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Fingers Crossed - Again.

Started by keith53, 29th November 2006 09:00 PM

access, ambulance, answer, bit, brother, builder, crossed, dad, dads, enquire, farm, fingers, forum, heart, hospital, left, lives, message, milling, mum, nambour, rang, sort, taking, timber, worry

Replies: 14
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2006 09:40 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fingers crossed.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 30th October 2006 10:52 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

beat, breath, brisbane, care, crossed, dad, eek, fingers, heart, hospital, intensive, irregular, longreach, night, pain, shortage, tests, transfered

Replies: 114
Views: 14,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2006 08:54 PM; by scooter

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Oh!! to Aspire to be a Dad Like This

Started by Barry_White, 22nd November 2006 09:52 AM

aspire, average, book, born, buy, cool, dad, dude, father, http://cjcphoto.com/can, instructions, kids, link, tools

Replies: 8
Views: 2,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:26 AM; by Ramps

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

What's your favourite ad?

Started by Driver, 15th November 2006 10:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ads, advert, brilliant, choose, commercial, criterion, current, dad, emperor, entertainment, favourite, goreng, impact, internet, kids, laugh, loud, makes, medium, nasi, pure, rabbits, radio, read, remember, sound, superb, tells, thinking, time

Replies: 28
Views: 4,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 11:45 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Home Needed for my Dog :(

Started by swiftden, 23rd October 2006 01:17 AM

add, advice, bad, bridge, cess, dad, dearly, decided, demon, dog, dogs, free, friendly, guess, harm, home, lead, leave, living, love, murray, natural, nature, needed, offer, pit, post, respond, stay, treated

Replies: 13
Views: 3,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 08:51 PM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

calender stretch

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:56 PM

answers, boy, boys, calender, college, cool, dad, display, exclaimed, eye, february, friday, january, march, married, notices, pack, package, picking, picks, replied, replies, saturday, school, sigh, son, stretch, sunday, tear, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:56 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

What sander for the home handyman?

Started by delphinius, 28th October 2005 10:58 AM

advance, annie, buying, cupboards, dad, fiddlier, hand, handyman, home, ideal, jobs, lacquer, lot, resorts, sander, sanding, sandpaper, unsure

Replies: 4
Views: 5,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 11:05 AM; by debugger

Forum:
FINISHING

The birds and the bees

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM

age, bees, birds, bunny, bursting, confused, dad, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, hit, johnny, johnnys, left, live, santa, sex, sobbed, speech, tears, tooth, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Guess What, I'm Dad.

Started by maglite, 20th October 2006 02:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11.24pm, 18/10/06, baby, born, ceaserian, cheers, chuffed, dad, daddy, elizabeth, emergency, feeling, fine, gday, grace, guess, hours, labour, mum, news, share, steve

Replies: 25
Views: 3,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:27 PM; by AlexS

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A Couple of Oldies

Started by Baz, 17th October 2006 09:10 PM

$10, $50, bag, boy, car, contractions, couple, dad, driver, giving, involuntary, irritated, juicy, listen, live, lollies, medical, muscular, oldies, professor, quizzed, realizing, replied, rolling, sigh, slowly, students, stuffed, walking, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 11:15 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Non-slip for vinyl and tile floors?

Started by journeyman Mick, 4th October 2006 12:37 AM

add, afterrolleyes, animal, bit, coke, covering, dad, doent, dropped, ease, fall, floor, floors, forward, friction, lot, mick, non-slip, nonslip, puddle, serious, slippery, spilling, sticky, suggestions, tile, treatment, vinyl, week, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 3,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2006 09:00 PM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
FLOORING

In Memorium

Started by tameriska, 12th September 2006 10:58 PM

builder, cabinetmaker, carpenter, concreter, cut, dad, day, died, employment, fair, father, hand, hard, knowledge, lining, memorium, memory, miss, mouth, people, plasterer, r.i.p, retail, roofer, started, stonemason, tiler, till, trade, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 11:29 PM; by tameriska

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Life really sucks sometimes

Started by maglite, 4th September 2006 03:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

