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Celibacy

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 09:31 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 10:14 AM; by ele__13

Forum:
JOKES

Random Orbit Sander Vibration?

Started by raaven, 10th December 2005 06:45 AM

arm, bosch, heard, levels, makita, model, moment, numbness, orbit, random, rate, recall, regard, ros, sander, terrible, units, vibration

Replies: 11
Views: 3,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2005 05:01 PM; by Redback

Forum:
FINISHING

The 2005/06 Windies Cricket Thread

Started by bitingmidge, 10th November 2005 07:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2005/06, andys, arm, bloke, blonde, blonde-boys, bowling, cheers, coming, conversation, cricket, expecting, falling, filling, girly-boys, gurnsey, heart, picked, pommy, prospects, prove, shane, shortly, stay, talent, team, test, thread, vanquished, windies

Replies: 23
Views: 2,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 10:34 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I got fur all over my arm

Started by Daddles, 21st September 2005 09:00 PM

appears, arm, boats, call, cat, daubing, dinner, earlier, epoxy, evening, exciting, forearm, fur, furry, lap, layer, leant, moult, muck, nearing, noticed, purrrrr, richard, running, sitting, started, summer, tuna, underside, yup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 09:00 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who's lost any fingers ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th May 2005 12:57 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

achs, amount, arm, bear, carrying, cry, cursed, damage, de-jointer, discovered, endings, finally, finger, fingers, glue, hands, hospital, learnt, lost, lot, morphine, nerve, nurses, pains, piece, realise, site, time, tomorrow, truthfully

Replies: 33
Views: 6,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 05:53 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
SAFETY

Shane Warne

Started by Baz, 12th July 2005 09:18 PM

arm, barry, bit, change, cheers, dared, expect, gently, grinned, mates, morning, overs, pair, panties, patch, perplexed, quit, shane, shanes, team, tendencies, trouble, unusual, walk, warne, warnes, wearing, whispered, womens, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:37 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Shed Lighting

Started by Simmering, 13th January 2005 12:22 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

12v, advantages, appropraite, arm, attractive, broken, bulb, comments, current, detector, earth, easily, experiences, flexible, fluros, hand, hurt, job, leakage, lighting, low, mount, play, reasons, safe, safety, shared, shed, view, voltage

Replies: 53
Views: 17,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2005 08:59 AM; by Iain

Forum:
LIGHTING

Huge increase in accuracy for only $14!

Started by journeyman Mick, 29th March 2005 11:55 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$14, accuracy, arm, arms, base, bought, cursor, fence, fishing, flies, flipstop, glass, glasses, granny, holding, huge, increase, magnified, magnifying, meaning, modified, mounted, read, rip, sits, stuck, swivelling, top, type, wear

Replies: 45
Views: 8,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 03:41 PM; by Stubchain

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Folding arm awning

Started by reevesy, 18th May 2005 06:48 PM

2.5m-3m, alternitavely, arm, attach, awning, built, cheaper, cheers, couple, designed, dimensions, extension, folding, foll/fold, guys, pergola, quotes, rain, range, reach, reevesy, shopping, span-4.6m, staggering, sun, sydney

Replies: 0
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2005 06:48 PM; by reevesy

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

kiwi male?

Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM

arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 09:49 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Two jokes

Started by Harry72, 28th February 2005 10:26 PM

ago, arm, attached, birthday, black, body, built, condom, crackers, dating, daughter, efficient, fellow, finger, hair, hand, head, husband, jokes, lost, mourning, night, panties, patient, recovered, replies, sherry, suit, surgeon, surgeons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 10:26 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

The Shelf that Rearranged a Workshop

Started by Groggy, 11th February 2005 04:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adjust, alert, arm, compressor, cuts, day, field, hand, head, hour, inside, laughing, level, measure, move, moved, notice, rearranged, red, sheet, shelf, shop, sliding, swmbo, swmboette, table, thankfully, timber, wall, workshop

Replies: 16
Views: 3,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2005 10:38 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
JOKES

Too many women

Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:23 PM

answered, arm, check, coming, condition, dangerous, deal, doc, doctor, friday, girlfriend, guy, happened, home, monday, morning, myex-wife, nights, office, pills, pretty, return, returns, row, saturday, sleeping, sling, viagra, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 11:23 PM; by MarkV

Forum:
JOKES

Typical! (WARNING!!)

