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Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Melb. Manufacturers wanted

Started by Narn, 29th September 2008 04:34 PM

business, chicken, contacts, coops, gardening, ideas, leads, manufacture, manufacturers, melb, melbourne, nathan, northern, partners, prefer, suburbs, wanted

Replies: 1
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2008 02:50 AM; by rowie

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

A Giggle for you old blokes

Started by HazzaB, 2nd October 2008 08:04 PM

apple, blokes, chicken, coffee, declines, desire, dinnertime, eat, eye, food, fry, giggle, grapefruit, hungry, juicy, letting, lunchtime, mind, pie, rib, rotisserie, scrumptious, slice, starving, steak, stir, tasty, toast, trashes, viagra

Replies: 2
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2008 12:32 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Wheelin confesses

Started by munruben, 4th September 2008 01:06 PM

accept, chicken, confesses, confession, father, home, offer, pet, priest, priestthen, refuses, sin, son, stole, stolen, wheelin, wheelinround

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2008 09:12 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Kevin The Chicken

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th July 2008 06:42 AM

allan, awarded, bell, bells, brisbane, chicken, ekka, entered, figure, job, judges, kevin, move, noticed, overnight, performance, performing, piece, politician, populace, prize, proud, pullet, pullets, ringing, roosters, screwing, sensation, sneaking, surprise

Replies: 1
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Funky Chicken Read This Before You Fly To UK

Started by echnidna, 16th July 2008 12:51 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2008 10:20 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A little birdie told me

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 10:21 AM

ahead, befriend, birdie, birds, chicken, chickens, clucking, competition, dark, dumb, establish, fast, fly, fue, huh, know;, language, lucky, obvious, people, person, pretty, question, reason, response, simply, sort, standard, step, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 02:31 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Medical Breakthrough

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th May 2008 10:02 AM

benefit, blood, breakthrough, chicken, cocky, found, human, lay, medical, patients, receiving, scientists, transfusions, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 08:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
JOKES

Easter Bunny for John Allan & Barry

Started by wheelinround, 24th March 2008 01:57 PM

allan, barry, beryl, bunnies, bunny, call, cargo, chicken, consumption, cross, dewey, easter, egg, elephant, ether, hare, hares, john, jokes, juan, justin, knock, rabbit, rabbits, rabbit’s, samoa, stella, stew, what’s, who’s

Replies: 2
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 05:07 PM; by Toyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Blokes Kitchen Diary

Started by tea lady, 21st February 2008 10:14 PM

astrid, beat, blokes, brought, chicken, clothes, controls, dearykins, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, sweetims, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 11:46 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Blonde Kitchen Diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th February 2008 11:18 AM

beat, blonde, brought, chicken, chocolate, clothes, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, hubby, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, talk, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 04:39 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

Forum:
JOKES

Menu Planning Tip to Reduce Stress

Started by Rodgera, 14th February 2008 12:53 PM

beef, care, chicken, dinner, dinners, dumplings, food, freezer, frustration, husband, labelling, labels, legible, likes, matter, menu, neat, pie, planning, pot, reduce, reduced, replies, set, steak, stress, tags, tip, vegetables, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

chicken feathers

Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:03 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Culinary delights

Started by wheelinround, 4th February 2008 03:41 PM

chicken, culinary, curry, days, delights, left, lunches, meal, noodles, overs, prawn, salad, thai, top, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 04:02 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Woody Chicken

Started by dazzler, 21st January 2008 03:36 PM

chicken, cross, female, heard, hee, one;, road, woody

Replies: 3
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 05:54 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

This is for lovers of eggs only.

Started by Greg Ward, 14th January 2008 07:15 PM

1079, chicken, collect, country, eat, eggs, equal, family, farm, farms, greg, hours, instructed, live, locked, lots, lovers, loves, naturally, stay, surrounded, terms, told, visit, weekend, wife, wongo, workshop

Replies: 9
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 09:10 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Story of Kevin the Chicken (Without any prejudice whatsoever)

Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 11:22 AM

amazement, awarded, bell, bells, brisbane, called, chicken, cover, exhibition, farmer, job, judges, kevin, overnight, politician, prejudice, pullet, pullets, pullitician, ring, rooster, roosters, run, sensation, sneak, story, trevor, trevors, walk, whatsoever

