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Menopausal women at the shopping mall

Started by Grumpy John, 12th November 2009 08:02 PM

emailed, mall, menopausal, menopausel, shopping, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 01:46 AM; by artme

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Good news for grumpy old men!

Started by snowyskiesau, 3rd November 2009 01:59 PM

apparently, feel, forgetful, good, grumpy, grumpy/sad, gullible, improving, lot, makes, memory, men, news, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2009 07:16 PM; by Master Splinter

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Mariied women and single women weight difference

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:58 PM

bed, difference, fridge, heavier, home, mariied, married, single, weight, women

Replies: 1
Views: 2,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:46 PM; by bluegum30

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Wooooo!

Started by Woodwould, 7th October 2009 10:10 AM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, fine, found, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, local, looked, newspaper, ran, read, red, size, thinking, tore, waiting, women, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2009 11:41 AM; by Woodwould

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Best finishing product for a Western Red Cedar shed

Started by Walkingabout, 30th August 2009 09:07 PM

3.5m, appreciated, built, cedar, cetol, colour, contender, craftsmen, deepen, filter, finish, finishing, greatly, hoping, information, learned, light, looked, product, professionally, recommend, red, redden, shed, sikkens, timber, transparent, website, western, women

Replies: 2
Views: 3,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 09:30 PM; by Offcuts

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FINISHING

Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

calling, collar, company, dirty, dog, dogs, eating, enjoy, farts, gladly, join, keeping, late, lemon, mad, men, mind, night, pee, pervert, prefer, ride, smells, studded, tire, toilet, tree, ute, voice, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

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Proof that some women are born this way

Started by watson, 17th June 2009 10:28 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 05:26 PM; by Ozkaban

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Robot barman

Started by wheelinround, 12th June 2009 04:30 PM

bar, barman, decides, drink, err, gonna, heads, holdens, immediately, impressed, kevin, league, leaves, mac, nicky, perfectly, prepared, racing, real, replies, robot, serves, slowly, starts, talking, test, time, vote, watson, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:34 PM; by Ozkaban

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Important Health Advice for Women

Started by Woodwould, 4th June 2009 11:20 AM

advice, blanc, consumption, control, dancing, dehydration, desire, dry, effects, erotic, grandeur, headache, health, important, incarceration, living, loss, lustfulness, motor, mouth, nausea, nursing, pregnant, sauvignon, shyness, sing, table, virginity, vomiting, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2009 12:59 PM; by Woodwould

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A Tale of Two Brains

Started by Barry_White, 1st June 2009 03:33 PM

brains, difference, tale, understand, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 03:51 PM; by rotten_66

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G'Day From Leicester, UK!

Started by Staichey, 27th May 2009 12:10 AM

1st, 2nd, 2tsup, bikes, build, carpenter, carpentry, cars, couple, existing, fine, firstly, fix, forum, found, gday, guitar, guys, ideas, leicester, line, love, luthier, male, music, projects, roofing, steve, stress, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 05:26 AM; by Ad de Crom

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

brain's for women

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 11:14 AM

advised, brain, costs, difference, disease, doctor, forty, gasped, kidding, lawyer, life, marry, months, one-pound, outrageous, patient, pound, rare, reasonable, replied, results, short, surgeons, times, told, transplant, type, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 11:55 AM; by AUSSIE

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If Men got pregnant...

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2009 01:37 PM

1000, bags, bed, briefcases, clothes, commitment, cream, dates, diaper, entire, entrees, fashion, home, ice, include, line, main, men, paternity, pickles, pregnancy, pregnant, restaurants, rule, sons, stay, suits, talk, women, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:25 PM; by joe greiner

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ANZAC DAY is 25th April - God bless our Servicemen and women.

