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Road hogs

Started by A Duke, 29th May 2013 10:30 PM

####, #######, country, cruising, draw, force, hit, hogs, hoons, lady, level, middle, past, piece, pigs, road, roaring, screamed, screams

Replies: 0
Views: 980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2013 10:30 PM; by A Duke

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A Tap on the Shoulder...

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM

apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 11:44 PM; by rwbuild

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Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

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Nag Nag Nag

Started by bookend, 27th November 2009 02:25 AM

answered, bath, client, day, door, execution, feet, finally, granted, hanged, hanging, home, husbands, james, love, nag, news, phone, rang, realizing, screamed, stairs, stay, stop, terrible, told, tonight, whirled, wife, wright

Replies: 2
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 07:12 AM; by Grumpy John

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Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

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The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Demonic Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 18th June 2008 11:02 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, decisions, demonic, dressed, evil, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, picture, quiet, residential, riding, screamed, squirrel, stop, t-shirt, time, torn, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 6
Views: 2,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 10:55 PM; by tea lady

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Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

clerk, december, department, door, fenton, floor, hey, house, husband, july, k-mart, looked, loudly, mart, men, mirror, nose, october, people, pick, picked, screamed, security, september, set, shopping, store, told, wares, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

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Irish Logic

Started by wheelinround, 16th April 2008 11:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 11:29 AM; by wheelinround

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Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NEVER tick off a woman

Started by wheelinround, 14th January 2008 02:57 PM

annoyed, bed, borne, cut, eye, fire, gleam, hack, hand, handle, home, husband, husbands, nope, picked, removed, revenge, screamed, set, shed, stop, strength, super-human, terrified, tick, time, tool, wife, woman, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:50 PM; by mcarthur

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Yellow 24

Started by Stevenp, 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM

bingo, bloody, called, caller, card, corners, earth, grid, hell, home, house, line, luckiest, lucky, nasty, national, news, raffle, screamed, son, stage, virus, win, wins, won, yellow, £1000, £320, £35

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM; by Stevenp

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Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

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Yellow 24

Started by fenderbelly, 6th October 2007 12:22 AM

$3200, bingo, caller, calling, calls, checks, corners-prize, doc, doctors, grand, grid, grid-, home, house, line, lucky, mate, met, national, raffle, saysson, screamed, stage, wins, won, woodie, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 12:22 AM; by fenderbelly

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Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

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Prang

Started by Shedhand, 3rd August 2007 06:10 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 06:11 PM; by Gra

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Nag Nag Nag

Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:18 PM

answered, bath, client, crying, day, decided, door, execution, finally, granted, hanging, home, husbands, nag, phone, predictable, rang, realizing, rear, remarks, sarcastic, screamed, stay, stop, told, tonight, upstairs, whirled, wife, wright

Replies: 5
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 05:10 PM; by Wongo

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vampire blood

Started by durwood, 13th June 2006 11:43 PM

bat, bats, blood, cave, excitedly, finally, flapping, forest, frenzy, fresh, hanging, hassling, huge, milled, night, oak, parked, persisted, pretty, river, roof, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelt, tongues, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 11:43 PM; by durwood

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ouch

Started by popawisky, 28th May 2006 12:17 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2006 12:17 AM; by popawisky

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Hatched today.

Started by Schtoo, 10th May 2006 01:19 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

3410gm/7.5, 349, agreed, arrive, arrived, beautiful, cleaned, couple, hatched, healthy, idea, lbs, life, minutes, mum, night, noise, obvious, pic, popped, presuasion, pretty, screamed, sleep, staff, started, tad, talking, today, yesterday

Replies: 37
Views: 4,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 09:03 AM; by Simomatra

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Nanna

Started by Christopha, 1st February 2006 12:07 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 12:39 PM; by Termite

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Attack Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 17th July 2005 10:13 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, death, dressed, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, patrol, picture, quiet, residential, screamed, squirrel, stop, street, t-shirt, throttle, throw, time, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 7
Views: 1,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 11:38 PM; by doug the slug

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School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

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who wants to be a milionaire

Started by soundman, 1st June 2005 10:45 PM

answer, appeared, birds, build, correct, cuckoo, dat, final, foockin, friend, host, hung, irish, lifeline, local, lock, mick, milionaire, million, nest, paddy, pause, phone, presenter, question, screamed, sir, told, version, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2005 10:45 PM; by soundman

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The Vampire bat.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:44 AM

bat, bats, blood, cave, ceiling, covered, excitedly, finally, flapped, flapping, follow, forrest, frenzy, fresh, hassling, hundreds, milled, parked, pretty, river, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelled, started, told, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 5
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 01:07 AM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

...............

Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM

$10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound

Replies: 4
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:01 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Revenge

Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 3,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 02:02 AM; by vsquizz

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Spooky

Started by ozwinner, 25th May 2004 07:58 PM

allan, bit, bolted, called, cemetery, cheers, day, decent, gore, gorton, hair, home, it.d, live, looked, manchester, miles, missus, nah, parents, screamed, slowly, spaces, spooky, street, time, voice, walk, wallet’, wasn’t

Replies: 5
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2004 04:22 PM; by Shane Watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The big member - hope you can count

Started by Ray from Toronto, 16th October 2002 08:46 AM

big, called, count, dashed, dejectedly, doctor, fifteen, forest, frog, grinning, head, hope, ideal, inches, lit, looked, marry, member, monster, pond, replied, replies, screamed, shorter, suddenly, times, witch, woody, wow, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2002 10:03 PM; by Gino

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Bruce

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 09:59 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 12:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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Bats

Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 09:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2001 09:58 PM; by Gino

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Bats

Started by AlexS, 7th November 2000 09:46 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2000 09:46 AM; by AlexS

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Talking clock

Started by hook, 8th August 2000 11:37 AM

apartment, bash, bedroom, brass, clock, drunk, ear-shattering, f#@king, f#@ks, friends, giving, gong, guests, hammer, late, led, morning, proudly, replied, sake, screamed, suddenly, talking, wall, wanker, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2000 10:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Road hogs

A Tap on the Shoulder...

Unmistaken identity

Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Nag Nag Nag

Shopping

The Talking Clock

Demonic Squirrel

Never take men shopping against their will

Irish Logic

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

NEVER tick off a woman

Yellow 24

Family. What would we do without them?

Yellow 24

Jesus and Satan

Prang

Nag Nag Nag

vampire blood

ouch

Hatched today.

Nanna

Attack Squirrel

School Days

who wants to be a milionaire

The Vampire bat.

...............

Revenge

Spooky

The big member - hope you can count

Bruce

Taxi Driver

Bats

Bats

Talking clock