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super market spill

Started by nine fingers, 16th May 2008 07:46 PM

,bruised, 750, bad, bit, box, bruised, cold, doh, drive, feeling, fingers, flattened, foot, home, kinda, left, market, meat, neck, noggin, scrap, sleep, sore, spill, super, vegies, whoosh, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 09:14 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Hypnosis

Started by prozac, 16th April 2008 12:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 12:52 PM; by prozac

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JOKES

Cracks in tiled shower floor.

Started by familyguy, 31st March 2008 09:48 PM

concrete, cracked/split, cracks, crossed, daughter, fingers, floor, happening, lifting, plan, relay, remove, running, shower, slab, sort, stop, tiled, tiles, unit, visited

Replies: 2
Views: 2,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:54 AM; by familyguy

Forum:
TILING

lawn mower

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:00 PM

70785, attached, bad, beer, bought, care, days, deal, directly, drinking, enjoys, fingers, gardening, gears, green, guys, lawn, lazy, mower, mowing, picture, poor, proud, ride-on, sensitive, sit, sitting, soft, wife, wives

Replies: 1
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 11:17 AM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

Don't Have Kids!

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th March 2008 04:00 PM

bed, business, daddy, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, happened, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, reached, replied, snot, standing, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wonderful, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 06:40 PM; by rsser

Forum:
JOKES

Ant problems?

Started by Toyboy, 26th January 2008 12:42 PM

ant, ants, avoid, boiling, burning, fingers, funnel, helpful, holes, pour, problems, rid, tip, tweezers, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 08:52 AM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

The admittance policy

Started by Wood Butcher, 28th January 2008 04:21 PM

admittance, angel, angels, apartment, bad, balcony, broke, bushes, day, die, died, fell, fingers, fingertips, gate, ground, guy, heaven, howard, inside, instantly, johnnie, moment, naked, policy, refrigerator, shane, trees, warne, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 04:19 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Jammed chainsaw

Started by Cliff Rogers, 10th January 2008 09:58 AM

artery, attack, bar, blood, caused, chainsaw, chest, clot, croc, crossed, damaged, dec, died, e-mail, fingers, hard, heart, hold, jammed, life, limited, lucky, mths, palm, pretty, pulled, resultant, started, tree

Replies: 6
Views: 3,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 06:25 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
SAFETY

Pool Pump

Started by garfield, 20th November 2007 10:24 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 10:31 AM; by pipeclay

Forum:
POOLS, SPA & WATER FEATURES

Robin Hood

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th November 2007 09:02 AM

aimed, arrow, bow, buried, bury, deathbed, deeply, effort, faced, fingers, fired, forest, gathered, heroically, hood, hoods, immense, maid, manfully, marion, merry, moved, pass, propped, robin, sherwood, top, trembling, waiting, wardrobe

Replies: 9
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:22 AM; by Pusser

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JOKES

bi-fold doors

Started by pawnhead, 12th September 2006 07:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bi-fold, bifold, bit, bottom, carriages, chisel, crossed, cut, dimensions, door, doors, double, extra, fingers, flat, folding, glazing, glue, grand, hinge, killer, mohair, nifty, plan, rail, sort, tenons, time, track, wall

Replies: 32
Views: 18,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 11:15 PM; by brynk

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Tile adhesive not setting!!

Started by Nath27, 12th October 2007 08:25 PM

30hrs, adhesive, ago, appears, bit, broke, crumbly, davco, eventually, fingers, joins, kitchen, lot, mix, mixed, nath, powder, pull, redo, rubbed, set, setting, spongy, sucks, tile, tiles, tiling, time, wrong, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 4,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2007 12:51 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
TILING

My new grand-daughter

Started by Shedhand, 4th October 2007 08:57 PM

7lb, 8oz, adrian, esther, fingers, grand-daddy, grand-daughter, granddaughter, holding, january, meet, toes, yesterday

Replies: 8
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 10:10 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Attaching ledger to weatherboard house