,maybe, advanced, cancer, dad, day, due, extra, fathers, found, friday, grand, hoping, hug/hold, kid, life, liver, months, special, stage, stages, suck, sucks, tops, weeks

Replies: 18
Views: 2,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 11:40 PM; by graemet

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

new to reno - general advice needed

Started by Tephra, 19th July 2006 06:24 PM

advice, appreciated, basic, bit, bought, break, build, cheers, chunks, dad, dave, general, guess, havnt, helped, kid, lot, master, mum, naturally, needed, obvisouly, offer, questions, reno, resource, sort, started, thousand, victorian

Replies: 6
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2006 04:50 PM; by OBBob

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Car Privileges

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM

1130, car, car.eek, confused, dad, daughter, dead-panned, eek, family-car, father, front, home, late, mother, nervously.confused, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Alabama Farmer

Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM

$25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 06:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

What It Means To Be Poor

Started by Rodgera, 17th June 2006 08:01 PM

added, anothers, are.too, based, boys, buy, dad, father, food, friends, garden, grow, isall, means, people, poor, possession, prize, property, protect, reaches, servants, serve, son, speechless, them.with, trip, unknown, walls, worrying

Replies: 7
Views: 2,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2006 11:40 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

What is this

Started by macca2, 16th April 2006 08:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

auction, dad, idea, macca, picked, size, son

Replies: 18
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2006 01:44 PM; by arose62

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dil

Started by Waldo, 13th March 2006 08:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$%#%@$%$, 2mt, b/saw, chuck, chucks, crosses, d/press, dad, dil, fabricated, fair, farm, frame, gday, gouges, grandad, grandads, gripe, inheritance, lathe, mind, modified, modify, pigheaded, pings, plate, sander, stay, support, time

Replies: 17
Views: 3,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 11:19 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

My Saturday

Started by bennylaird, 16th January 2006 11:01 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

aerobatics, airsick, bendigo, dad, fun, kids, lol, mins, pants, recommend, saturday, spent

Replies: 36
Views: 3,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:00 PM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Welcome Callum Gray

Started by ryanarcher, 24th December 2005 04:00 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

21st, 6oz, 8lb, baby, born, callum, christmas, dad, dog, family, gilbert, gray, healthy, merry, mom, neglected, rolleyes, solstice;, tired

Replies: 35
Views: 4,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2005 12:21 PM; by Zed

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Fido

Started by Wood Borer, 30th November 2005 02:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2005 09:48 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Great soccer goals compilation

Started by LineLefty, 23rd November 2005 06:53 PM

beautiful, compilation, dad, game, gameeek, goals, grandad, great, played, soccer, spew, uncles, vfl/wafl

Replies: 8
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2005 11:34 AM; by LineLefty

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

milk on her head

Started by Farm boy, 21st November 2005 07:02 AM

,new, angel, bath, bed, children, dad, daughter, day, drink.o, elizabeth, greg, head, heads, hopfully, hot, kitchen, laughing, lovely, milk, pink, poor, pyjamas, remember, somthing, step, time, wasted, whilst, wife, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:47 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Raising kids

Started by scooter, 10th November 2005 09:48 PM

bed, bits, bottom, cheers, covered, dad, damaged, daughters, delta, eyes, fiddling, floor, found, hed, keen, kids, mad, owning, pleased, proud, raising, reading, sean, serve, shed, spring, telling, time, tiny, win

Replies: 6
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 04:24 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

query about the way decking runs

Started by Shannon, 3rd November 2005 01:21 PM

aestetics, building, correct, curve, curved, dad, decide, decided, deck, decking, easiest, fall, folks, front, gday, house, layed, opposed, parallel, pave, pergola, perpendicular, putting, query, rain, reason, run, runs, statistic, timber

Replies: 7
Views: 3,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 10:43 PM; by Dan_574

Forum:
DECKING

The farmer's son.