Started by Christopha, 24th September 2004 06:23 PM

arm, assistant, bottle, called, cherylyn, counter, david, fink, french, girls, innit, jones, ladies, moi, offers, perfume, pick, port, power, sample, shazza, smell, sniff, stage, store, takes, typical, viens, walk, warning

Replies: 4
Views: 2,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 09:05 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Tommy Cooper one liners

Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM

arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 03:43 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Im searching for a shellac mop

Started by The Girly, 27th August 2004 05:38 PM

arm, bear, body, bother, cost, forward, geelong, hair, leg, melbourne, mop, no.18, purchase, reply, searching, shellac, skunk, squirrel, type, upto

Replies: 7
Views: 2,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 10:31 AM; by Termite

Forum:
FINISHING

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 26 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 26th June 2004 09:55 PM

arm, board, evening, friends, june, leave, putting, quiz, radial, respectfully, running, safety, sake, table, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2004 09:48 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

one for the missus

Started by Zed, 11th June 2004 09:38 AM

addressed, arm, attending, communication, confident, declare, essential, favourite, feeling, flower, gentlemen, gently, husbands, instance, instructor, leaned, listened, marriage, mary, missus, self-raising, seminar, tom, touched, whispered, wife, wifes, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2004 09:38 AM; by Zed

Forum:
JOKES

Who's going to the Sydney WWW Show?

Started by silentC, 29th April 2004 05:00 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arm, arrange, beer, buy, competition, convince, dark, day/s, expect, experience, glasses, heap, meet, names, people, planning, pleasant, rules, shame, sort, sydney, table, wear, wongo, wood, wrestle, www

Replies: 33
Views: 8,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2004 02:45 PM; by craigb

Forum:
EVENTS

The Mistress

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:42 PM

arm, barbados, beautiful, club, decision, dinner, friend, garage, husband, infinity, jim, kiss, lexus, mistress, mouthed, mutual, paris, prettier, replies, restaurant, shopping, summers, table, trips, tuscany, walks, wife, winters, woman, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:42 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 19th January 2004 08:53 PM

arm, bartender, beauty, belfast, breast, defended, fight, hand, happened, hed, irish, jamie, joke, lickin, limp, murphy, nose, oconner, oconners, paddy, pub, run, sean, shovel, sling, terrible, train, useless, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2004 08:53 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

The Marathon

Started by silentC, 15th December 2003 04:28 PM

arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2003 04:28 PM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Staining MDF ??????

Started by coggy, 9th November 2003 07:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arm, basically, box, brands, cat, chair, chairs, dark, friend, front, future, hold, job, marks, mdf, method, recomend, ripping, scratch, scratches, set-ee, shaped, stain, staining, stop, top, tuff, varnish, varnishing, wooden

Replies: 26
Views: 13,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2003 03:37 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

Communication

Started by caterer, 22nd August 2003 04:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2003 04:17 PM; by caterer

Forum:
JOKES

Hardest paint finish on MDF

Started by rlaxton, 5th June 2003 11:10 AM

2400, 3060, 32mm, 3900mm, 800, 800mm, advance, advice, arm, benchtop, built, desk, dimensions, durable, finish, guessing, hardest, left, mdf, melamine, office, paint, provide, richard, runs, shape, study, suitably, top, veneer

Replies: 9
Views: 5,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2003 11:42 PM; by lnt9000

Forum:
FINISHING

Saddam lives

Started by q9, 13th April 2003 08:38 PM

alive, arm, bad, bombing, called, defence, emergency, iraqi, jobs, lives, lookalikes, lost, meeting, minister, news, palace, saddam, saddams, targetting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2003 08:38 PM; by q9

