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furniture maker

Started by tom moss, 7th January 2011 09:04 AM

adequate, brisbane, couple, days, furniture, furniture.i, guys, maker, market, moss, prepared, prospective, shot, stickley, timber, tom, vicinity, week, workshop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 09:04 AM; by tom moss

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Thats how my week went.

Started by munruben, 2nd December 2010 10:46 AM

america, antlers, awful, balanced, brighter, coming, creature, decided, draped, drive, enjoying, grocery, guy, hat, home, local, note, party, phone, poor, questions, replied, shot, siamese, store, telephone, thinking, twins, visit, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2010 09:54 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Footballer's problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2010 07:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, ambushed, answered, band, beaten, brother, coach, collingwood, coming, day, father, fault, footballer, game, goals, joined, looters, moved, mum, play, problems, replied, robbed, shot, sister, store, street, time, wonderful, youngster

Replies: 16
Views: 2,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2010 12:32 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Wooden benches and sink - help!

Started by Trish2010, 19th October 2010 05:12 PM

.but, advice, apparently, benches, boards, called, fill, finish, floor, gaps, grateful, kitchen, logged, middle, newbie, product, sand, seal, shot, sink, soft, spot, trish, water, wooden

Replies: 3
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2010 07:50 PM; by Mike Busby

Forum:
FINISHING

PT/ Casual Work

Started by buzzburrows, 27th October 2010 01:03 PM

assistance, bit, boredom, brain, brisbane, building, buzz, call, casual, cheers, crazy, days, guys, hours, ideal, instructions, job, labouring, letter, live, mechanical, month, office, physical, pt or, setting, shot, type, week, work

Replies: 2
Views: 1,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2010 11:50 PM; by barnsey

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

Started by DJ’s Timber, 13th October 2010 07:54 PM

accident, answer, bessie, car, cow, driving, farmer, favourite, fine, garda, groaning, gun, hear, interrupted, judge, loaded, looked, lorry, moaning, named, question, responded, road, scene, seamus, shot, solicitor, thrown, trailer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2010 09:14 PM; by Dengue

Forum:
JOKES

Thieves

Started by oges, 4th August 2010 08:43 AM

ambulance, arrived, burgulars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, george, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, thieves, tools, truck, waited, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2010 07:31 PM; by ajw

Forum:
JOKES

Famous Political Deaths

Started by artme, 9th July 2010 05:55 AM

arc, burnt, caesar, deaths, famous, gillartined, joan, kennedy, lincoln, poisoned, political, rudd, shot, socrates, stabbed, stake

Replies: 0
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2010 05:55 AM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

Bare feet

Started by China, 11th May 2010 11:09 PM

2mm, 60mm, 65mm, allways, bare, concern, day, etc.and, feet, foot, fun, half, hard, job, learnt, machine, main, mate, needle, pics, removing, repair, safe, shoes, shot, sore, tetnus, upshot, wasted, wear

Replies: 14
Views: 2,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2010 10:18 PM; by Chris Parks

Forum:
SAFETY

Back at the front

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2010 04:17 PM

allan, computer, couple, finished, front, glasses, internet, missing, play, providers, realised, realistic, resorted, series, shot, t.v, talk, transferring, underbelly, wallet, watched, watching, weeks, whilst, wife, wilderness

Replies: 1
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2010 05:08 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

YAY for this forum

Started by buzzy, 3rd April 2010 11:10 AM

amateur, answer, answering, buy, cheers, core, degree, die, experience, forum, forums, free, hards, helping, hip, ideas, knowledge, people, question, relative, rules, scarier, searching, set, shot, step, toes, uni, yas, yay

Replies: 6
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2010 09:18 PM; by Calm

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Found a new thing to hurt myself with...water!!

Started by RedShirtGuy, 17th March 2010 09:32 PM

bloody, closed, couple, dangerous, dev, edge, electrocute, eyes, fire, flap, found, gun, hurt, jetting, layers, left, mere, millisecond, nifty, pain, people, proud, set, shot, skin, stings, thing, water, withwater, yeh

Replies: 13
Views: 2,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:32 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

Duck by all means

Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM

attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

who is feeling extra bright this evening

Started by jow104, 4th February 2010 08:41 PM

617, bright, evening, extra, feeling, freecell, out.d;, screen, shot

Replies: 9
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 06:26 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dangerous place to live

Started by artme, 28th November 2009 10:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

5mins, afternoon, bike, couple, dangerous, drug, drugs, heard, house, hundred, informed, killed, live, looked, maid, meters, morning, motor, murdered, outskirts, people, place, place-, related, riding, shaken, shot, story, surmise, town

Replies: 21
Views: 3,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 11:59 PM; by diver doug

