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Rule of thumb

Started by Wood Worm, 16th March 2009 09:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

applies, chisel, class, father, firmly, frequently, gouge, hammer, hand, handle, held, hit, hitting, holding, kid, knocked, miss, overcautious, palm, past, rule, student, taught, thumb, toll, tool, tools, wrap, wrapped, wrong

Replies: 15
Views: 4,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 08:51 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
SAFETY

School Theatre

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2009 08:59 PM

acting, announced, appointment, billy, billys, day, dental, enthusiastically, father, giving, hed, knowing, married, picked, play, roles, school, son, speaking, theatre, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 08:59 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Long weekend job

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd March 2009 11:20 PM

2.7m, 9am, activity, add, boards, couple, destroyed, father, finished, fwiw, hardi, job, law, monday, paint, plank, pull, read, renovateforum.com, replacing, saturday, scaffolding, sunday, swinging, taking, thread, we&feat=email#, weatherboards, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2009 11:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Handyman charges

Started by ubeaut, 19th March 2009 07:20 PM

$40.00, base, brush, builder, business, charge, charges, cheers, chisel, father, grew, hand, handyman, hour, investment, ladder, nsw, paint, people, quotes/charges, read, reasonable, renovateforum.com, started, thread, tony, tools, transport

Replies: 0
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2009 07:20 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Little Johnny's worried...

Started by Woodwould, 19th March 2009 02:51 PM

auction, bid, buy, buying, chest, dad, father, guy, hands, healthy, horse, horses, johnny, johnnys, legs, minutes, moved, mum, replied, rump, running, shape, telstra, watched, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2009 02:51 PM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Lateral thinking/ I got it wrong as usual.

Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 08:33 PM

bag, black, daughter, debt, farmer, farmers, father, fathers, field, forgiven, girl, lateral, lender, logical, marry, money, pebble, pebbles, people, pick, picked, save, standing, thinking, thinking or, told, usual, village, white, wrong

Replies: 12
Views: 2,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 06:37 AM; by underfoot

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

The Chemist

Started by mickelmaster, 24th February 2009 06:06 PM

boy, boys, buy, chemist, condoms, dinner, father, finally, girl, grace, leans, meal, meet, message, minute, minutes, mother, night, parents, past, praying, religous, replies, set, sex, stops, table, teenage, ten, text

Replies: 1
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 10:49 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Dog walking.

Started by bullfright, 13th February 2009 02:02 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, gas, gasoline, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 02:02 PM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

Hi from Townsville

Started by Spanner69, 3rd February 2009 10:39 PM

bucket, bunnings, cheers, chisels, contacts, father, forwards, found, freins, gday, ilk, interestng, learning, loads, passion, repair], similar, slight, spanner, spoons, strange, tools, townsville, wannabe, weird, wifes, wooden, woodworker, worn, [need

Replies: 8
Views: 2,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2009 08:21 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'Day everyone

Started by wraybjoern, 25th January 2009 05:12 PM

2tsup, absence, australia, boatbuilding, boats, building, canada, cuz, dreamed, father, finally, gday, hands, hobby, love, lucky, people, port, school, spare, start, starting, time, townsend, usa, visit, wood, wooden, woodturning, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 1,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2009 11:59 PM; by billrule

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Smart Boy

Started by Breslauer, 22nd January 2009 03:35 AM

arrives, blue, boy, calls, cowboy, dad, dog, drive, father, grim, home, journal, kicked, left, money, morning, program, read, reading, recliner, send, smart, son, street, talk, talking, teach, wall, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2009 11:37 PM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Two Little Boys

Started by wheelinround, 3rd January 2009 09:32 AM

alleys, anger, baptizing, boy, boys, brother, church, earth, father, filled, hardy, hole, hole-he-goes, kitchen, mother, mummy, panic, playing, potholes, puddle, rainstorm, recovered, runs, shook, son, streets, watched, water, window, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 01:57 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Few jokes about criminals