Replies: 1
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 02:14 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Preparing to lay floor tiles (preparing bed)

Started by Fernando, 13th November 2007 08:57 PM

bathroom, bed, cement, chicken, compressed, concerns, correct, cracking, drawn, fall, fibre, floor, future, guide, horizontal, intend, lay, layer, laying, line, mimimize, preparing, sand, smooth, start, tiles, tiling, tips, wall, wire

Replies: 2
Views: 4,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:08 AM; by Fernando

Forum:
TILING

Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

Forum:
JOKES

Barry and Allan dine out

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:41 PM

allan, barry, chicken, chinese, cookie, decided, dine, dinner, enjoying, fantastic, fortune, it.so, left, meal, night, reason, recommended, restaurant, table, watched

Replies: 6
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 11:17 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Natal Curry Contest

Started by wheelinround, 17th September 2007 04:24 PM

bbq, bean, beer, black, bold, chicken, chilli, contest, curry, flames, flavour, frank, hint, hot, judge, judges, kick, lost, mild, natal, nice, people, peppers, shareen, shirt, spicy, taste, told, tomato, vegetarian

Replies: 12
Views: 4,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 11:27 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Job offer at Kentucky Chicken

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 10:29 AM

allan, blacksmith, chicken, days, dying, flies, hope, hot, job, kentucky, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Funky Chook

Started by Christopha, 9th August 2007 04:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, chicken, chook, clean, closed, contributions, cos, curious, funky, god, happened, he/she, joke, posting, rant, reddy, religious, screws, shrinks, started, strange, summat, tightened, walked

Replies: 17
Views: 2,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:41 AM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

white ants- treated vs hardwood?

Started by zongatron, 27th July 2007 01:47 PM

2.1, advise, ants, ants-, avoid, bracing, brick/slab, chicken, concrete, cost, falling, fence, fix, framing, hardwood, load, low, pine, placing, post, posts, read, risk, rotten, stirrups, strip, top, treated, white, wire

Replies: 2
Views: 5,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 11:44 AM; by Ekim

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Old woodworkers joke

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 04:58 PM

appointment, becky, called, checked, chicken, day, dining, doctor, door, feet, gods, hearing, honey, jack, joke, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, repeats, replies, response, sake, supper, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:28 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

What Herbal Remedies Do You Use

Started by echnidna, 8th July 2007 10:26 PM

1/2, aloe, brilliant, burns, chicken, chilli, cold, coupla, dries, drink, herbal, hot, juice, mug, noses, powder, prescribes, rarely, remedies, remedy, runny, sinuses, stock, teaspoon, vera, weather, weeks, whaddya, winter, wounds

Replies: 4
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2007 09:29 AM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

photo's of my bath & hob

Started by celeste, 12th April 2007 11:42 PM

bath, baths, brick, celeste, cement, chicken, finished, floor, frame, hob, holidays, note, opted, photo, photos, tile, tiling, till, waiting, weeks, wooden

Replies: 9
Views: 5,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2007 01:57 AM; by celeste

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Fireplace adventures.

Started by Santalum, 22nd April 2007 04:05 PM

adventures, bricks, burning, chicken, difference, distant, dry, feeling, fine, fire, fireplace, found, functional, galah, inches, induced, kindling, laid, lot, measure, mummified, past, perfect, plastered, plenty, quickly, removing, smoke, top, wire

Replies: 7
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2007 07:45 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Canadian Passport

Started by Baz, 1st March 2007 05:31 PM

address, araft, beach, birth, butt, canadian, card, chicken, crying, cut, days, farm, forms, goat, heads, hell, insurance, issuance, loud, minister, park, passport, picture, plan, sandy, stupid, urge, visiting, weird, yasser

Replies: 1
Views: 2,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2007 10:10 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

What's for breakfast

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 08:42 AM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
JOKES

nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

A Meeting With Wongo

Started by Felder, 27th October 2006 05:22 PM

bloke, bought, chicken, dans, daughter, diy, friday, greet, home, hot, hours, house, lunch, meal, meat, meet, meeting, noticed, parked, polite, scott, shy, soup, starts, stuff, ute, wife, wong, wongo, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 10:56 AM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Health Warning - Don't turn 30!