Started by Driver, 21st October 2005 10:27 PM

admission, beard, can’t, count?”, dad, don’t, famous, farmer, home, intellectual, land, lot, message, mum, photo, proud, rebel, received, reply, school, schooling, son, spell”, terse, twelve, universities, university, written, “how, “what

Replies: 1
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 10:31 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Feetsball follerer

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 02:37 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Renovation Cost / m2

Started by Bin J, 27th September 2005 02:42 PM

$750.00, 1/2, building, built, central, close, coast, compare, cost, dad, eek, extension, extensions, extraordinare, figure, heard, hope, house, live, middle, moment, owner-builder, people, price, prices, question, renovation, rolleyes, time, upside

Replies: 14
Views: 2,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2005 06:25 PM; by Trav

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Sales staff

Started by Bluegum, 9th September 2005 02:10 PM

answers, bloke, bunnings, buy, chippy, cordless, couple, dad, door, eventually, experience, funny, gotta, jam, kid, kits, laugh, listening, local, makes, makita, minutes, questions, sales, shock, sold, staff, told, tradie, true

Replies: 14
Views: 2,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2005 11:18 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Toilet Humour

Started by Christopha, 6th September 2005 05:35 PM

bore, breath, dad, day, death, deep, drilled, dunny, farm, found, granddad, happened, heard, hell, hole, humour, miles, move, moved, night, oil, poor, re-located, reckon, reckoned, soil, toilet, trace, trials, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 01:45 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Who's your Daddy

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM

advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

I am so proud of my little dog ...

Started by Daddles, 6th August 2005 07:02 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ago, barked, barks, cheers, dad, discovered, dog, door, fish, intelligent, lauded, minutes, navigator, nominated, phone, photo, proud, richard, salesmen, shown, skipper

Replies: 31
Views: 4,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2005 10:10 AM; by shaunburgess

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

MODERN DAY EXPLANATION OF BIRDS & BEES

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:42 PM

agreed, appeared, bees, birds, blessed, born, button, dad, date, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, explanation, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, modern, mom, months, mother, pop-up, ready, secluded, son, upload

Replies: 0
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 02:42 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

Dad's old Regiment

Started by RETIRED, 20th May 2005 07:22 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2005 07:22 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What's for Dinner Dad?

Started by silentC, 21st January 2005 04:15 PM

asrehole, boy, brings, calls, clean, dad, daughter, decides, deer, dinner, eat, eaters, eating, f%@king, fussy, hint, home, hunter, jimmy, kids, kills, meat, mother, replies, screams, serve, start

Replies: 1
Views: 2,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 04:26 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Daughter

Started by Baz, 18th January 2005 08:28 PM

breath, brother, certificate, convertible, crying, dad, daddy, daughter, death, edition, girl, gold, half, hug, irish, lifetime, limited, membership, mercedes, million, parked, pounds, prostitute, protestant, replied, rolex, scared, sniff, spanking, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 08:28 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

multinutette

Started by multinut, 30th December 2004 07:11 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2005 09:17 AM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nude beach

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM

answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies

Replies: 9
Views: 3,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 01:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 6 Nov 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 6th November 2004 08:47 AM

dad, dished, flatten, friends, middle, morning, nov, quiz, respectfully, sharpening, stone, usable, woodworking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2004 10:53 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Old age???? NOT!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 05:16 PM

100, 118, 118-year-old, age, alive, amazed, amazement, attribute, checkup, dad, dads, dead, died, doctor, frustrated, golfed, golfer, golfing, grand-fathers, grandpa, grandpas, guess, guy, health, living, married, morning, shape, timer, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 05:16 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

One-liners from the Edinburgh Comedy Festival

Started by simon c, 30th September 2004 11:59 AM

addison, arnold, assembly, brown, carr, chris, circus, comedy, dad, died, dog, edinburgh, family, feel, festival, fire, glasgow, hardware, icc, irish, jimmy, mum, oneliners, people, pleasance, shout, stand, store, susan, underbelly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:59 AM; by simon c

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JOKES

woodies! No :(

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM

bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:32 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Bloody BUNNINGS Again!!!

Started by Christopha, 6th August 2004 12:01 AM

arrived, aust, bag, bloody, box, bunnings, check, collecting, contents, customers, dad, eventually, found, hats, hope, mail, mt.isa, mugs, mum, paid, people, post, queensland, shocking, shopping, south, terrible, thoughtless, wallet, wrapped

Replies: 13
Views: 8,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 10:49 PM; by John Saxton

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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