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How The Fight Started

Started by Arthur Dyason, 7th November 2007 04:11 PM

alongside, car, driver, dwarf, fight, funniest, guy, happy, intended, looked, morning, offence, pulled, rear-ended, replied, road, slowly, sooo, started, stormed, stressed, strike, suddenly, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 04:56 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

The Coffin

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2007 02:24 PM

bathroom, box, broke, broken, bump, chair, chase, coffin, comfy, crash, door, fast, fled, front, grabbed, heard, hinges, home, hop, horror, lad, lock, loud, screech, shot, slumped, started, suddenly, threw, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:29 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

On the town.

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:35 PM

allan, backward, barstool, drinking, floor, lay, lurched, motionless, stop, suddenly, town, wheelin

Replies: 2
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2007 03:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Chinese guy

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:41 AM

allan, bunnings, charge, chinese, day, guy, hours, hunted, job, jumps, local, pile, search, shouts, staff, store, suddenly, supplies, timber

Replies: 5
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 11:25 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Pet flea

Started by munruben, 3rd September 2007 10:41 AM

bar, bartender, beautiful, beer, blob, called, cedric, counter, crushed, dead, decided, dirty, enjoyed, flea, friend, home, looked, lot, matchbox, moment, pet, proudly.what, pub, standing, suddenly, taste, thumb, tricks, warning, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:19 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Downlight positioning

Started by atregent, 13th August 2007 01:02 PM

cables, catch, ceiling, downlight, fire, fitting, fittings, globe, hate, heatsink/spreader, hot, low, metal, moved, noticed, positioning, rafter, running, solution, sort, speaker, suddenly, touching, tube, voltage, weekend

Replies: 6
Views: 3,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:06 AM; by atregent

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Why are my floor boards suddenly cracking after 90 years ?

Started by mick101, 15th July 2007 10:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6-8, arc, boards, cracking, culprit, degrees, doors, dry, floor, foot, hand, heater, hot, month, moved, moving, occuring, palm, pics, radius, rain, slightly, splits, sudden, suddenly, touch, warm, warming, windows, years

Replies: 26
Views: 9,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2007 05:37 PM; by mick101

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

So, why the long faces?

Started by mic-d, 8th July 2007 08:14 PM

26yo, 4yo, arvo, bright, brought, cheers, couple, day, decision, deliver, dream, easy, faces, finished, gelding, green, happy, hours, long, mare, michael, paddock, pretty, spent, squashed, suddenly, swmbos, ungelded, vet, yard

Replies: 11
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 10:27 AM; by Iain

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Cheeky little sod.

Started by Iain, 6th July 2007 09:47 AM

bit, building, burst, bush, carefully, cheeky, club, coaxed, cool, daughter, day, extremely, july, lively, pick, pony, ringwood, secured, sod, squeal, suddenly, sunlight, time, tread, unhappy, unusual, waiting, wet, winter, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2007 09:31 AM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Schoolfriends?

Started by Terry B, 7th June 2007 05:45 PM

1969, answered, attended, baldheaded, bitch, bore, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, degree, examined, exclaimed, fat, gleamed, graduate, gray, haired, looked, pride, quickly, school, schoolfriends, son, suddenly, teach, teeth, ulladulla, wall, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:15 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Border Collie

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 17th August 2006 03:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, caused, collie, day, dog, dogs, dyson, fine, friday, guys, happened, hope, injury, leaving, legs, loss, loved, paralyised, rod, running, sad, sat, sort, suddenly, timing, vet, warning, week, worse, xray

Replies: 39
Views: 6,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 09:53 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Rude or not? Journalist records you without permission

Started by Clinton1, 7th April 2007 05:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

annoying, control, conversation, conversations, excuse, job, jounalist, journalist, life, mates, microphone, minutes, nose, paid, permission, personal, public, purse, recorded, records, repeats, rude, shut, situation, start, sticks, suddenly, talking, uniformed, walks

Replies: 18
Views: 3,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2007 04:44 PM; by BrisBen

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ants like silcone?!

Started by sco, 5th April 2007 04:48 PM

ants, bathroom, fresh, kitchen, liking, months, silcone, silicone, suddenly

Replies: 4
Views: 2,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2007 05:09 PM; by Just George

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Sexist or True?

Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 12:38 AM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

Non-Existent Shed Story Part 2

Started by RufflyRustic, 3rd January 2007 07:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attentive, bigcry, bugger, cheers, christmas, closed, finally, fit, friends, hmm, hwm-n-bo, hwmbo, lunch, merry, non-existent, nonexistent, othe, proceeds, round, shed, shut, sigh, story, suddenly, takes, till, update, week, wendy, yippy

Replies: 27
Views: 4,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2007 09:48 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Valentine's Day Q from HWMNBO

Started by RufflyRustic, 10th February 2007 06:12 PM

carbetec, catalogue, darrrrling, day, hwmnbo, marked, pages, realised, relavant, suddenly, valentine, valentines, week, whadyyawant

Replies: 12
Views: 1,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 10:21 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Vale Barry Burgess

Started by Gumby, 8th January 2007 08:23 AM

attack, barry, barrys, burgess, condolences, contributer, died, family, forum, friends, greatly, heart, input, message, miss, morning, news, notice, original, pass, post, posting, sad, section, sincere, suddenly, time, triton, vale, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 08:23 AM; by Gumby

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Looking for Herman

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM

afternoon, army, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, god, guy, herman, home, hurry, husband, issued, kitchen, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stick, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

"Sleepers" in car parks.

Started by Rossluck, 28th November 2006 09:35 PM

activity, ages, brother, calls, car, cars, centre, decide, inconvenience, leave, normal, park, parking, parks, past, people, play, reverse, shopping, sit, sleepers, spots, suddenly, waiting, walk

Replies: 3
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2006 09:48 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What happened to Spring?

Started by Auld Bassoon, 12th October 2006 08:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

30sc, blame, forumites, happened, hey, koreans, mid, north, october, personally, spring, suddenly

Replies: 20
Views: 2,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 12:13 PM; by clubbyr8

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anniversary Wishes

Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM

60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 06:41 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

wood burning stove and the woodshop

Started by ronnchy, 10th September 2006 12:52 AM

burning, buy, car, concerned, creating, detached, double, dumb, dust, factor, forum, fumes, igniting, landing, paint, questions, registered, safe, safety, stove, suddenly, thx, wood, woodburning, woodshop, woodworker, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 2,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2006 03:17 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
SAFETY

Kitchen Help

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2006 10:08 PM

bottles, bowl, coke, cordial, day, decided, dinner, earth, empty, found, fridge, funnel, half, home, house, husband, jelly, kitchen, lime, putting, refrigerator, rest, returned, salad, searched, sister, started, store, suddenly, transferred

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 10:08 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

No Thumbnails

Started by QbnDusty, 4th July 2006 08:55 PM

article, articles, box, clicked, enlarged, forum, picture, running, sp2, suddenly, thumbnail, thumbnails, viewing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2006 09:13 PM; by Tree Frog

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

An Aussie love story -

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th July 2006 04:08 PM

act, anzac, aussie, bed, bikkies, devoted, effort, elderly, f#ck, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, hundreds, kitchen, landing, lay, left, literally, love, mustering, sixty, smacked, spatula, story, suddenly, table, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:19 AM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

the genie

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:10 PM

12-inch, absolutely, bag, bic, bucks, climbed, clouds, deaf, deaf?sorry, ducks, flying, friend, genie, golf, granted?just, half, happened, hidden, lighter, looked, means, million, moments, overhead, pulled, sky, suddenly, sun, thunder, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 12:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Possible bug??

Started by Toolin Around, 14th June 2006 08:40 PM

bug, close, closing, completely, explorer, happen, internet, load, loaded, noticed, offending, restart, return, scroll, start, sudden, suddenly, thread, times, viewing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 08:58 AM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Free Bahamas Holiday

Started by Carry Pine, 10th June 2006 05:11 PM

000, 000th, addresses, appears, bahamas, boss, bosss, carry, computer, dates, details, free, guy, happened, holiday, optional, pine, rang, real, sign, suddenly, visitor, visitors, win

Replies: 10
Views: 1,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 01:18 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funnies about life

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:08 PM

afternoon, army, breakfast, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, funnies, god, guy, herman, home, husband, issued, life, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:08 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Should this be in the Reno section?

