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Brickie has a shave

Started by munruben, 23rd April 2008 02:53 PM

alan, alans, ball, barber, barry, brickie, bring, cheeks, close, closest, enters, excuse, foaming, garbled, gum, left, mentions, p.s, proceeds, razor, shave, shop, speech, strokes, swallow, taking, tomorrow, waiting, wallan, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 2,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:05 AM; by ss_11000

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Sad state of affairs

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st April 2008 04:49 PM

affairs, allan, beauty, calendar, contest, held, months, sad, state, stole, wallan, weekend, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 08:45 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Magic mirror

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:50 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:36 PM; by munruben

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Love

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th April 2008 06:24 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 04:15 PM; by munruben

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Anger Management

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:12 AM

allan, anger, bowl, clean, control, fight, mad, management, toilet, toothbrusho, wallan, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:12 AM; by Elbow

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Wheelin shows Allan around.

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2008 07:12 PM

allan, asylum, biggest, building, buildings, fine, hundred, local, lunatic, shows, size, surprised, times, town, wallan, wheelin, wheelinround

Replies: 2
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 08:07 AM; by wheelinround

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Allan The Tappet-head

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st March 2008 10:31 AM

100, 2cv, allan, attention, bout, caught, chase, citroen, cop, eventually, feeling, fired, frisky, hospital, i.d, laps, metres, nurses, police, received, replied, souped-up, tappet-head, tappethead, town, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 10:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

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The Price Of Postage Stamps

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th February 2008 08:28 AM

allan, cost, letter, mail, office, post, postage, price, stamps, t.l, wallan

Replies: 10
Views: 2,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 07:58 PM; by tea lady

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T.L. At The Wallan P.O.

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th February 2008 07:44 AM

allan, heavy, letter, letters, lighter, mail, office, p.o, post, stamps, t.l, walks, wallan

Replies: 8
Views: 1,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 03:32 PM; by Elbow

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Parcel Handling At Wallan PO

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th February 2008 09:09 AM

allan, complaints, damaged, fragile, handling, instructed, lecture, lined, lodged, marked, office, parcel, parcels, post, staff, thrown, underarm, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 2,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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One for Allan at Wallan.

Started by Toyboy, 20th February 2008 09:01 PM

allan, blond, doctor, hear, hers.doh, hey, pregnancy, test, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 09:42 AM; by Toyboy

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Hitchhiker at Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 05:17 PM

allan, alleged, broke, calendar, citroen, driver, hearse, highway, hitch, hitchhiker, hume, lift, months, offered, pulled, ride, stole, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Speeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd January 2008 03:05 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 10:19 PM; by Tonyz

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Celibacy

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th January 2008 11:18 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wallan hospital

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th January 2008 10:44 AM

allan, assist, bathroom, bed, chair, changing, explained, gown, hospital, lift, meeting, nurse, obliges, regulation, reluctantly, replies, require, sitting, suitcase, told, travelling, wallan, wheel, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 02:42 PM; by OLDPHART

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Risky Business

Started by Black Ned, 13th January 2008 04:03 PM

3.4, 3.75, allan, business, carefully, chance, clearance, cop, driver, driving, john, looked, measured, metres, overpass, read, rig, risky, roads, shifted, sight, sign, tall, truckers, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 05:10 PM; by echnidna

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Bathing the dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 09:21 PM

allan, bath, bathing, calendar, called, dog, earlier, leave, months, restrictions, stole, wallan, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 06:30 PM; by echnidna

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Munruben Hill

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th January 2008 09:20 AM

accidents, allan, bad, bottom, brakes, caravan, dangerous, descent, farmer, gate, hill, infamous, john, leaning, lot, munruben, nervous, queensland, replied, safe, steep, stopped, sunny, top, towed, van, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:27 AM; by Calm

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Hunting at Wallan

Started by Black Ned, 9th January 2008 08:55 AM

allan, antlers, approached, car, dead, decided, deer, dig, direction, drag, dragging, easier, farther, ground, guy, hey, hunter, hunters, hunting, john, left, lot, pulling, wallan, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:18 AM; by Calm

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Return ticket

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th January 2008 06:59 PM

allan, clerk, office, railway, replied, return, station, ticket, walked, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:45 AM; by wheelinround

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The Great Munruben

Started by Black Ned, 7th January 2008 09:26 AM

274, allan, allans, barry, ceiling, doctor, doctors, eyes, great, head, hospital, john, memory, munruben, office, park, replies, reply, rolls, shakes, simple, subtracted, test, times, tuesday, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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Barry's visit to Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:48 PM

allan, barry, barrys, calendar, crow, crows, difficulty, dunno, echuca, farmer, farmhouse, finding, flies, leave, mate, months, replied, stole, stopped, visit, wallan

Replies: 5
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 06:42 PM; by echnidna

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Long time ago in Wallan

Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:27 AM

$20, $25, ago, cigarette, date, distance, driver, drivers, earlier, fare, girl, guy, hooker, lit, long, lucky, mentioned, paid, parked, reluctantly, road, sat, seat, struck, taxi, time, town, wallan, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The pig breeder

