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Thread: One for "Fenderbelly".
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19th November 2007, 04:56 PM #1
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One for "Fenderbelly".
A Minister was visiting the hospital and saw a patient
with only one arm. He asked, "How are you coping?".
The patient replied, "Great, I can still eat with one hand
and read my newspaper without assistance. I am better
off than the guy in Ward 2".
In the next ward was a chap with no arms and no legs.
The Minister asked how he was coping and he replied,
"Not bad really. The staff are great, they feed me and
fuss over me with any needs I have. I am better off
than the bloke in Ward 3".
In approaching Ward 3 the Minister observed that were
was only a head on the pillow of the bed. The doctor
noticed the Minister and said, "I wouldn't go near him
today, he is in a terrible mood". The Minister asked
why and the doctor replied, "The dentist is coming today
to take all his teeth out".
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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20th November 2007, 05:16 PM #2
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i'll pay that one,very good
Cheers Fred
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21st November 2007, 10:43 AM #3
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I thought he might have lost his hat.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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