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Restoring old worn aluminium windows & doors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th October 2013 11:00 PM

$30k, 3wks, awning, bugs, busy, current, door, doors, easy, external, finding, front, ideas, live, main, openings, preference, pulling, read, received, renovate, renovateforum.com, reply, sliding, sort, steep, styles, teeth, thread, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2013 11:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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JOKES

A newborn baby?

Started by MBM888, 9th November 2012 03:40 PM

aches, age, baby, bench, bill, elderly, feel, gentlemen, hair, home, newborn, pains, pants.”sad1, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2012 03:40 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
JOKES

Burglar caught!

Started by Groggy, 20th August 2005 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, bag, burglar, buried, caught, deep, dog, door, freak, gonna, grabbed, half, head, house, laughing, leaving, mcbag, mutt, paws, perfect, ribs, shed, shelf, shoulders, silly, snuck, started, teeth, thankfully, yelled

Replies: 17
Views: 12,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 10:23 PM; by RicB

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

g'day

Started by mrsfrog, 5th August 2012 11:13 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2012 08:03 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pen shaped like a comb.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th May 2012 05:41 PM

allan, comb, day, guys, hard, humour, loves, pen, sense, shape, shaped, teeth, wife, with.doh

Replies: 10
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 12:35 PM; by Tomislav

Forum:
JOKES

New Teeth

Started by Cliff Rogers, 22nd January 2012 02:26 AM

bad, congregation, dentist, explains, false, gums, happened, hours, hurt, minutes, mistake, mob, pastor, pulpit, set, shut, sunday, talk, talks, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 5,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2012 07:05 PM; by specialist

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

False teeth

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2011 07:34 PM

accidentally, allan, annoyed, church, congregation, explanation, false, gums, half, hours, managed, minutes, painful, pastor, replied, set, shut, simply, speak, spoke, sunday, taking, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 09:45 AM; by Tubatoad

Forum:
JOKES

Same age.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2011 07:53 PM

age, allan, answered, attended, beamed, bitch, cheek, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, dental, diploma, examined, fat, girl, grey, haired, looked, pride, proudly, school, senile, skin, teach, teeth, time, told, ugly, wrinkled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2011 06:32 PM; by AlexHW

Forum:
JOKES

OLD AGE Problems

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2011 08:22 AM

85-year-old, age, arleen, armpit, called, cheers, count, day, doctor, door, exam, hand, hands, jar, john, knees, lady, left, mouth, neighbor, physical, problems, replied, requested, shocked, sperm, squeezin, teeth, wife, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 01:07 PM; by Mulgabill

Forum:
JOKES

When should an SCMS blade be discarded?

Started by strangerep, 15th February 2011 11:08 AM

accident, accidentally, alignment, aluminium, bent, blade, buy, carbide, coating, cutting, discarded, gently, hammered, hammering, knocked, means, neighboring, recent, recoated, risk, scms, sharpening, sideways, slightly, specialist, surprised, teeth, tooth, toss, usable

Replies: 2
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2011 01:16 PM; by strangerep

Forum:
SAFETY

Window winder

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th October 2010 09:50 PM

advance, attached, bottom, brought, business, cost, figure, fix, fixing, guys, loads, mechanism, mel, metal, pulled, read, renovateforum.com, reply, roughly, rounded, spending, teeth, thread, thumbnails, winded, winder, winding, window, windows, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2010 09:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

G-day

Started by tigerhellmaker, 23rd April 2010 05:41 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2010 05:02 PM; by artme

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Christmas present

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th December 2009 07:18 PM

allan, christmas, comb, it.doh, present, son, teeth, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2009 08:36 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

You’re An EXTREME Redneck When

Started by Ian Smith, 25th October 2009 09:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

born, can’t, card, children, doctor, extreme, freebie, fridge, halloween, hole, house, husband, kids, law, married, mexican, pool, porch, pumpkin, punched, redneck, rednecks, spouse, sweetheart, table, tattoos, teeth, there’s, wheels, you’re

Replies: 37
Views: 4,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2009 06:22 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Saw Sharpening Workshop - Sydney 27 September

