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dangerous situation, what would you do?

Started by doug the slug, 30th June 2006 11:44 AM

answer, car, childrens, constant, dangerous, driving, engine, fire, flying, front, ground, helicopter, highly, horse, left, level, merry-go-round, overtake, pink, pissed, safely, scenario, scroll, situation, size, speed, traveling, valley

Replies: 3
Views: 1,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 04:24 PM; by Stuart

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Horse Victim, Before and After

Started by Grunt, 27th June 2006 09:11 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, care, chris, condition, hard, horse, january, love, months, pretty, result, taj, victim, wife

Replies: 32
Views: 3,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2006 09:25 PM; by scooter

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Hey.... Why isn't my Avatar moving??

Started by Hardenfast, 26th June 2006 07:55 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2006 01:27 PM; by outback

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Going to the footy on Monday

Started by scooter, 10th June 2006 10:17 PM

bit, boiling, bride, bung, cheers, chilly, clothes, coats, dogs, drinks, food, footy, forward, guess, horse, hot, monday, pack, pies, ponchos, reckon, scarves, sean, sort, taking, thermos, train, tucker, water, wholl

Replies: 6
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 10:41 PM; by ele__13

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Silent and Odourless

Started by Five Thumbs, 18th February 2006 10:49 PM

brewery, chiffonier, dear, difficulties, embarrassing, eyebrows, farting, farts, fat, fixed, fox-hounds, habit, hearing, horse, lady, lot, lpp-s, mainwaring, noise, odourless, penelope, raises, sends, silent, sinuses, socially, start, tablets, week, whimpering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 12:28 PM; by Iain

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Sauce on the side of the road.

Started by ozwinner, 19th February 2006 05:16 PM

ahead, car, cruiser, dead, eek, falcon, flung, girl, guts, horse, idiot, land, lights, load, loaded, magna, nature, power, presumeably, range, road, rover, sauce, slowed, strip, towing, trailer, truck, weights, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 1,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 09:22 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Australia Day

Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 07:42 AM

adelaide, australia, beds, bloody, capital, country, day, god, grand, horse, live, mate, mention, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, queensland, read, realm, rest, shoot, shooting, smiles, south, territory, victoria, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:42 AM; by bennylaird

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Horse Victim

Started by Grunt, 7th January 2006 05:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

entered, horse, ranks, victim, victimhood

Replies: 32
Views: 3,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2006 04:56 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Snowfight

Started by Iain, 10th December 2005 11:48 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2005 12:04 PM; by Termite

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Gel Stain

Started by Pete Vivian, 5th November 2005 04:07 AM

advance, advice, aiming, answer, beauty, blighty, brown, chestnut, colour, colours, colron, deep, disguise, effect, gel, grades, horse, mahogany, norm, noticeable, paint, pale, pete, red, ronseals, sample, spirit, stain, test, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2005 04:07 AM; by Pete Vivian

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FINISHING

Single Room Unit verses Ducted Air Conditioning

Started by rod1949, 17th October 2005 04:11 PM

1lt, 5lt, air, cars, comparing, conditioning, control, ducted, efficiency, efficient, energy/consumption, engine, experiences, giving, horse, horsepower, house, motor, powered, question, room, room/s, running, saving, single, unit, vent, verses, where-as, whilst

Replies: 6
Views: 4,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:41 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hi Ho Silver

Started by Bluegum, 4th October 2005 01:12 PM

agrees, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, days, ear, ears, enters, evening, grabs, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, plains, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 05:57 PM; by Twodogs

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Slight misunderstanding there

Started by Breslauer, 3rd August 2005 07:30 AM

ahead, bar, beef, bread, bred, cowboy, cowboys, dog, fed, heat, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, misunderstanding, mornin, out;, policedog, policeman, redneck, riding, sex, shade, slight, tied, town, tree, understand, understand;, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 10:55 PM; by ozwinner

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Luck.