Forum:
JOKES

Cutting board materials

Started by echnidna, 21st February 2003 05:15 PM

alternative, arm, australia, board, boards, bob, closed, considered, corian, costs, crossgrain, cutting, dishwasher, due, impregnate, knocked, leg, market, material, materials, mdf, product, proof, prototype, protusions, questions, shape, suitable, thomas, timber

Replies: 3
Views: 2,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2003 05:03 PM; by q9

Forum:
FINISHING

Lawyer 2

Started by Kev Y., 23rd September 2002 06:44 AM

accident, alighting, appears, arm, attention, bemoaning, car, cried, finally, hand, hear, injuy, lawyer, medical, missing, noticing, police, porche, prominent, robert, rolex, scene, seek, soft, suffered, suggested, swipee, underbelly, white, wreck

Replies: 2
Views: 1,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2002 08:16 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Ballerina

Started by Richard Casey, 20th April 2002 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 09:54 PM; by Richard Casey

Forum:
JOKES

lawyer joke

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM

absolute, arm, bloody, disgust, finally, finishes, focused, head, hell, hit, horror, joke, lawyer, lawyers, life, lot, materialistic, policeman, porsche, possessions, rant, realise, replies, rolex, screams, shakes, snaps, time, torn, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Don't know what to call this

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:51 PM

arm, attention, bull, dawn, device, easily, finding, furniture, ground, happy, legs, listen, loves, marriage, morning, pay, phoneless, pit, plant, pull, quit, shin, silent, sleep, spouse, strict, talk, valuable, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2001 08:51 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Dog lovers unite.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd July 2001 08:45 PM

apply, arm, beer, call, cat, cradle, dog, drink, drinking, firmly, force, front, hand, head, hold, holding, left, lovers, mouth, paws, pill, push, rear, retrieve, ruler, shop, spouse, throat, unite, wrap

Replies: 1
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 08:55 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

If you think you're havin' a bad day

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 10:36 PM

ambulance, arm, bad, cheers, damage, day, fire, forest, forest.the, found, havin, home, husband, looked, lying, minute, motorcycle, paramedics, patio, pay, phone, protesters, ran, released, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, toilet, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 07:02 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

sniffer dog

Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM

aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 11:23 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKER AND HIS HELPER

Started by ken yates, 8th April 2001 02:39 PM

anvil, arm, bucket, carry, chicken, chickens, clerk, directions, duck, ground, hand, hardware, hell, helper, hold, lady, left, material, meets, molest, project, set, starts, store, supposed, takes, tells, thatll, thinking, woodworker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2001 02:39 PM; by ken yates

Forum:
JOKES

Adam & God (another sexist joke)

Started by Gino, 6th April 2001 08:52 AM

adam, admit, arm, care, clothing, companion, cook, cost, disagreement, discover, food, freely, gather, god, headache, history, joke, leg, love, nag, passion, replied, rest, rib, sexist, shell, talk, wash, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2001 08:52 AM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Wooden Heart

Started by Rod Waddington, 17th August 2000 03:51 PM

$49.99, amazing, arm, aroused, babies, cot, deep, disbelief, display, doubt, emotions, eyes, found, glistening, heart, husband, mixture, night, penny, replied, scepticism, silently, slipped, standing, stood, touched, unusual, watched, wife, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2000 03:51 PM; by Rod Waddington

Forum:
JOKES

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Celibacy

Random Orbit Sander Vibration?

The 2005/06 Windies Cricket Thread

I got fur all over my arm

Who's lost any fingers ?

Shane Warne

Shed Lighting

Huge increase in accuracy for only $14!

Folding arm awning

kiwi male?

Two jokes

The Shelf that Rearranged a Workshop

Too many women

Typical! (WARNING!!)

Tommy Cooper one liners

Im searching for a shellac mop

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 26 June 04

one for the missus

Who's going to the Sydney WWW Show?

The Mistress

Irish Joke

The Marathon

Staining MDF ??????

Communication

Hardest paint finish on MDF

Saddam lives

Cutting board materials

Lawyer 2

Ballerina

lawyer joke

Don't know what to call this

Dog lovers unite.

If you think you're havin' a bad day

sniffer dog

WOODWORKER AND HIS HELPER

Adam & God (another sexist joke)

Wooden Heart