pumice-Rottenstone-Tripoli polishing problems

Started by Jamille, 25th February 2008 11:15 AM

8x14, advance, boards, brown, brownish, client, color, digging, experienced, finer, finish, gloss, lovely, obvious, polish, polishing, problems, pumicerottenstonetripoli, question, removing, rottenstone, skip, stain, staring, therfore, tint, toothpaste, tripoli, white, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 5,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 07:44 AM; by artme

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FINISHING

Tooth Fairy

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:16 AM

afternoon, age, appliances, barrage, braced, canes, daughter, day, delivers, elderly, fairy, false, found, four-year-old, glass, inevitable, intrigued, lunches, organization, pair, questions, rounds, shut-ins, soaking, staring, teeth, tooth, unfailingly, wheelchairs, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:13 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

News from Apple

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th January 2008 06:25 AM

$499, $599, announced, apple, breakthrough, breast, breasts, chip, complaining, computer, computers, considered, cost, develped, happy, iboob, implants, listening, major, music, news, play, staring, store, women, womens

Replies: 8
Views: 1,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:34 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Took Dad Shopping

Started by fred.n, 16th December 2007 09:49 PM

bat, blue, buy, choke, classic, dad, day, decided, drunk, eye, food, grab, knowing, life, love, mall, matter, peacock, quickly, response, response;, shoes, shopping, son, staring, style, swallowed, teenager, wild, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:49 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Boudreaux

Started by fenderbelly, 12th November 2007 06:38 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 06:53 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Surplus Tools

Started by Rossluck, 21st October 2007 10:01 AM

angry, collect, corners, daily, decide, desire, detect, draw, habit, hammers, hide, highlighted, house, idiocy, lot, measures, noticing, pliers, pure, saws, shed, shes, sit, staring, start, surplus, swmbo, tape, tools, vyce-grip

Replies: 8
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 03:03 PM; by Fuzzie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Code of Practice

Started by Driver, 14th June 2006 10:50 PM

31 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 31

amending, and/or, blokes, buggers, characteristics, code, collection, fit-out, forums, harm, herein-, kids, lack, luxurious, nosy, pets, practice, relative, shed, sheds, sheilas, size, staring, thereof, tidiness, tools, type, updating, version, written

Replies: 457
Views: 56,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 09:47 PM; by Pat

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THE GARDEN SHED

Help Is On The Way

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2007 07:35 PM

afternoon, ago, arms, button, chest, computer, crossed, duty, foot, friend, front, impatiently, lab, main, minutes, noticed, position, pushed, quiet, replied, screen, sitting, staring, tapping, time, twenty, woman, workstations

Replies: 3
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:47 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

anything worth watching on paytv?

Started by journeyman Mick, 17th March 2007 03:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anyway.roll, bit, content, entertainment-wise, exciting, guide, hang, hangs, heavy, hold, hospital, house, laptop, living, lounge, mick, moment, morning, online, paytv, program, rubbish, staring, tiny, usual, walls, watching, weeks, wood, worth

Replies: 26
Views: 3,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2007 07:13 PM; by MICKYG

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Seedy Cafe

Started by Baz, 6th February 2007 03:45 PM

ahead, blankly, bottom, bowl, cafe, chilli, dead, delight, eagerly, folded, immediately, manchester, mind, minutes, mouse, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, seedy, shocking, sight, sits, sitting, slides, spooning, staring, starts, walks, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 04:06 PM; by WoodGirl

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JOKES

The Cabbie & The Nun

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:42 PM

alley, blush, cab, cabbie, catholic, child, confess, crying, dear, driver, excited, fantasy, forgive, fulfills, halloween, hooker, jewish, kevin, kiss, lied, married, nun, offend, party, pull, road, single, sinned, staring, starts

Replies: 3
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 09:35 PM; by outback

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Technological Breakthrough

Started by Baz, 29th August 2006 08:18 PM

breakthrough, breasts, british, chips, company, complained, computer, developing, implanted, listening, major, music, staring, store, technological, viewed, women, womens

Replies: 6
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 10:32 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Help!! - Plaster Devorative Ceiling Troubles

Started by Cobber, 28th August 2006 03:08 PM

2nd, afraid, builder, ceiling, ceilings, cheers, cobber, cornice, damaged, decorative, devorative, extension, held, hessian, hold, middle, mine, plaster, putting, reckons, roof, sag, screw, staring, storey, suspended, tells, thick, troubles

Replies: 14
Views: 4,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 12:08 PM; by Cobber

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PLASTERING

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Bandages On Bum

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 11:48 AM

band-aid, band-aids, bandages, bed, blood, bloodshot, bottom, box, broken, bum, butt, drops, empty, glass, head, hid, house, lena, mirror, morning, ole, pain, quietly, searing, shuffled, stairs, staring, stumbled, trailing, woke

Replies: 1
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 01:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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New computer chip

Started by Carry Pine, 27th April 2006 06:11 PM

breaking, breakthrough, breast, breasts, british, chip, chips, company, complaining, computer, developing, implants, listening, major, music, news, staring, store, them., women, womens

Replies: 8
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2006 09:18 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

How to Recruit the Right Person for the Job

Started by oges, 15th February 2006 08:49 AM

brick, bricks, bricks;, broken, combinations, congratulate, day;, human, idle;, job, left, management, marketing, moved;, operations, other;, person, pieces;, planning, recruit, resources, security, senior, single, sitting, sleeping;, staring, strategic, talking, window;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 04:16 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

How to recruit.

Started by bennylaird, 3rd February 2006 10:25 AM

brick, bricks, combinations, congratulate, day, door, engineering, human, idle, left, management, marketing, messed, moved, operations, planning, reception, recruit, resources, sales, send, single, sitting, sleeping, staring, strategic, talking, throwing, top, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 10:25 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Cowboy Chilli

Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM

ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM; by normell

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JOKES

for dads

Started by goat, 27th November 2005 12:31 PM

bed, booger, business, daddy, daddys, dads, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, gonna, happened, honey, kid, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, replied, returned, rushed, standing, staring, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:41 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Turner Brown

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM

350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 10:17 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Kids are funny

Started by Neo, 23rd September 2003 01:50 PM

answered, bible, boy, bra, child, day, days, feeling, found, front, funny, girl, hole, kids, minister, mother, mum, night, note, pages, parents, phone, police, report, school, son, staring, talk, van, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2003 08:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

The value of Undies

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:33 PM

car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, found, glaringly, head, hood, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, regaining, shorts, stand, staring, stepped, stitches, tucked, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:33 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

GOLFING BUDDIES

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 03:02 PM

2002.], admiring, brochures, buddies, car, christmas, cruise, edited, eyeballs, february, game, golf, golfer, golfing, guy, home, manual, meet, message, morning, old-timers, planning, reading, shes, spent, staring, sweater, ton, wife, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 03:02 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

The value of undies

Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 01:49 PM

bonnet, car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, glaringly, husband, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, quickly, regaining, shorts, stand, standing, staring, stepped, stitches, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:22 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

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