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd January 2008 08:03 AM

allan, boar, breeder, city, confronted, congress, day, engaged, farm, farmer, girl, impress, nose, pig, pigs, pigstys, postal, pursuits, replied, ring, rooting, sexual, sows, stop, suddenly, sweet, visit, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 05:36 PM; by echnidna

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Pronunciation of "Wallan"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th December 2007 07:16 PM

allan, barry, bite, called, counter, eat, excuse, food, girl, john, lives, maaacdonnnnaaaallldddsss, outlet, pronounce, pronounced, pronunciation, replied, slowly, touring, waalaaan, wallan, whalen, wollen

Replies: 3
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 08:48 AM; by zathras

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The Wallan Travel Agency

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th December 2007 06:41 PM

afford, age, agency, allan, answer, completed, enjoyed, filled, guy, hotel, inside, looked, marvellous, month, noticed, paperwork, pension, plane, puzzleing, royalty, share, told, travel, treated, trip, visit, wallan, window, wistfully, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:09 PM; by Brickie

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Allans trek to Wallan

Started by munruben, 1st December 2007 01:29 PM

allan, allans, annoyed, barry, bit, carrying, comfort, days, family, friend, gear, gentleman, horse, horseback, indignantly, moment, pleased, pondered, poor, question, replied, riding, told, travelled, traveller, trek, walked, walking, wallan, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 08:30 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Whoom

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th November 2007 09:01 AM

allan, buffalo, conversation, doctor, doctors, gentlemen, heard, hospital, indian, john, overheard, overhearing, pass, passing, replied, sister, spelt, standing, talking, wallan, water, whoom, wind, woman, womb, woomb, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 02:44 PM; by munruben

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Barry and Wheelin in Wallan

Started by munruben, 24th November 2007 01:41 PM

barry, bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep, blind, button, changed, crossing, drive, gaad, lights, pedestrian, pedistrian, presses, shocked, signal, south, wales, wallan, wheelin

Replies: 6
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 10:30 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Hard working sailor

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st November 2007 06:33 PM

cunard, fence, hard, husband, munruben, neighbour, replied, sailor, swearing, talking, wallan, working

Replies: 5
Views: 2,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Lions

Started by Elbow, 19th November 2007 04:49 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Another library book

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th November 2007 06:10 PM

allan, book, borrowed, encyclopedias, entitled, extremely, found, home, hurried, library, love, peeved, set, visited, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 06:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Medical joke - weight for it

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:53 PM

allan, cms, concerned, condition, doctor, dying, grow, hope, issued, joke, kgs, lose, medical, taller, time, ultimatum, wallan, weight, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 06:25 PM; by thetassiebfg

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Guy from Wallan in the city

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:31 PM

city, dollar, drunk, exclaims, guy, kilos, lost, meter, needle, parking, stares, stopped, walks, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Sights in the sky

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2007 09:16 PM

3aw, allan, bush, callers, car, club, coming, contemplating, dying, experience, hiding, hope, hurtling, light, lights, mate, meteorite, minutes, north, numerous, radio, share, sights, sky, station, stopping, sydney, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 04:55 PM; by AlexS

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Thanks to Allan in Wallan!

Started by mic-d, 4th October 2007 05:28 PM

alan, alans, allan, arriving, buy, cheers, coming, couple, darling, favour, found, generous, grateful, history, jokes, legwork, luna, machine, michael, past, person, photo, reading, recovering, shes, w59, wallan, week, wood, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:22 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Allan failed the police test.

Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 03:03 PM

allan, car, chased, country, criminals, driving, exam, failed, force, hesitation, hour, join, miles, night, oral, police, process, replied, road, seventy, sixty, taking, test, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Allan's geraniums

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st September 2007 10:24 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 06:36 PM; by wheelinround

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Crook carby in the car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 02:53 PM

allan, answered, attention, car, carby, crap, crook, dying, enquired, friend, hope, mechanic, pick, sadly, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:31 PM; by pawnhead

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Party trick.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 03:28 PM

activates, allan, answer, colon, complete, computer, concentration, dying, e.g, grandchild, hope, insert, line, live, mark, marked, party, peter, petition, question, requires, rest, stop, time, trick, type, typed, typing, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Job offer at Kentucky Chicken

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 10:29 AM

allan, blacksmith, chicken, days, dying, flies, hope, hot, job, kentucky, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Country boy

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th August 2007 08:03 AM

attractive, awake, boy, bush, city, country, decided, door, enjoyable, evening, fellow, friendly, girl, halfway, hey, lad, lady, leave, met, money, morning, night, replied, spent, trip, unbeknown, waking, wallan, wandering, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 05:02 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Down on the farm

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th August 2007 07:42 AM

accepts, appears, bill, block, bought, country, day, drinking, farm, fights, gotta, idea, invitation, isolated, isolation, land, live, lotta, months, pretty, scrub, sex, soul, sounds, therell, tom, wallan, warn, wear, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 2,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 03:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Man found alive after 50 years absence

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st August 2007 08:43 PM

1957, absence, alive, alland, champion, cupboard, dying, found, hide, hope, kitchen, man, medical, morning, questioned, seek, staff, time, told, wallan, worried, years

Replies: 7
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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