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One for any smokers past or present.

Started by Kiwibrucee, 25th November 2005 07:38 PM

check, crocodile, discovered, drink, dude, explains, fell, finishing, found, funniest, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, poll, present, quick, river, smoked, smokers, smoking, sssshhhheeeeeetttt, stoned, tree, walks, water

Replies: 9
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 11:43 PM; by Kiwibrucee

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To be Eight Again

Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:22 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, dress, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, lolly, love, lovingly, m&ms, park, popcorn, precious, smile, story, theme, twit, wife, wobbled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 06:11 PM; by Baz

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Maharishis Guide to Zen

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:55 AM

bad, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, forget, guide, judge, judgment, kinky, lent, maharishis, mile, person, remember, shoes, sit, time, truth, walk, windscreens, worry;, worth, zen, £20

Replies: 0
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 08:55 AM; by Wood Butcher

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My shout

Started by ozwinner, 10th November 2005 08:35 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

als, bar, drink, paying, ppls, shout, virtual

Replies: 45
Views: 5,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2005 11:25 AM; by RufflyRustic

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This is not a joke about Zed

Started by outback, 27th October 2005 10:41 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, dude, explains, faaaaarrrrk, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, river, sits, sitting, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:04 PM; by rick_rine

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The Drunk

Started by Bluegum, 13th October 2005 03:01 PM

bar, biggest, biker, bikers, boy, buddies, corner, drink, drop, drunk, drunken, eyes, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, hat, home, house, leans, mad, month, shoulders, sits, sitting, square, stands, starting, table, takes, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 03:01 PM; by Bluegum

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What do you think of Fosters?

Started by silentC, 22nd September 2005 11:54 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

bats, drink, fosters, option, pss, touch, voted, xxxx

Replies: 62
Views: 7,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2005 07:12 PM; by oges

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jsut a little bit under the wether

Started by Zed, 2nd September 2005 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

19hrs, beers, bit, buiolding, burp, drink, event, feel, inebriated, itsd, jhas, jsut, mot, opm, raterh, rindk, sirevied, sirprised, spelling, team, total, weel, wether, wile

Replies: 28
Views: 2,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2005 08:23 PM; by Rocker

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Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

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how many drinks?

Started by Ian007, 15th August 2005 12:13 AM

1754, 1755, add, age, arithmetic, beer, birthday, bit, born, calculator, cold, days, digit, drink, drinks, four-digit, fun, i.e, multiply, note, original, pick, subtract, supposed, three-digit, time, times, wait, waste, week

Replies: 7
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 03:54 AM; by Wongo

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can you remember when?

Started by Big Mac, 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM

ate, bikes, bottle, broke, day, deal, door, drank, drink, eyes, footy, friends, games, house, internet, kids, knocked, law, learned, remember, ride, rode, soft, survived, talked, times, tryouts, video, walked, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM; by Big Mac

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final word on nutrition and health

Started by stephenmeddings, 19th July 2005 03:02 PM

americans, amounts, apparently, attacks, aussies, beer, brits, conclusion, drink, eat, english, fat, fats, fewer, final, germans, health, heart, kills, lot, lots, mexicans, nutrition, red, sausages, speaking, suffer, watch, wine, word

Replies: 5
Views: 2,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2005 07:32 PM; by Gingermick

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See you all in two weeks

Started by gatiep, 31st August 2004 06:18 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

2000, afternoon, allowed, arms, care, chair, computer, cyas, days, drink, dust, eat, enjoy, fall, hospital, hours, joondalup, laxative, lift, liquids, litres, loo, mixture, nasties, removed, scared, sheds, surely, time, weeks

Replies: 55
Views: 10,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2005 02:45 AM; by Harry72

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Tasmanian Party

Started by Gingermick, 11th June 2005 10:13 AM

alright, business, computer, crowd, damn, definately, disrespect, drink, drinkin, enoch, fighting, gonna, intended, leave, months, party, people, sex, shhould, starts, stereotype, stops, tasmanian, tasmanians, tim, tough, tthe, wear, wih, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 09:49 AM; by Kev Y.

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;)

Started by Christopha, 10th June 2005 10:15 PM

bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, cl600, cut, decided, dollars, drink, ferrari, folded, garage, gentleman, handed, inches, information, instructed, lady, maranello, mercedes, merlot, million, note, porsche, read, return, send, turbo, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 10:15 PM; by Christopha

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I vant to drink your blooooooood!!!!!

