Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free

speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to

listen.



MAN: 'Hello!'



WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'



MAN: 'Yes.'



WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?



MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'



WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.'



MAN: 'How much?'



WOMAN: $70,000.'



MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'



WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'



MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.They will

probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'



WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'



MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'



The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....



He smiles and asks:



'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'