Started by Coxy, 28th August 2007 01:19 PM

attach, attaching, attempting, bearer, boards, bolt, bolts, build, crossed, deck, fingers, house, ledger, series, slant, square, straight, tilt, vertically, washers, weather, weatherboard

Replies: 2
Views: 3,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 10:01 AM; by Coxy

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Serious Accident

Started by woodcutta, 15th August 2007 12:27 PM

100%, accident, arrived, bad, bring, convention, cut, doctor, emergency, famous, fingers, home, hospital, micro-surgeons, nearest, news, pick, re-attach, referred, replied, reply, rushed, serious, surgery, sydney, town, woodworker, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 12:51 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Can any one tell the meaning of dreams

Started by Phil Spencer, 28th July 2007 09:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attractive, bible, decided, dream, dreams, enjoying, erotic, fingers, lady, meaning, means, meeting, mentioned, orange, phil, pup, rest, rocking, smite, smited, smiting, spindle, stood, suppose, tend, time, unanimously, video, watching, word

Replies: 20
Views: 5,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 05:14 PM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Keeping My Fingers Crossed - Roof Drainaged

Started by rod1949, 26th July 2007 11:21 AM

200mm, appears, crossed, drainaged, drill, evening, fingers, front, gushed, guttering, hate, heavy, hindsight, holes, house, keeping, persist, possiblity, pour, pressed/cut, rain, rip, rolleyes, roof, section, slots, stuff, sunday, top, water

Replies: 6
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:05 PM; by rod1949

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Removing Japanned finish

Started by Andy Mac, 15th June 2007 02:42 PM

apply, cloth, crevices, dents, fingers, finish, happy, holes, hoping, japanned, layer, left, metho, moulding, nail, pigment, reading, removed, removing, shellac, stay, stuff, suggestions, tended, timber, time, touch, wait, wax, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2007 08:08 PM; by MajorPanic

Forum:
FINISHING

Bloody hell. . .

Started by Jedo_03, 24th March 2007 08:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banker, bloody, careful, click, fingers, found, graphic, hell, jedo, link, loses, picture, reminder

Replies: 16
Views: 3,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 04:40 PM; by zenwood

Forum:
SAFETY

Angle Grinders and Gloves

Started by ramonski72, 21st March 2007 07:18 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

angle, caught, dangerous, feasible, fingers, glove, gloves, grinder, grinders, guys, kit, leather, pinch, practice, recently, rotating, safe, told, worn

Replies: 61
Views: 23,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2007 10:37 PM; by toddles

Forum:
SAFETY

Black Beast Down

Started by Daddles, 28th March 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appears, attractive, beast, bike, bit, bitumen, black, blood, brifter, cars, crossover, damage, damned, feel, final, fingers, front, gutter, km/hr, knees, light, mouth, prang, protected, quick, road, scrape, speed, started, traffic

Replies: 22
Views: 3,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:04 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heavy end.

Started by DavidG, 10th March 2007 02:04 PM

bit, cold, cup, drop, end, fingers, heavy, hot, metal, pick, verrrry, water.c

Replies: 9
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2007 09:00 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

Forum:
JOKES

Do You Ever Have To Count Your Fingers

Started by echnidna, 1st March 2007 09:25 AM

100%, abandon, alarm, bells, bugga-, count, deal, ebay, fingers, lose, mistrust, moment, occaisionally, person, purchase, rep, ring, start, vendor

Replies: 10
Views: 2,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 05:18 PM; by Terry B

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

e mails

Started by nine fingers, 17th February 2007 08:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2007 09:05 PM; by martrix

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

another chopped up finger

Started by mongrell, 16th February 2007 07:42 PM

,backwards, ,planer, add, anlong, backwards, chopped, dust, finger, fingers, forwards, gaurd, grabbed, index, laqcerations, left, lost, minor, narly, particulary, piece, planer, putting, safety, shute, spun, story, time, tug, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 09:31 PM; by swiftden

Forum:
SAFETY

Here he is...