Started by ozwinner, 29th May 2005 09:26 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2005 10:20 AM; by vsquizz

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Rules to live by

Started by Gumby, 12th May 2005 11:24 PM

$20, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, fold, forget, judge, judgment, kinky, laughed, lent, live, mile, person, remember, rules, shoes, time, truth, walk, wasted, windscreen, worry;, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:24 PM; by Gumby

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The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

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Silly but funny

Started by beejay1, 4th May 2005 04:58 AM

answer, bar, beejay1, bit, bothered, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, franks, friend, funny, heard, hey, house, love, minutes, pet, putting, scroll, shoes, shouting, silly, situation, time, time;, voice, wait, waited

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 03:43 PM; by flea1607

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Good Catholic

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:09 PM

applaud, applause, badly, bartender, catholic, cheers, drink, fig, good, laughed, leaf, lifted, lights, loud, minutes, nun, preceded, puzzled, replied, restaurant, restroom, revelers, round, silent, sir, statue, stopped, time, understand, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 11:19 PM; by Thommo

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this one's the "pits"

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:13 PM

approached, armpit, asked;, ballerina, bar, bartender, business, buy, calling, chap, counter, drink, drunk, hairy, huge, lady, leg, lift, money, patrons, people, pits, replied;, revealing, said;, silent, sitting, slapped, wearing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:13 PM; by Christopha

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Another drink???

Started by Iain, 18th April 2005 10:50 AM

23-year, 9.20pm, alcohol, arrest, blew, car, caught, drink, drive, driver, driving, july, licence, magna, messmate, minutes, night, police, pulled, registered, road, seized, speargrass, spotted, station, stopped, street, unlicenced, wheel, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 01:49 PM; by bitingmidge

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Poll: How much do you drink?

Started by silentC, 19th January 2004 03:23 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

alcohol, alcoholic, apparently, bad, beers, check, consuming, cut, day, doctor, doctors, drink, excessive, fridge, health, house, inevitable, lecture, link, people, question, red, reference, register, sawdust, site, substantial, usual, vote, wondering

Replies: 55
Views: 13,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2005 03:03 PM; by Glenmore

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One for Zed. :)

Started by Bob Willson, 15th March 2005 05:08 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, explains, falls, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joints, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, mouth, river, sits, sitting, smoke, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2005 07:05 PM; by Zed

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aint love grand

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2005 07:47 AM

buy, carefully, chips, couple, couples, crowd, drink, eat, eating, fine, front, grand, half, hamburger, lady, looked, love, meal, neatly, offered, politely, replied, sat, sharing, sip, table, thinking, walked, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 07:47 AM; by Kev Y.

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Special drink for Zed

Started by AlexS, 8th March 2005 06:18 PM

cat-lovers, drink, monkeyman, quenches, special, thirst, zed

Replies: 14
Views: 2,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 08:19 PM; by Driver

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Speaking of real estate agents....

Started by Iain, 24th February 2005 03:00 PM

agents, bath, children, clean, cracked, door, downspout, drawers, drink, estate, finish, fit, fix, funny, happy, job, kitchen, old-age, pensioner, real, repair, seat, send, speaking, straight, tap, toilet, tools, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2005 03:18 PM; by Iain

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Shopping for a wife

Started by echnidna, 23rd January 2005 08:48 PM

beer, choose, door, drink, exclaims, exists, extremely, flight, floor, floors, heads, housework, impossible, jobs, love, nice, perfect, proof, reads, shopping, sign, sixth, solely, sports, store, tempting, wife, women, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2005 05:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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guttering / rainwater tanks

Started by dzcook, 27th November 2004 12:03 AM

/sealer, bat, build, buy, david, discovered, downpipe, drink, fill, filling, fruit, grate, guttering, gutters, life, monet, palgue, piant, plans, rainwater, rubbish, short, tank, tanks, thks, time, town, trick, washed, water

Replies: 8
Views: 2,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2004 07:57 AM; by Shaty40

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Don't Guy's Me

Started by Bushrat, 15th October 2004 10:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, bloody, blue, broke, bundaberg, bushie, buy, cheer, chew, coke, confused, decent, drink, footy-, grass, gum, guy, half, joggers, leaders, live, mate, oath, rolleyes, rum, socks, top, true, world, yell

Replies: 28
Views: 5,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 10:39 AM; by Kev Y.

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yeeehaw!!!!