Started by Felder, 14th September 2006 11:02 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

30th, aforementioned, busted, chicken, crook, day, decided, decision, doc, don’t, drunk, health, home, honour, life, lurgy, machines, physio, pox, ready, ribs, sore, started, stretches, times, turn, warning, week, weeks, wife

Replies: 55
Views: 7,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2006 02:11 PM; by HoutBok

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Keep an Eye Out

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th September 2006 09:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caught, chicken, concern, continued, cow, crack, eye, farmer, farmers, farmyard, feed, fever, friends, head, house, looked, meat, mouse, mousetrap, neighbors, pig, remember, returned, rushed, sadness, sit, snake, sound, wall, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 3,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 11:59 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Fibre Cement or Blueboard render

Started by Bally, 5th September 2006 03:03 PM

add, attached, block, blueboard, cement, cheers, chicken, clad, continuous, deck, fibre, fibro, gday, guess, guys, hold, means, mix, mixes, prep, render, rendering, stops, thick, underneath, wall, walls, water, wire

Replies: 3
Views: 12,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 09:51 AM; by scooter

Forum:
CONCRETING

What funeral song

Started by ozwinner, 7th August 2006 07:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

chicken, dance, funeral, played, song, sort

Replies: 21
Views: 2,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 01:30 PM; by aljenit

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

dinner is served

Started by Wongo, 16th July 2006 04:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cashew, chicken, chinese, cook, corn, couple, dinner, dishes, duck, family, fried, hoi, hours, kitchen, meat, night, nuts, pancake, roasted, sauce, served, sin, skin, soup, spent, stir, veg, wife’s, wrapped

Replies: 26
Views: 2,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 05:44 PM; by Bodgy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What to use to fill small hole in jarrah.

Started by Forrest, 12th July 2006 11:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1mm, bits, black, board, check, cheers, chicken, coloured, dark, experienced, fill, filler, food, hole, jarrah, noticed, oiled, opinions, people, raw, reccomend, recently, sanded, shane, small, strips, stuck, timbers, wondering, wood

Replies: 16
Views: 4,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 10:04 AM; by BobL

Forum:
FINISHING

HOw to apply Gel Stain(?)

Started by Hickory, 18th May 2006 10:50 AM

accieved, advise, apply, bought, chicken, color, colored, difficult, dogs, encourgement, expect, figured, fix, gel, heard, info, jump, layer, match, molding, piece, pieces, portion, repaired, stain, tidbits, till, versed, walnut, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 3,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2006 11:54 AM; by TommyC

Forum:
FINISHING

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet each other:

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th March 2006 08:40 AM

afraid, bear, chicken, cough, deal, desert, entire, fear, forest, lion, meet, planet, roar, sh&ts, shivering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 08:40 AM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

Children

Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 09:01 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 11:39 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Hearing problems

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:25 PM

appointment, becky, chicken, dining, dinner, doctor, door, feared, feet, gentleman, goodness, hearing, honey, jack, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, problems, repeats, replies, response, sake, simple, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:06 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Patching a cement render exterior wall

Started by coongoola, 28th December 2005 07:59 AM

aware, bertani, bits, broom, cement, chicken, cleaning, coast, effect, exterior, final, finish, hand, hints, layer, loose, mid, north, pat, patching, recipes, render, splattering, sprayed, sprayer, stuff, suppose, trowelling, wall, wire

Replies: 2
Views: 7,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2005 02:29 PM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
CONCRETING

I say, I say, I say

Started by gazaly, 8th November 2005 09:13 PM

chicken, coop, doors, hey, sedan, taka, yaka, yas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2005 01:10 AM; by maglite

Forum:
JOKES

Don't do it....

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 10:33 AM

bar, beer, blankets, caps, chicken, damn, delicious, dirty, dishes, doeuvres, fricking, frozen, honey, hors, husband, love, married, mug, mushroom, oven, pigs, poochie, pooh, pork, strips, sweet, weeks, wife, wings, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 10:32 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Retaining wall between preinstalled pool/Gnd

Started by AndrewPatrol, 8th October 2005 05:51 PM

andrew, answers, based, bright, building, chicken, clay, deck, easy, gravel, hammer, hill, installed, installing, pickets, pipe, pool, pool or gnd, preinstalled, retaining, shademesh, slope, slops, soil, star, strengthen, tie, tops, wall, wire

Replies: 9
Views: 5,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2005 09:54 PM; by soundman

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

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