A gendarme stops a UK registered car in Paris because one of it's brake lights isn't working. He asks the driver to get out of the car and the passenger to stay put. The occupants explain that they are conjoined twins John and Jim and cannot therefore comply. The gendarme feels a bit sympathetic and engages them in conversation.
"Are you in Paris on holidays" he asks? "yes" says Jim "we have been coming here for the last ten years".
"Are you in Paris to enjoy the beautiful food?" "No" said Jim" French food is all garlicky so we have brought our own sandwiches".
"Ah then you must be here to drink our lovely wines and cognac". "No" replies Jim "We're both pint men and cannot stand wine nor brandy".
"Then" says the now bemused gendarme "you must be here for the beautiful mademoiselles" "No" replies Jim "Neither of us like French women we prefer our own".
"Why then" says the now irate gendarme " do you come to our beautiful country?"
Jim says "It's the only chance John gets to drive."