Started by Christopha, 21st October 2004 12:17 AM

bar, cattle, cowboy, day, drink, eat, found, guess, herding, horses, lady, lesbian, life, morning, ranch, real, replied, sat, short, shower, silence, sipping, spend, spent, thinking, time, watch, whiskey, women, yeeehaw

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 09:30 AM; by Kev Y.

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Johhny again!

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:30 PM; by Christopha

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Old Age

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:30 PM; by vsquizz

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Einstiens Quiz

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:46 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 3,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 10:16 PM; by Tankstand

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Eighteen Bottles

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 10:15 AM

affluence, author, bottle, bottles, contents, cork, counted, drank, drink, drunker, eighteen, exception, feelish, finally, fool, glass, half, houses, incohol, peep, poured, pulled, sink, stand, tha, thunk, tinkle, unknown, whiskey, withdrew

Replies: 0
Views: 2,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2004 10:15 AM; by Barry_White

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Cultural differences

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:02 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:02 AM; by Kev Y.

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How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

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Rats

Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 11:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, baits, burning, combat, control, decaying, die, drink, filthy, fire, leave, mad, oil, pest, premises, rat, rats, rid, soooooooooo, stench, stenching, stinks, stuck, wall, water

Replies: 20
Views: 4,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 09:43 AM; by simon c

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The oirish agin!

Started by Christopha, 9th September 2004 07:09 PM

3rd, agin, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, exceptional, food, foot, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, oirish, personally, prefer, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, yken

Replies: 3
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2004 12:24 AM; by Christopha

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Diets

Started by Christopha, 7th September 2004 01:52 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2004 09:26 AM; by BigPop

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Sven...................

Started by Iain, 28th August 2004 01:04 PM

answer, bar, brudder, burst, buy, child, chortled, cronies, dakota, drink, drinks, fair, falls, fargo, father, game, indian, mudder, north, norwegian, paid, question, search, sioux, sister, spotted, sven, vas, vasnt, vun

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:04 PM; by Iain

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Poll: Cork, Screw or Plastic

Started by HappyHammer, 19th July 2004 12:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

admit, ago, bottle, bought, cap, caps, cork, corks, couple, decent, drink, drop, favourite, friends, plastic, pretty, question, reached, realised, red, remember, screw, seal, stock, vineyard, weeks, white, wide, wine, wondered

Replies: 31
Views: 6,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2004 11:35 PM; by Kris.Parker1

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Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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What a day

Started by Toggy, 16th July 2004 10:57 PM

$39, bench, birds, bit, dad, day, digresssing, drink, drying, glue, helped, junior, jws, ken, left, lol, mention, nicely, rain, routers, shining, silly, singing, stand, sun, tad, thicknesser, treat, whoops

Replies: 11
Views: 3,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 11:50 AM; by DanP

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Choose your poison

Started by silentC, 30th June 2004 05:45 PM

airborne, attendant, brazen, choice, choose, disgust,, drink, flight, handed, home, irishman, lips, liquor, plane, poison, pompous, priest, quickly, r@ped, replied, rocks, savagely, scotch, seated, taken., touch, tray, wh0res

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2004 05:45 PM; by silentC

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Norfolk Pine - table

Started by DK Claus, 10th May 2004 12:20 AM

advise, amount, appreciated, beating, claus, drink, easily, fair, finish, kids, natural, norfolk, oil, pine, plan, prefer, rain, re-coated/repaired, reasonable, recommendations, resistance, sanding, sealing, slap, spils, split, splits, sun, table, top

Replies: 4
Views: 2,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2004 09:24 PM; by [email protected].

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FINISHING

Little Johnny

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:04 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Traditions

Started by silentC, 2nd April 2004 12:08 AM

aback, bought, chap, chaps, continue, day, declared, dismay, drank, drink, friday, friends, home, months, passed, pint, pints, promised, pub, quickly, remaining, rolled, sat, staggering, table, terrible, tradition, traditions, upset, usual

Replies: 7
Views: 2,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2004 03:41 PM; by Charles Castle

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Yummy Drink

Started by Sea Moose, 16th March 2004 11:44 PM

achoholic, alchoholic, beer, brew, bug, drink, feeding, ginger, hey, home, local, post, recipe, recipes, refer, store, traditional, website, wondering, yummy

Replies: 3
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2004 12:15 AM; by Sea Moose

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moved: How much do you drink?

Started by silentC, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2004 06:15 PM; by AlexS

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