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Fish & Chip SHops

Started by smidsy, 24th May 2014 07:58 PM

add, anal, bigger, boat, boneless, bones, boning, caught, cheers, chip, chippie, completely, expense, fillet, finding, finish, fish, fulls, joint, live, mouth, neighbour, night, premium, properly, shops, sign, snapper, stiffed, trawlers

Replies: 4
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2014 09:53 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Weight Loss

Started by Rodgera, 4th June 2014 09:11 AM

advertised, doctor, loss, loss-patch, melt, mouth, pounds, stick, supposedly, talking, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 09:27 AM; by doug3030

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JOKES

Open

Started by Rodgera, 15th October 2013 10:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 10:41 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Emergency First Aid

Started by MBM888, 25th August 2013 10:18 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2013 10:18 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

New Spray Booth for The Shed

Started by Alby123, 4th June 2013 12:25 AM

270999, 271000, ago, article, bell, booth, bought, build, fan, finish, folks, forward, gluing, gun, hard, housing, instructions, i’ll, months, mouth, post, proceeded, progress, read, ready, sections, shed, spray, straight, ticket

Replies: 14
Views: 3,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2013 02:56 PM; by Alby123

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FINISHING

best way to attach skillion roof rafters

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th January 2013 04:20 PM

190x35, attach, birds, bit, degree, detail, drafty, extension, hey, impression, lvl, mouth, path, pitch, plates, question, rafters, read, renovateforum.com, roof, silly, sit, skillion, sound, thread, tie, top, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 2,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 04:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Low Angle Bullnose Plane

Started by woodhog, 29th September 2012 11:06 AM

31/32, adjustable, angle, approx, box, bullnose, finished, flat, honing, iron, light, low, machined, measures, mouth, optional, perfection, performance, plane, planes, sanding, screw, sharp, smooth, sole, toe, total, totalling, wide, width

Replies: 0
Views: 2,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2012 11:06 AM; by woodhog

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

G'day from Melbourne

Started by soul_junkie, 9th August 2012 04:19 PM

carpentry, chapter, enthusiast, finally, free, gday, happy, hope, kick, melbourne, money, mouth, poked, pre-app, putting, quieten, shed, spent, time, tips, tristan, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2012 11:31 PM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Another drama in Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th June 2012 11:42 AM

allan, closed, crazy, day, departments, drama, dull, earthquake, emergency, fore, freeway, fuel, hour, messages, mobile, moment, mouth, phones, rollover, screaming, services, sirens, time, truck, vents, wallan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2012 08:23 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

how to tell if a politician is lying

Started by damian, 9th February 2012 02:42 PM

ear, guess, heard, laugh, lying, mouth, moving, nose, politician, scratches, touching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2012 02:42 PM; by damian

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JOKES

Two little boys

Started by fenderbelly, 17th January 2012 09:16 AM

answer, attempt, boy, boys, breath, brother, closet, door, dove, found, gasping, god, hanging, happened, home, missing, mother, mouth, preacher, question, raised, repeated, shook, slamming, sterner, time, tone, town, trouble, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:05 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Swooshing

Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM

asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 10:40 PM; by doug3030

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JOKES

Im sure you will all like this one!!

Started by Woodkid, 3rd December 2011 12:10 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Do Owls eat possums?

Started by Phil Spencer, 19th June 2011 01:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bird, crush, culprit, dead, door, eat, found, frog, front, habits, head, heard, lawn, living, missing, mouth, owls, park, possum, possums, skull, tawny, wondering

Replies: 18
Views: 12,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2011 11:37 PM; by moikel

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

OLD AGE Problems

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2011 08:22 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 01:07 PM; by Mulgabill

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JOKES

Builders

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th November 2010 07:00 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2010 07:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Wheelbarrow

Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2010 06:01 PM

bet, braggart, bragging, construction, feat, fun, grabbed, handles, haul, minutes, money, mouth, nodding, outbuilding, outdo, reached, replied, site, special, strength, strong, wages, weeks, wheel, wheelbarrow, worker, workmen

Replies: 2
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 09:12 AM; by robbo266317