Started by DanP, 10th December 2006 08:30 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2/11, arm, awol, bit, born, boy, bundle, care, confused, count, dan, fingers, glad, half, impressed, length, lot, missed, missing, mrsp, operators, reason, shock, sisters, theatre, thumb, toes, told, ultrasound, wonky

Replies: 42
Views: 4,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2006 04:45 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Damn..

Started by Shedhand, 12th December 2006 12:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bone, bugger, carcase, cut, damage, damn, dry, eek, fingers, grip, hand, hands, heavy, hospital, left, lift, melamine, paper, permanent, sliced, slipped, stitches, weak, webbing

Replies: 16
Views: 3,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 10:49 AM; by BobL

Forum:
SAFETY

Fingers Crossed - Again.

Started by keith53, 29th November 2006 09:00 PM

access, ambulance, answer, bit, brother, builder, crossed, dad, dads, enquire, farm, fingers, forum, heart, hospital, left, lives, message, milling, mum, nambour, rang, sort, taking, timber, worry

Replies: 14
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2006 09:40 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fingers crossed.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 30th October 2006 10:52 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

beat, breath, brisbane, care, crossed, dad, eek, fingers, heart, hospital, intensive, irregular, longreach, night, pain, shortage, tests, transfered

Replies: 114
Views: 12,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2006 08:54 PM; by scooter

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Guy Fawkes

Started by lesmeyer, 5th November 2006 11:08 AM

blow, buy, cats, celebrating, dogs, fawkes, fingers, fireworks, guy, kid, les, severed

Replies: 6
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2006 07:09 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Re-sizing pictures to post on this forum

Started by Ian Smith, 27th October 2006 06:13 PM

100k, 640x480, batch, bit, button, directory, download, easy, fingers, forum, found, free-ware, ian, images, jobs, limit, nominate, output, pick, pics, pictures, post, push, resize, resizing, risk, sole, suggest, temp, url

Replies: 6
Views: 1,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2006 10:50 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Jigsaw 1 Finger 0

Started by meerkat, 10th August 2006 02:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

about.cool, anyhoo, battle, careful, chuck, cutting, endings, etc.o, finger, fingers, gonna, hurt, idiot, index, jigsaw, joint, local, lucky, nerve, rolleyes, scar, shot, soooooo, stitches, stupid, talk, tetnus, watch, wife, yep

Replies: 16
Views: 3,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 03:50 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

We can send a man to the moon but why cant we .....

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 29th August 2006 11:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

break, brittle, constructed, fingers, internal, invent, mad, man, material, moon, send, week

Replies: 17
Views: 2,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 07:23 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A scarey incident at the store.

Started by rrich, 26th August 2006 04:20 PM

assembly, benches, bend, bit, chatter, chopping, client, collet, cut, electrician, eyes, fingers, guy, inches, incident, limp, log, motor, remove, router, running, scarey, severe, shaft, sizes, store, straight, tighten, truck, wrenches

Replies: 9
Views: 2,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 09:39 AM; by Greg Q

Forum:
SAFETY

Getting a grip

Started by Andy Mac, 24th August 2006 10:58 AM

20mins, adhesive, apply, boring, checking-out, cheers, continually, cos, dressed, epoxy, eveneek, finger, fingers, grip, hands, licking, lifters, picked, purchase, spent, spray, sticky, stuff, talc, timber, tips, use;, weight, wondered, wood

Replies: 14
Views: 3,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2006 12:04 AM; by Lignum

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Boom Boom

Started by Baz, 16th July 2006 01:51 PM

bad, beef, blind, boom, buckle, call, catch, cheese, dang, difference, dirt, dive, dog, fingers, golfer, gorillas, hat, left, legs, nostrils, people, rabbit, roast, scares, sky, skydiver, tame, unique, whack, wore

Replies: 3
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 12:16 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Ten fingers