Started by Shrek3, 7th December 2008 11:40 PM

$50, arresting, bank, cake, convicts, cover, criminals, dad, day, father, file, fred, girlfriend, honor, hunger, jokes, judge, listen, manhole, pity, record-player, replied, robber, school, son, strike, tomorrow, trip, visiting, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 11:40 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Tricks Of The Trade

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd November 2008 03:20 PM

0.1414, 2.4, army, bloke, chilean, diagnol, father, grid, land, learnt, length, mark, measurement, meters, mines, multiply, picked, post, read, renovateforum.com, squared, thread, trada, trade, trick, tricks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2008 03:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

House Reno Proposal

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

bathroom, cielings, father, friend, house, kicking, kitchen, law, mess, moment, mould, move, owned, painitng, property, proposal, reno, renting, situation, son, tenants, throught, tricky, walls, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

concrete slab

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

blue, boxwork, cheapest, coming, concrete, father, fill, house, inlaw, level, metal, reo, retaining, site, slab, thick, thickness, type, vehicles, wallsmall, weekend, wondered, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
CONCRETING

Electrical - Why Some Are Reluctant To Give Advice

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

advice, celebration, crematorium, don’t, dvd, earls, electrical, electrocuted, family, father, friends, funeral, halesowen, happiness, knowledge, life, matched, patrick, played, player, reluctant, sad, school, service, son, songs, tribute, wear, “patrick, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

I'm throwing in the towel

Started by missionaryman, 7th November 2008 08:14 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, boards, buy, buying, carbatec, chopping, crash, ebay, economy, father, frsutrating, global, hand, machined, money, scms, spend, started, tablesaw, throwing, time, toddlers, tools, towel, week, wiser, wood, woodwork, workbench, workshop

Replies: 31
Views: 6,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 11:16 PM; by missionaryman

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Hi from the dark side

Started by spoinky, 4th November 2008 01:08 PM

105, age, cobler, continued, dark, father, fortunate, grandfather, handskills, handtools, happened, inheret, jeweller, keen, live, mechanisation, melbourne, passion, preference, primary, projects, relevant, school, seumas, time, tools, traditional, type, wood, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2008 11:17 PM; by NCArcher

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello

Started by Den, 27th October 2008 10:12 AM

build, building, cheers, curve, den, enjoyed, experience, fast, father, forward, furniture, hope, hours, late, learned, learning, newbie, outdoor, perth, priceless, school, setting, shorten, skills, sweeet, sydney, wood, woodworking, words, wrc

Replies: 7
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2008 03:22 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

One hundred years!

Started by Papa, 28th October 2008 07:36 PM

building, celebrated, church, doors, family, father, grand, hundred, inside, notice, picture, sashes, short, special, sunday, tools, trim, window, years

Replies: 5
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 03:11 PM; by Papa

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mike and his pregnant wife

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2008 08:38 PM

attracting, baby, beautiful, begins, child, cuts, daughter, delivers, doctor, electricity, father, finish, hold, holds, inspection, interrupts, lantern, light, mike, mikes, minute, night, praised, pregnant, proud, running, set, wait, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 04:42 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Ain't Love Grand

Started by Barry_White, 15th October 2008 06:51 PM

daddys, father, fortune, girl, grand, honey, hubby, husband, lady, lap, left, love, married, matter, mom, mum, newly, picture, pretty, replied, seat, sexy, sitting, son, sweetly, troubles, warning, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 2
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 11:12 PM; by Papa

Forum:
JOKES

the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Christmas Reunion

Started by malb, 2nd October 2008 09:35 PM

brother, calling, calls, care, christmas, coming, dad, day, divorced, divorcing;, father, forty-five, hangs, hear, immediately, london, misery, mother, paying, phone, reunion, scotland, screams, sick, single, sister, son, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 09:55 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Kids are quick

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2008 10:02 AM

admitted, alphabet, america, chopped, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, george, glen, glenn, harold, john, kids, letter, louie, maria, millie, ninth, people, quick, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, washington, winnie, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2008 08:02 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Speedy

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:35 AM

345, 500, allan, arrow, barry, boys, bragging, bullet, department, fast, fastest, father, fathers, fire, govt, gun, head, home, hunter, listens, run, runs, schoolyard, shakes, shoot, speed, speedy, start, stops, wheelinround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 10:34 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Wheelin confesses

Started by munruben, 4th September 2008 01:06 PM

accept, chicken, confesses, confession, father, home, offer, pet, priest, priestthen, refuses, sin, son, stole, stolen, wheelin, wheelinround

Replies: 3
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2008 09:12 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Gi'day..