Started by Iain, 20th February 2005 08:12 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 05:04 PM; by Harry72

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Australia Day - A Bit Late but worth a read

Started by barnsey, 29th January 2005 10:11 AM

adelaide, australia, bit, capital, country, day, grand, happy, horse, late, live, mate, nation, national, people, proud, queen, queens, read, realm, rest, shoot, shooting, smiles, south, sports, territory, united, world, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 2,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 12:20 PM; by barnsey

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Trailer Brakes

Started by Iain, 31st December 2004 07:28 AM

appears, applied, bought, brake, brakes, considerably, controller, day, electric, fitted, float, hayman, horse, light, manual, noticed, operating, overide, overides, quirks, reece, tow, trailer, vehicle, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2005 08:36 AM; by Iain

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Perth Cup - A christmassy/new year story

Started by Pete J, 23rd December 2004 05:14 PM

bottle, bubbly, christmas, christmassy or new, coming, complaint, cup, field, front, guide, hampered, head, horse, immediately, jockey, line, managed, merry, perth, pudding, race, run, skill, stewards, story, struck, succeeded, unsurprisingly, upheld, year

Replies: 2
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:03 AM; by echnidna

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Origins of lip balm.........

Started by Iain, 22nd December 2004 08:48 AM

aimed, balm, chapped, cowboy, cures, day, doors, dropped, dry, dusty, front, hold, horse, horse’s, howdy, lickin’, lip, lips, mister, nope, origins, powerful, reckon, saloon, sheriff, stepped, swinging, tail, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 08:34 PM; by Iain

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blonde joke No.4,657

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:35 PM

657, attempts, barry, blonde, boy, entangled, finally, foot, fortune, frail, giving, grip, ground, head, hooves, horse, horses, joke, kmart, leap, mercy, moments, no4, pounding, safety, stirrup, throw, trolley, unconsciousness, unplugs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2004 04:24 PM; by Baz

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Riding a dead horse

Started by DaveInOz, 18th June 2004 02:23 PM

bottom, contractors, contributes, dead, expected, funding, harnessing, hiring, horse, horses, included, increase, line, living-impaired, lower, lowering, overhead, performance, position, promoting, providing, reclassifying, requirements, rewriting, ride, riders, riding, speed, standards, study

Replies: 3
Views: 2,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2004 03:51 PM; by Bunyip

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Finishing MDF Veneer

Started by Iain, 7th February 2004 07:40 PM

apply, bible, cabots, cupboard, finish, finishing, horse, human, kitchen, mdf, neil, neils, note, oak, paddocks, poo, provide, reference, shellac, stain, stain/varnish, tall, tas, themselvesd, urine, varnish, veneer, veneered, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 07:40 PM; by Iain

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FINISHING

Redneck cowboy

Started by multinut, 31st December 2003 09:34 AM

ahead, answers;, bar, beef, beer, blistering, bread, bred, cold, cowboy, dog, finally, head, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, morning, police-dog, policeman, redneck, says;, sex, shade, shakes, tied, ties, town, tree, understand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2003 05:58 PM; by Tonyz

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old age

Started by Christopha, 14th November 2003 10:25 PM

700am, 800am, age, complaints, cow, craps, doc, geezer, horse, howdy, morning, oldtimer, pee, replies, sprightly, til, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2003 08:07 PM; by sean@oz

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Escape

Started by Dennis Millard, 24th September 2003 10:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2003 10:47 PM; by Dennis Millard

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Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

Started by Driver, 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM

apaches, camp, comments, ear, fire, geronimo, ground, head, horse, hour, insulting, kemo, leans, leave, lone, mask, nods, odd, passing, ranger, request”, sabay, silver, suddenly, talk, trots, whinnies, whispers, whistles, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM; by Driver

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Horse Mechanic

Started by silentC, 4th September 2003 12:15 PM

advice, amazing, bar, bartender, bit, car, cars, country, drink, drive, follow, head, horse, ignition, looked, mate, mechanic, mumble, pub, replies, road, scotch, shocked, stiff, talking, told, town, walked, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:15 PM; by silentC

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The difference between men and women (long)

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th August 2003 10:59 PM

angry, blame, car, care, cold, day, deeply, difference, feel, finally, fool, friend, horse, intimacy, knight, level, lisa, long, means, men, mike, months, pause, person, shifting, thinking, time, warranty, weather, women

Replies: 5
Views: 3,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2003 05:58 PM; by Theva

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Stripping Polyurethane query

Started by AlexS, 10th August 2003 11:40 PM

abrasive, brittle, clog, cracking, finish, flaking, horse, original, polyurethane, possibly, query, quickly, reckon, restoring, rocking, stripping, suggestions, thick, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2003 11:40 PM; by AlexS

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FINISHING

Proud to be Australian

Started by craigb, 13th May 2003 10:16 AM

adelaide, australia, australian, bloody, capital, country, document, god, grand, horse, land, live, mate, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, queensland, read, rest, smiles, south, sydney, territory, united, victoria, votes, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2003 10:16 AM; by craigb

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three surgeons.