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:33 AM

2006, accidently, brink, cut, dem, dulut, fingers, finkers, fish, fock, hafe, hafent, incredible, ives, kinds, lord-its, microsurgery, nort, ole, pick, plant, suppose, techniques, ten, vas, vent, vhat, vhen, vhy, vorking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 10:40 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

One afternoon at the Royal...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:02 AM

afraid, afternoon, allowing, bartender, bartenders, beard, breathed, continued, couple, fingers, forefinger, gently, hair, hand, hands, ladies, lip, managed, message, mouth, paper, popping, royal, running, slyly, soap, suck, toilet, towels, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:54 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Cane Supply

Started by Termite, 26th May 2006 04:22 PM

60-70, 8mm, appreciated, australia, bone, burglar, cane, core, fingers, found, google, humour.rolleyes, leads, metres, qland, quarantene, rattan, related, search, sense, sort, suppliers, supply, willow, wood, worn

Replies: 10
Views: 12,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 08:39 AM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Look out!

Started by Christopha, 21st May 2006 06:12 PM

aides, al-gebra, axis, belong, code, common, coordinates, country, denominator, determined, fingers, gonzalez, greek, house, instruction, isosceles, math, medieval, names, philanderer, president, profound, refer, reporters, statement, toes, told, unknowns, weapons, white

Replies: 14
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 04:48 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Terrible Jokes

Started by Rodgera, 19th May 2006 12:05 PM

beef, bottom, cool, difference, dog, fingers, gorillas, jokes, left, legs, lies, nervous, nostrils, ocean, pea, roast, rolleyes, soup, terrible, twitches, wreck

Replies: 1
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 06:52 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Jointer safety

Started by RichardL, 18th May 2006 05:05 PM

bevel, bit, block, board, broken, check, cutter, cutters, earlier, edge, feed, fingers, guess, head, home-made, inch, inches, jointer, narrower, plane, planing, push, rules, safety, shorter, stock, table, thinner, wide, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 3,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 01:43 PM; by RichardL

Forum:
SAFETY

Foot Switches

Started by rrich, 11th April 2006 04:47 PM

accidently, application, beast, collection, dangerous, dust, easier, easy, external, fingers, foot, intending, learned, lesson, moving, pieces, position, router, routing, safety, setting, shop, situation, started, step, stepped, switch, switches, table, vac

Replies: 6
Views: 2,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:44 PM; by rrich

Forum:
SAFETY

Gees, you lot are slack :)

Started by echnidna, 9th April 2006 10:01 AM

$102.50, $90, auction, bid, bowl, fingers, gees, ian007s, kids, lot, picture, pull, slack, special, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2006 10:04 AM; by Ian007

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irony

Started by Caliban, 18th February 2006 06:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bits, blade, bloody, board, chest, conscious, cuts, exception, feather, fingers, fitted, fix, heart, ironic, irony, job, morning, motor, nervous, outfeed, resaw, routed, safety, slot, splitter, table, tantrum, throw, tilt, worst

Replies: 31
Views: 4,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2006 09:09 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
SAFETY

Final Wish

Started by Baz, 10th February 2006 04:49 PM

ashes, blow, bought, brought, car, cremated, emerald, eventually, final, finally, fingers, herman, home, husband, insurance, job, lost, martha, moment, moments, money, necklace, paused, picking, promised, recently, remember, talking, tracing, urn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 04:49 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

nine fingers v 9fingers

Started by nine fingers, 29th December 2005 12:37 PM

9fingers, ago, digit, fingers, learned, lesson, machinery, result, wondering, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2005 12:37 PM; by nine fingers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A hearwarming Christmas Story

Started by craigb, 14th December 2005 11:16 AM

beat, beats, breaking, character, chatting, christmas, claus, clue, department, eyes, fingers, germany, glint, head, hearwarming, home, identities, minute, passengers, police, protect, santa, searching, shoppers, stefan, stettler, story, stressed-out, time, wiesbaden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 02:49 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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