Started by Heavansabove, 15th September 2009 02:20 PM

4-6, asquith, blunt, bring, cross, crosscut, file, files, hardware, practice, purchase, range, retailers, rip, sale, saws, september, set, sharp, sharpen, sharpening, suggest, sydney, taper], teeth, tools, tpi, tttg, workshop, [you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2009 02:20 PM; by Heavansabove

Forum:
EVENTS

Wanted: NT-registered Des & Tech TEACHER

Started by GrEy.Chas, 7th September 2009 03:56 PM

contact, d&t, des, design, det, details, directly, folks, hens, hired, job, mining, myself;, nt registered, nt-registered, ntregistered, pass, passing, position, scarce, spend, teacher, teachers, tech, teeth, term, tip, town, wanted, well-run

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2009 03:56 PM; by GrEy.Chas

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Six truths of life

Started by Ian Smith, 2nd September 2009 06:02 PM

forward, hang, idiot, idiots, lie, life, reading, smile, smiling, special, stupid, sunshine, teeth, tongue, touch, truth, truths

Replies: 3
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 12:31 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How did we survive?

Started by munruben, 18th July 2009 10:34 PM

air, ate, bikes, bones, bottle, broke, cut, day, deal, drank, failure, forever, friends, games, imagine, internet, law, lawsuits, learned, live, mention, parent, ride, rode, survive, survived, team, teeth, video, worms

Replies: 13
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2009 02:57 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Plumber-Dentists

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th July 2009 11:10 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 11:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Saw Sharpening Workshop - Sydney 24 May 2009

Started by Heavansabove, 13th May 2009 04:31 PM

2009, 4-6, asquith, bring, buy, crosscut, cut, evans, file, files, hardware, peter, practice, purchase, range, rip, sale, saws, set, sharp, sharpen, sharpening, suggest, sydney, taper], teeth, tpi, tttg, workshop, [you

Replies: 1
Views: 2,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 04:00 PM; by Heavansabove

Forum:
EVENTS

A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Nuts

Started by bullfright, 27th March 2009 02:14 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2009 12:40 AM; by ficfac

Forum:
JOKES

For the old Far/Gentlemen on here

Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 06:49 PM

age, bed, bin, blue, cup, drawer, ears, ere, eyes, far or gentlemen, grin, i’m, kick, lay, morning, night, obits, overtakes, paper, pick, read, red, shape, shelf, sleep, slippers, table, teeth, wake, wits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Howz it goin

Started by dicco, 5th August 2008 11:39 AM

advance, alot, blew, build, cheers, doin, forum, goin, guitar, howz, humble, info, jay, latley, learned, lot, love, playing, reasearch, sink, sparky, stumbled, teeth, threads, wait, wantin

Replies: 3
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2008 09:02 PM; by artme

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Emergency Room Blonde

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2008 09:09 PM

$4000.00, blonde, chin, commit, doctor, ear, emergency, finger, gun, happen, hurries, index, late, lift, loud, mouth, neck, night, noise, paid, pulled, room, shooting, shot, straightened, suicide, teeth, tip, trigger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:14 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
JOKES

Tourist and the indian

Started by munruben, 18th June 2008 01:51 PM

admiring, alligators, annoys, answer, btw, indian, local, necklace, noise, noisy, objected, oyster, oysters, patronizingly, pearls, replied, subject, suppose, teeth, throw, tourist, worn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 04:29 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Benefit of getting older

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st April 2008 04:51 PM

allan, benefit, brush, calendar, months, older, sing, stole, teeth, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 08:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Nasty taste in the mouth.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM

allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:25 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Try this

Started by Wongo, 26th February 2008 11:03 AM

000, amount, bandsaw, blade, brush, cut, direction, disconnect, handy, hold, jar, jointer, opposite, positive, power, pretty, remove, results, rotate, rotations, router, shop, stain, steel, table, teeth, try.2tsup, turpentine, weeks, wool

Replies: 9
Views: 3,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:15 AM; by niki

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Tooth Fairy

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:16 AM

afternoon, age, appliances, barrage, braced, canes, daughter, day, delivers, elderly, fairy, false, found, four-year-old, glass, inevitable, intrigued, lunches, organization, pair, questions, rounds, shut-ins, soaking, staring, teeth, tooth, unfailingly, wheelchairs, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:13 PM; by jow104

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

bread, breakfast, called, chewing, closer, condoms, container, cracking, eat, england, englishman, fresh, fruit, gum, humor, ireland, irish, irishman, irishmans, jam, recycle, replied, sell, sex, smile, smiled, teeth, throw, transform, wrigleys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

One of our lady woodies?