Started by Gino, 2nd February 2003 10:45 PM

100, ago, alcohol, arguing, ass, attended, cocaine, cowboy, england, fingers, freight, gallon, hat, head-on, horse, horses, hour, miles, pianist, president, queen, reattached, recital, rode, santa, surgeons, ten, train, traveling, united

Replies: 5
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2003 06:29 PM; by fxst

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Hints on moving house

Started by Iain, 6th November 2002 11:28 AM

advice, discoveries, effect, finished, float, front, furniture, head, helps, hints, hooked, horse, horses, house, lavender, mattress, move, moved, moving, neagte, offer, pillow, pooter, rear, share, transport, unavoidable, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2002 11:28 AM; by Iain

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HINTS & TIPS

The Lone Ranger in Despair

Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:30 PM

blond, brought, chief, despair, enters, evening, eye, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, returns, silver, speak, spends, square, tent, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2002 12:40 AM; by Gino

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The Lone Ranger

Started by ken yates, 16th March 2002 02:08 PM

>bar, >silver, >this, bar, breeze, circles, claims, cowboy, drink, eye, feel, finish, horse, injun, kemosabe, left, lone, love, minutes, nothin, ranger, running, silver, start, time, tonto, wait, walked, white, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2002 02:08 PM; by ken yates

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old photos

Started by ubeaut, 7th February 2002 02:01 AM

2002.], blending, body, completely, edited, eyes, finish, fitted, gloss, horse, insides, job, mane, mouth, nostrels, painted, photos, pretty, rare, red, restoration, saddle, sell, sprayed, tail, teeth, totally, ubeaut, wet, white

Replies: 3
Views: 2,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2002 12:50 AM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Quick saw horse

Started by Iain, 5th June 2001 09:07 AM

bunnings, couple, extra, half, hambly, horse, hout, notice, quick, saddle, sawhorse, stands, takes, time

Replies: 1
Views: 5,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2001 05:16 PM; by JackoH

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HINTS & TIPS

Horthers

Started by Iain, 16th May 2001 01:43 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2001 05:28 PM; by Gino

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This is not a joke

Started by Gino, 30th March 2001 04:54 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2001 04:36 PM; by Gino

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black horse

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:07 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, driving, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:07 PM; by Gino

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Dick on horseback

Started by John Saxton, 6th December 2000 06:47 PM

,well, ,yeah, .did, bike, bring, cop, dick, horse, horseback, humouring, johnnie, nice, rides, safety, santa, sitting, takes, there.did, ticket, top, traffic, underneath, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2000 06:47 PM; by John Saxton

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Dead horse walking

Started by Hartley, 13th November 2000 09:48 AM

>and, >declare, >performance, >provide, >to, additional, and/or, article, carlton, contributes, dead, funding, horse, horses, increase, jim, journal, line, performance, ride, riders, speed, street, substantially, therfore, training, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2000 09:48 AM; by Hartley

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Melbourne Cup

Started by Iain, 7th November 2000 09:26 AM

cup, darts, difference, draughthorse, frey, horse, melbourne, race

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2000 09:26 AM; by Iain

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Horse and chicken

Started by hook, 25th October 2000 09:02 PM

bmw, body, chicken, chicks, cries, day, deep, farmer, friend, ground, hole, horse, hung, jumped, legs, life, pick, quick, quicksand, rope, safety, saved, scene, sight, sounds, stepped, stopped, terrible, thingy, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2000 09:02 PM; by hook

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The Army (2)

Started by Iain, 17th September 2000 03:42 PM

answer, army, arrives, broad, called, chap, conscientous, date, desk, duty, equestrian, grounds, horse, lady, mess, national, objector, officer, pass, perform, prove, quaker, reason, replies, sergeant, service, talk, thee, usa, velocopede

Replies: 2
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2000 12:21 AM; by ubeaut

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Clean one

Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 1
Views: 2,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2000 10:19 PM; by kev

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JOKES

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