Started by Tim V, 23rd August 2008 12:51 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 11:47 AM; by Tim V

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Getting a hair dryer through customs

Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM

afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:05 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

What My Mother Taught Me

Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2008 05:20 PM

acting, anticipation, behavior, brought, children, circle, crossing, eat, envy, exaggerate, eyes, father, fortunate, home, life, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, parents, receiving, science, shut, stop, taught, told, wait, wonderful, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2008 10:31 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Pine panelling....can it be modernised without removing it?

Started by hobbyist, 13th July 2005 01:38 AM

appreciated, bit, ceiling, competition, corbels, corner, diagonal, disagrees, father, feature, feels, helpful, home, homely, lift, magazine, modernised, panelling, panellingcan, pine, posts, removing, sale, shelving, style, thoughts/suggestions, time, traditional, walls, won

Replies: 9
Views: 3,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:01 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
FINISHING

asbestos

Started by Gags_17, 24th September 2007 11:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allright, asbestos, aspestos, cement, checked, croook, dusty, father, google, grand, guys, hardiflex, heaps, hey, hmmm, inhale, james, job, laundary, protect, pulling, real, relation, renovating, sheeting, strife, tile, wondeing, wondering, yaself

Replies: 24
Views: 7,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 09:48 PM; by FlynnGarden

Forum:
SAFETY

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:19 PM

anniversaries, car, caring, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, lowering, men, night, pauses, remember, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wipes, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 01:17 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

Forum:
JOKES

Irish logic

Started by wheelinround, 5th May 2008 04:34 PM

aye, care, couple, day, dead, father, front, irish, jackass, jones, kin, lads, lawn, logic, lying, matter, moment, notify, obliged, omalley, people, replied, send, sergeant, smirk, texas, tis, true, wit, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:38 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Little Jimmy (Little Allan's Mate)

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th April 2008 09:09 AM

allan, allans, attended, buy, buying, chest, dad, father, hands, healthy, horse, horses, jimmy, legs, mate, minutes, moved, mum, postman, replied, rump, running, sales, shape, wallan, watched, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Does turning off the fridge damage it?

Started by jmk89, 27th April 2008 08:20 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affect, cycles, cycling, damage, door, energy, experiences, father, fridge, garage, google, heard, knowledge, learned, leave, loss, people, power, properly, quick, refrigerator, saving, switch, switching, swmbo, turning

Replies: 20
Views: 6,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 06:01 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
KITCHENS

Dad will help??

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2008 12:31 PM

answers, beautiful, children, concentrate, continues, conversation, dad, deserves, engagement, father, fiance, god, honey, idealist, insist, job, mother, news, plans, provide, questions, replies, ring, scholar, sir, studies, support, time, torah, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 12:31 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Shellac V's BeesWax

Started by adammc, 19th April 2008 09:28 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, apply, baby, backyard, beehives, beeswax, chemicals, cons, create, eco, enviro, father, figured, finish, folks, heard, law, mix, natural, oil, production, pros, rub, safe, shellac, talk, toxic, toys, unsure, wooden

Replies: 16
Views: 8,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 10:19 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
FINISHING

candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Marriage

Started by prozac, 18th April 2008 04:08 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:15 PM; by madrat

Forum:
JOKES

marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
JOKES

Five easy cryptic words.

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:01 PM

class, cryptic, deal, dye, easy, father, figures, filtering, heard, hoodwink, hope, ink, letter, ordinary, organ, popularity, redistributes, root, scissors, seamen, tip, vegetables, word, words

Replies: 11
Views: 3,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:27 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

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