Started by wheelinround, 25th April 2009 11:08 AM

25th, anzac, april, bless, borne, burdens, calm, day, deserve, fear, fears, forgive, forward, god, heavens, judgment, lord, peacefully, people, servicemen, shook, soldier, step, streets, tears, times, unmanly, walk, wept, women

Replies: 3
Views: 2,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2009 08:08 PM; by derekh

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

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Unsung bush fire heroes

Started by Waldo, 22nd February 2009 10:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, blood, brava, bush, cfa, chance, cheers2, close, crews, fight, firefighter, fires, grandad, helping, herald, heroes, mfb, net, publicly, reading, rounds, shout, sun, sweat, tears, term, todays, type, unsung, women

Replies: 18
Views: 2,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 05:13 PM; by Gingermick

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Blonde

Started by bullfright, 26th February 2009 02:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 08:57 PM; by AUSSIE

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SWMBO comeback

Started by Gingermick, 23rd February 2009 08:59 PM

assist, bed, comeback, common, grandmother, kids, morning, promptly, replied, slept, sloth, stay, style, swmbo, toed, usual, wife, woke, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:12 PM; by Grumpy John

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Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

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Brain exchange

Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2009 06:35 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, brain, brains, contact, control, doctor, entire, exchange, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, news, price, pricing, procedure, question, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, unable, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

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Deeply profound thoughts by men

Started by Grumpy John, 5th February 2009 07:38 AM

beer, bob, continues, deeply, divorce, drinking, earl, fish, fishing, gonna, hard, men, months, profound, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, thoughtfully, thoughts, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 07:38 AM; by Grumpy John

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old farmer

Started by texx, 6th January 2009 02:59 PM

avocado, aware, bucket, built, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, swimming, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 03:57 PM; by ant75s

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rules men live by

Started by Gino, 3rd February 2001 12:16 PM

act, anniversaries, answer, bruce, choosing, dress, expect, flick, foreigners, guys, hear, hints, lee, left, live, makes, matter, men, months, pair, question, quiz, rules, shoes, simple, thinking, thirty, war, women, wrong

Replies: 14
Views: 4,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 08:52 AM; by Jim Carroll

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how lucky am i

Started by weisyboy, 6th December 2008 07:55 PM

basicly, bits, blokes, brother, chainsaws, comments, covered, dad, everyware, fishing, fixed, gear, god, half, junk, live, lucky, seams, sitting, started, stuff, tractor, use.2tsup, veranda, veranda/wokshop, visitors, wile, women, wood, workshop2tsup

Replies: 11
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2008 12:57 AM; by joe greiner

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Rules for a happy life.

Started by Papa, 16th November 2008 06:20 PM

bed, cleans, cooks, follow, happy, helps, home, job, laugh, lie, life, likes, rules, time, trust, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 10:44 PM; by joe greiner

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Girlie wisdom

Started by Grumpy John, 15th November 2008 09:31 AM

address, amazing, article, closet, consciousness, eat, eating, fire, forget, forgotten, girlie, hang, health, irritate, jogging, knickers, people, regain, rubbing, setting, shrinks, sizes, skinny, stress, symptoms, thighs, typical, understand, wisdom, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 09:31 AM; by Grumpy John

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Marriage quotes from famous

Started by Shrek3, 27th October 2008 08:21 PM

accounts, agreement, barr, bought, dangerfield, ear, experienced, famous, jewelry, marriage, married, met, miserable, mutual, pact, pain, pierced, prepared, quotes, reason, rita, rodney, roseanne, rudner, signed, suicide, twenty, watch, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2008 02:10 PM; by rsser

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Some good advice

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2008 09:04 AM

advice, baby.if, crap, enlarges, good, groceries, heart, home, house, life, love, meal.if, multiplies, multiply, receive, sh?t, shell, shes, smile, sperm, ton, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 09:04 AM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

mum meets the bride to be

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:32 PM

addition, amazing, beautiful, bride, bring, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, house, immediately, love, ma.guess, married, marry, meets, middle, mother, mum, red-head, replies, sits, tells, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:37 PM; by Calm

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A time to reflect

Started by fenderbelly, 17th October 2008 10:49 AM

chance, countries, died, enjoy, fitting, forum, fought, found, freedom, hurt, listen, lot, moving, picked, post, poster, posters, recent, reflect, represented, song, start, stop, submitted, thinking, time, tribute, typing, visit, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 08:50 PM; by rat52

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Guess what's going on in WA?