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JOKES

Lie Nielsen Low Angle Adjustable Mouth Block Plane

Started by Durdge39, 24th July 2010 07:57 PM

adjustable, adjuster, adjusting, adjustment, angle, backlash, blade, block, cap, depth, flat, grain, hand, knob, lie, low, mating, mouth, nice, nielsen, paper, plane, polished, smooth, sole, surface, tension, tighten, toe, tool

Replies: 2
Views: 4,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2010 04:45 PM; by justinmcf

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

Bargain

Started by bullfright, 1st August 2010 05:06 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 10:37 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Golfer at the dentist

Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM

930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM; by bookend

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JOKES

ZEN Teachings

Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 09:43 PM

####, bad, born, closed, criticize, day, days, dog, experience, fish, hungry, judgement, kinky, mile, mouth, naked, remember, shoes, slapped, speaking, teachings, time, tree, truth, walk, wet, worry;, worse, worth, zen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 09:43 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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JOKES

Calories burnt when...

Started by munruben, 18th February 2010 11:17 AM

.12, .50, 160, 300, 350, activities, ball, burnt, calling, calorie, calories, counter, counting, days, edge, eggs, fire, foot, fuel, hatch, jumping, mouth, picking, pieces, putting, quits, rolling, starting, worms, wrapping

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 11:17 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Nanny / Police state?

Started by Sebastiaan56, 14th January 2010 07:58 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$alcohol, apparatchik, australia, ban, control, day, drink, enjoy, excuse, fraction, herald, morning, mouth, nanny, news, people, percent, police, remove, state, stick, stop, sun, violence$

Replies: 21
Views: 2,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2010 09:41 AM; by damian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Importance of Walking

Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:52 PM

advantage, chocolate, country, covers, cross-country, day, die, enables, exercise, exercising, fine, flabby, fortunately, heads, hear, importance, leave, life, lot, mouth, skiing, start, sticking, stomach, story, thighs, thinking, time, walking, wash

Replies: 1
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2010 09:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Drinking Swimming Pool Water

Started by Blocklayer, 20th November 2009 06:16 PM

cairns, cairns.com.au, chlorinated, chlorine, clean, cleaning, drink, drinking, filtered, http://bit.ly/4sh4ym, local, mossman, mouth, news, painted, pool, pool-, splash, swimming, tap, taps, there’s, walls, water, worse

Replies: 2
Views: 2,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2009 12:16 AM; by brisbanefitter

Forum:
POOLS, SPA & WATER FEATURES

Recommend me a chippy (Melb)

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th November 2009 03:10 AM

2tsup, addition, advance, approx, build, chippy, contacted, deck, delete, existing, inappropriate, info, job, link, melb, metres, mods, mouth, persons, post, read, realise, recommend, recommendations, renovateforum.com, roof, steps, surprise, thread, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2009 03:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Big Bike Blonde

Started by Dennis Millard, 9th October 2009 04:48 PM

big, bike, bikie, blonde, bout, called, carrying, excuse, forgetting, girlfriend, haven;t, head, kiss, mate, missus, mouth, powerful, rake, remembered, scratched, shop, shoulder, stared, started, stop, straw, switch, talking, tum, yokel

Replies: 8
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 07:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

New store

Started by Woodwould, 4th September 2009 11:07 AM

72.0pt, 90.0pt;, @font-face, accent, australian, beat, break, businessmen, chris, curious, font-family, inside, japanese, john, left, mouth, peek, replied, sarcastically, sell, selling, sitting, skipping, sooner, store, thick, velly, walked, window, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 08:39 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Important Health Advice for Women

Started by Woodwould, 4th June 2009 11:20 AM

advice, blanc, consumption, control, dancing, dehydration, desire, dry, effects, erotic, grandeur, headache, health, important, incarceration, living, loss, lustfulness, motor, mouth, nausea, nursing, pregnant, sauvignon, shyness, sing, table, virginity, vomiting, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2009 12:59 PM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Well travelled

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2009 09:30 PM

allan, approached, bit, check, chewing, conductor, date, expiry, germs, handed, handling, john, knowing, mate, morning, mouth, munruben, nervousness, nervy, quickly, ray, replied, signs, sitting, started, ticket, train, travelled, weeks, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2009 09:45 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Are You All Right?

Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM

breathing, carrying, class, classes, classmates, cpr, doll, ear, exclaimed, feel, gently, instructed, instructor, legs, listen, mannequin, mannequins, models, mouth, practice, required, resusci-annie, senior, shook, storage, suddenly, torso, trades, typical, victim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 12:10 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Amusing Paintings by a horse !!

Started by Shrek3, 1st April 2009 10:34 PM

15-hand, 795, american, amusing, art, brush, businesswoman, canvas, cholla, choy-ah, collectors, curators, easel-mounted, galleria, giudecca, hold, home-making, horse, include, martha, mouth, paddock, paintings, paints, pounds, pronounced, queen, sold, stewart

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2009 10:34 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Paint colour affecting TV reception?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th February 2009 08:10 AM

affecting, brad, cheers, colour, guys, happen, happen;, heard, heat, houses, light, mates, messes, mine, mouth, paint, paper, read, reception, reception;, reckons, renovateforum.com, roof, thread, toilet, tone, unsure, white, wipe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2009 08:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

New camera developed

Started by fenderbelly, 1st February 2009 09:52 PM

camera, cheers, coat, created, developed, fast, fred, japanese, mouth, photograph, scientists, shut, shutter, speed, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:58 AM; by Lignin

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JOKES

Introduction

Started by cmmullins, 25th January 2009 04:51 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 12:15 AM; by woodie2

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

I just witnessed a most amazing interview

Started by mic-d, 7th January 2009 09:05 AM

2009, ago, amazing, andrew, background, bolt, cheers, commentator, debunked, doubt, global, idiot, interview, leave, michael, mouth, myth, people, shut, skin, tells, time, trust, warmer, warming, wing, witnessed

Replies: 7
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 10:52 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New shop

Started by peterpiper, 14th December 2008 06:16 PM

accent, ar5eholes, beat, break, broad, businessmen, curious, ere, left, london, mouth, peek, ready, replied, sarcastically, sellin, selling, shop, sitting, skipping, soon-to-, sooner, store, tha, thas, walked, window, words, yorkshire, yorkshireman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2008 09:05 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Emergency Room Blonde

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2008 09:09 PM

$4000.00, blonde, chin, commit, doctor, ear, emergency, finger, gun, happen, hurries, index, late, lift, loud, mouth, neck, night, noise, paid, pulled, room, shooting, shot, straightened, suicide, teeth, tip, trigger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:14 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Love

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th April 2008 06:24 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 04:15 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

About Tradies

Started by artme, 31st March 2008 05:03 PM

abuse, aim, bad, battle, charged, corruption, damage, day, hardworking, honesty, job, leave, left, lumping, machine, majority, mouth, perfectly, plumber, recently, replacement, sorts, supplied, time, town, tradies, usable, wife, win

Replies: 3
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 06:31 PM; by autogenous

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Allan From Wallen

Started by wheelinround, 5th March 2008 10:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, catching, desires, explain, finally, heard, horses, jokes, leave, moment, mouth, ray2tsup2tsup2tsup, sick, wallen

Replies: 25
Views: 2,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Don't Have Kids!

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th March 2008 04:00 PM

bed, business, daddy, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, happened, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, reached, replied, snot, standing, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wonderful, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 06:40 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Off-cuff remarks...apology to Studlee.

Started by prozac, 7th March 2008 06:25 PM

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Replies: 11
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 09:32 PM; by prozac

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Nasty taste in the mouth.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM

allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:25 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Grinder-hole???????????????

Started by Learner, 18th February 2008 08:46 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 12:57 AM; by China

Forum:
KITCHENS

Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th February 2008 02:05 PM

accent, aussie, beat, bloke, bloody, break, curious, day, geez, idiot, kiwis, left, mate, missing, mouth, peek, ready, replies, selling, shop, sitting, soon-to-be, sooner, store, tourist, turn, walk, walks, window, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:43 AM; by Gra

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JOKES

Is Wayne Carey Dead!

Started by rowie, 4th February 2008 09:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

carey, commited, dead, duck, heard, horses, morningfrom, mouth, news, nightoooooo, oosad, reports, suicide, unconfirmed, wayne

Replies: 16
Views: 3,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 12:27 AM; by prozac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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