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th December 2007 06:56 PM

1959, attended, balding, bastard, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, grey-haired, hmmmmm, lady, lined, looked, munruben, pride, quickly, school, sitting, surely, teach, teeth, ugly, waiting, woodies, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 09:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

One for "Fenderbelly".

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM

allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:43 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Want to drill a 3rd hole in a 2-hole Vanity Basin...

Started by Batpig, 27th October 2007 05:13 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 8,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 11:14 PM; by manoftalent

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

English Manglage

Started by silentC, 15th July 2005 03:08 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

bananas, bed, bought, cleaned, english, hard, have;, kids, manglage, nice, night, people, rolleyes, teeth, weekend

Replies: 100
Views: 8,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 06:00 PM; by zenwood

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

A put-down or what?

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th September 2007 09:15 AM

1959, age, ago, attended, class, closely, crush, dark-haired, dentist, examined, graduated, guilty, guy, looked, love, morgan, park, put-down, putdown, replied, school, secret, son-of-a-bitch, surely, teach, teeth, thinking, ugly, woman, wrinkled

Replies: 5
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 05:14 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Cowboy boots.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th September 2007 03:13 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 3,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 03:33 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

International rules of manhood #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 10:47 AM

angelina, blouse, bosss, car, circumstances, cry, crying, dies, dog, game, heroic, hour, international, jolie, manhood, master, minutes, monent, rules, save, starts, teeth, unbuttoning, wrecking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:47 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Brave pig

Started by Dennis Millard, 27th July 2007 12:12 AM

atraveller, bit, brave, bravest, bum, called, character, cockies, day, dragged, eat, fantastic, farmer, fire, house, incredible, leg, looked, lose, marvelous, paddock, pig, real, reared, rough, teeth, threatened, wife, worries, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 12:12 AM; by Dennis Millard

Forum:
JOKES

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Schoolfriends?

Started by Terry B, 7th June 2007 05:45 PM

1969, answered, attended, baldheaded, bitch, bore, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, degree, examined, exclaimed, fat, gleamed, graduate, gray, haired, looked, pride, quickly, school, schoolfriends, son, suddenly, teach, teeth, ulladulla, wall, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:15 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Water Saving How Serious Are You

Started by Ashore, 16th January 2007 11:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, basics, brown, brushing, figured, flushing, green, leaving, mellow, post, saving, serious, starting, teeth, thread, water, wongos, yellow

Replies: 24
Views: 3,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2007 08:55 PM; by ernknot

Forum:
POLLS

Metal in shop-bought doors - not good for trimming.

Started by nt900, 26th January 2007 10:35 AM

attached, blade, carbide, chip, cocked, construction, door, doors, encountered, fortunately, found, good, hitting, hold, image, insert, manufacturer, mention, metal, possibly, shop-bought, shopbought, size, sparks, sticker, teeth, trimming

Replies: 4
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 11:30 AM; by nt900

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Brushing teeth with water running

Started by Wongo, 16th January 2007 01:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2-3, brushing, friendly, minutes, people, reason, running, teeth, water

Replies: 35
Views: 4,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2007 12:21 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oddities!

Started by Doughboy, 8th November 2006 02:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anymore, beats, connected, cool, crocodiles, ground, heart, hop, inside, kangaroo, minute, mouth, oddities, pete, regrow, roof, set, shark, starfish, tail, teeth, time, tongue, touching, week, whales

Replies: 27
Views: 2,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 05:28 AM; by Flowboy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, appears, bathroom, bizarre, blast, body, building, burns, cleaning, damp, earthed, exits, impossible, lightning, mouth, rear, remember, rubber, sata, shoes, shot, shower, struck, tap, teeth, time, told, treated, wearing, woman

Replies: 29
Views: 3,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 06:15 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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