Started by kekemo, 16th February 2008 11:58 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air-conditioning, bbq, bbqs, bye, charge, comments, emial, envy, fired, fitted, game, green, guess, hope, kekemo, knowledge, lol, organized, pieces, practical, sandgropers, spa, togethers, top, trip, varnish, water, women, woodworkers, workshop

Replies: 38
Views: 6,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2008 03:36 PM; by Larry M

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I am confused and need some advice from the woodworking women

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th July 2008 10:57 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

advice, belgium, broken, btw, business, calls, card, causealga, chocolates, code, condition, confused, explain, google, happening, kilo, left, letter, letters, love, nurses, pain, phil, rehabilitation, sensitisation, station, wife, wifes, women, woodworking

Replies: 49
Views: 6,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:16 PM; by DavidG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Leather Gear

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd July 2008 11:56 AM

batman, black, bras, chatting, coffee, dinner, dreams, engaged, gear, home, husband, kids, leather, looked, love, lover, married, mask, mistress, mother, night, outfit, stay, surprised, thongs, wear, wearing, wild, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 06:14 PM; by fenderbelly

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Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:19 PM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2008 09:35 AM; by Ozkaban

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Too true

Started by Elbow, 20th June 2008 05:15 PM

allan, dangerous, deciding, faint, fine, hard, loud, meaning, means, minutes, mistake, pay, question, refer, response, result, run, sigh, statement, statements, thanking, times, true, woman, womans, women, womens, word, words, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 08:23 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Engarish Signs

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2008 04:33 PM

bangkok, bar, black, camping, cemetery, chambermaid, engarish, forbidden, forest, guests, hotel, invited, japan, job, ladies, leave, lobby, nairobi, office, purpose, requested, restaurant, road, rome, russian, sex, sign, signs, tokyo, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 10:32 PM; by joe greiner

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Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

beer, click, date, demo, drinking, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, females, form, home, male, men, offered, parties, rape, scam, sex, shrewd, sleep, support, term, unsuspecting, vague, video, warning, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

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Please don't tell a lie

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM

admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:49 PM; by Tomislav

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Perfect

Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 01:36 AM; by nev25

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Medical Breakthrough

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th May 2008 10:02 AM

benefit, blood, breakthrough, chicken, cocky, found, human, lay, medical, patients, receiving, scientists, transfusions, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 08:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Computer mouse for women.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 02:21 PM

aversion, based, carried, chelmsford, comfortable, designed, duck, feel, fits, found, hands, hillary, kent, lifestyle, mice, mouse, pcs, physical, psychological, reason, reported, research, scientists, standard, supposed, susan, type, water, woman, women

Replies: 9
Views: 2,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 05:43 PM; by tea lady

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embarrassed ventriloquist

Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM

accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:25 AM; by Calm

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It looks like there's hope after all

Started by joe greiner, 18th April 2008 06:06 AM

attractive, duke, funny, hope, joe, pictures, settle, single, smart, successful, whatsisname, wizard, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 06:06 AM; by joe greiner

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Twins

Started by munruben, 16th April 2008 10:40 PM

beautiful, bemused, brandy, brought, car, chance, cognac, coming, country, drink, drive, food, french, garlicky, gendarme, irate, jim, john, lovely, mademoiselles, paris, pint, prefer, replies, sandwiches, stand, twins, wine, wines, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 10:40 PM; by munruben

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I Saw 'Shout'

Started by Carry Pine, 12th April 2008 09:57 PM

alias, ate, carry, casino, chips, comment, effect, friends, front, guess, guy, half, hout, lyric, packets, pay, people, performance, pine, railing, resting, seat, shoes, shout, simply, stuff, taking, theatre, woman, women

Replies: 6
Views: 2,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 02:18 PM; by Carry Pine

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HAVE YOUR SAY

lost

Started by underfoot, 28th March 2008 03:59 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 03:59 PM; by underfoot

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Financial Planning

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th March 2008 08:04 AM

anonymous, business, card, days, decided, die, died, dollars, estate, family, father, financial, fortune, found, guy, home, impressed, inherit, living, million, mysterious, obtained, ordinary, planning, sickly, single, stepmother, woman, women, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 11:47 PM; by wayfarer

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Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

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Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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Greek v. Italian

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:16 PM

advanced, birth, built, coliseum, culture, day, discussing, discussion, empire, finality, flourish, greek, greeks, introduced, invented, italian, italians, lattes, nodded, replied, retorted, roman, sex, sitting, starbucks, superior, triple, true, we;, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 08:16 PM; by WoodJunky

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