Started by Christopha, 4th May 2006 10:47 AM

amazed, bake, baked, batch, brownies, day, fixed, handyman, honey, house, job, lee, looked, met, painted, reno, repair, replies, returns, sara, section, sleep, stairs, street, suddenly, superb, walks, walls, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:47 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Brisbane Wood Show

Started by TEEJAY, 10th April 2006 09:00 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

12th, 14th, brisbane, buy, discovery, dream, eek, ekka, exists.d, forward, gadget, hey, live, permission, realise, rolleyes, showground, sneaky, suddenly, swmbo, wood

Replies: 42
Views: 6,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:09 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
EVENTS

A blonde joke

Started by joseph84, 6th February 2006 10:38 PM

blinding, blonde, business, bust, buy, car, dire, financial, flash, god, heavens, house, joke, life, light, lose, lost, lotto, night, overwhelmed, prays, servant, shes, suddenly, sweetheart, ticket, time, voice, win, wins

Replies: 1
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 05:21 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Army retirement

Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:43 PM

accepted, army, bonus, calmly, cheques, decided, drop, explaining, g~d, insisted, measure, measured, measurement, medical, nice, officer, officers, previous, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, suddenly, tape, testicles, tip, toes, walked, weenie, wos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 07:46 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
JOKES

Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

Started by Jack Plane, 19th January 2006 09:57 AM

aging, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, freshly, glass, half, home, hour, hurt, husband, julie, lunch, notes, oversensitive, rest, ron, sit, suddenly, table, tact, thoughtful, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 09:57 AM; by Jack Plane

Forum:
JOKES

How do you drill holes in tiles without cracking them ?

Started by JDarvall, 1st December 2005 09:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, bought, brittle, cardboard, cool, cracking, cracks, diameter, diamond, drill, drilled, drilling, dust, failing, finish, frustrating, holes, job, lightly, lined, professionally, running, solution, solve, specially, suddenly, technique, tiles, trickle, water

Replies: 17
Views: 30,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2005 02:43 PM; by beej75

Forum:
TILING

Ronnie Barker R.I.P.

Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:22 PM

ball, barker, barse, bbc, betty, bucking, called, day, dropping, fetty, fodmother, gairy, glipper, hince, hinge, isters, lifted, lived, mary, ollocks, prandsome, rindercella, rindercellas, rip, ronnie, slass, suddenly, sugly, swallocks, tripping

Replies: 10
Views: 3,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 10:50 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Paper Underlay....Contain Asbestos ?

Started by pau1, 16th August 2005 11:11 PM

1950s, asbestos, asbestoseek, cement, chances, dust, floor, green, hear, house, ideas, layer, lino, love, masonite, occured, paper, paper/cardboard, papery, polishing, process, ripped, sheeting, stuff, suddenly, tyles, type, underlay, underlaycontain, underneath

Replies: 11
Views: 9,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2005 11:12 PM; by Trav

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Tinnies

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd October 2005 11:22 PM

aluminium, beer, boat, brings, catch, cheers, communicate, country, couple, curiously, drinking, fellows, fishing, grasp, happened, leak, mathewas, pondering, question, seated, sight, sinking, spelt, sprung, suddenly, tenuous, tinnie, tinnies

Replies: 8
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 10:41 AM; by barnsey

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

With apologies to Zed...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM

amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Builder And Priest Play Golf

Started by jackruss, 11th May 2005 05:29 PM

$hit, booming, builder, continued, dead, difference, easy, game, god, golf, green, hear, immediately, insist, instant, missed, play, pleas, priest, punish, putt, seventeenth, shot, shouted, stone, stop, suddenly, swearing, time, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:03 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

The cookie crumbles...

Started by AlexS, 5th May 2005 01:57 PM

bed, bones, chip, chocolate, cookie, cookies, crumbles, dough, edge, favorite, final, hand, kitchen, knees, lips, moment, pain, parched, parted;, posture, quiveringly, rumpled, smelled, soft, stairs, subside, suddenly, table, wife, withered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 01:57 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

screen door lock

Started by jackiew, 11th November 2004 08:44 AM

bit, brit, clues, confused, conscious, dismantle, door, flick, house, inside, jam, jammed, key, leave, lever, lock, locked, lot, mechanism, metal, operate, screen, security, short, stopped, suddenly, thin, time, tongues, worn

Replies: 7
Views: 14,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2004 01:38 PM; by jackiew

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Cheap tobacco, free tobacco

Started by Oldblock, 18th October 2004 10:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beloved, blend, buy, cheap, eleven, free, freebie, goodies, grown, home, homegrown, kilograms, left, packets, perth, pipe, qualify, quit, smoking, suddenly, takers, tobacco

Replies: 18
Views: 4,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 10:07 PM; by sandant

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

silent treatment

Started by gemi_babe, 12th October 2004 11:28 PM

500am, 900am, bed, boyfriend, contests, day, discover, equipped, flight, furious, girlfriend, giving, home, kinds, left, lose, missed, morning, noticed, paper, piece, realised, silence, silent, suddenly, treatment, wake, woke, woken, wrote

Replies: 5
Views: 2,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:48 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Painting the Temple...

Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM

appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

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