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  1. #1
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    Default Little Jimmy (Little Allan's Mate)

    Little Jimmy attended the Wallan horse sales with
    his father. He watched while his father moved from
    horse to horse, running his hands up and down each
    horse's legs, rump and chest.

    After a few minutes, Jimmy asked, "Dad, why are
    you doing that?"

    His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses
    I have to make sure they are healthy and in good
    shape before I buy."

    Jimmy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the
    postman wants to buy Mum."

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    Nice one Barry
    Cheers Fred



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    I know they measure a horse's height
    in hands .... but when I started as a
    postman in 1955 I never got to count
    the height of any Mums.

    Allan

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