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Red Neck Etiquette

Started by Grumpy John, 24th November 2009 06:59 PM

approaching, bed, beer, bride, change, church, clean, considered, create, cummerbund, driving, etiquette, funeral, gift, groom, home, job, kissing, neck, red, rent, shirt, shot, suit, table, tacky, time, tux, vacuum, vehicle

Replies: 4
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 09:33 PM; by rhancock

Forum:
JOKES

Removing Tiny Staples in Floor

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th November 2009 07:00 PM

5mm, ago, carpet, carpet-layers, expose, floor, floors, hated, hold, normal, nose, people, pliers, pull, pulled, read, removing, renovateforum.com, shot, staples, thread, time, tiny, width, wood, wooden, wrecking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2009 07:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

todays email joke

Started by Calm, 23rd October 2009 03:33 PM

1923, abroad, arthur, bank, bear, champion, company, cooger, die, died, email, gas, golf, home, international, joke, largest, penniless, pga, president, settlement, shot, speculator, steel, street, suicide, todays, wall, wheat

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2009 05:18 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Plumbing - Jointing Compound

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th October 2009 12:40 PM

bent, called, compound, cut, deceased, downpipes, guttering, installing, jointing, lol, mate, paintable, piece, plumber, plumbing, read, remember, renovateforum.com, run, sealer, selleys, shot, silicone, single, stuff, thick, thnx, thread, tin, zincalume

Replies: 0
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 12:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING

G'day from Oz

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th October 2009 03:20 PM

80s, application, appreciated, brick, change, clients, designer, exposed, gday, guide, gyprock, home, i.e, interior, internal, modernise, moment, photo, photos, plenty, project, read, renovateforum.com, shot, similar, space, talking, thread, visual, visualise

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 03:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
JOKES

Ouch!

Started by Waldo, 6th May 2009 11:01 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 04:13 PM; by Alastair

Forum:
SAFETY

Justice?

Started by Sawdust Maker, 11th May 2009 05:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 05:53 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Don't mess with "oldies"

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd April 2009 10:11 PM

ago, burglars, called, caught, counted, garden, george, helicopter, hung, laugh, light, live, love, mess, oldies, people, phillips, phone, phoned, police, policemen, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, swat, true, worry

Replies: 3
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2009 02:01 PM; by Old farmer

Forum:
JOKES

what can i do with this?

Started by astrid, 7th March 2009 01:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bellows, betterer, bits, carvedtimber, close, converting, fancy, figure, fretwork, furniture, ideas, inventive, item, junk, knobs, life, mines, mouldings, music, nice, pieces, plaster, resale, sentimantal, shot, stop, thinking, throw, tip, usless

Replies: 16
Views: 3,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2009 05:50 PM; by astrid

Forum:
RESTORATION

I will work for free

Started by nz_carver, 5th February 2009 07:59 PM

anythinku, anywere, free, shot, sydney, talk, trail, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 07:59 PM; by nz_carver

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Grunt, Groan, Whine & Whinge AKA Tennis

Started by Bob38S, 29th January 2009 11:11 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, aka, athleticism, attempt, attention, behaviour, drive, element, exertion, fantastic, feel, groan, grunt, interpret, intimidate, opponent, pathetic, provoke, psych, seek, shot, skills, soft], sound, tennis, totally, unnecessary, upset, whine, whinge

Replies: 15
Views: 3,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2009 11:35 AM; by boban

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Assassins Test

Started by rotten_66, 23rd December 2008 01:32 PM

agent, assassins, background, blanks, brow, chair, checks, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, interviews, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, takes, test, testing, wife, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 10:25 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

A Funny Frog Jump Test

Started by Shrek3, 19th December 2008 10:53 PM

class, computer, easy, figure, frog, frogs, funny, grade, jump, reach, report, shot, solve, students, test, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2008 02:49 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Alan and Barry golfing

Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:53 PM

18th, alan, annoyed, approaches, ball, barry, clubhouse, considers, crying, dallying, golfing, hit, hole, iron, lines, looked, loud, paused, perfect, petes, playing, sake, shot, shouted, standing, tee, time, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 05:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

A Xmas "story"

Started by gawdelpus, 17th December 2008 09:43 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, rum, santa, shot, story, straw, toys, tree, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:39 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

The hunting trip

Started by Woodwould, 27th November 2008 01:26 PM

bag, canadian, carry, favourite, fly, hired, holiday, hunt, hunters, hunting, irish, lads, loading, location, managed, moose, objected, pilot, plane, return, shot, strongly;, successful, trip, yours.

Replies: 2
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2008 10:53 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

water main

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

3/4, branch, branches, coming, cricket, fittings, garden, handle, haydn, hopeless, house, imperial, irrigation, lovely, main, orange, original, outlets, pipe, plastic, pressure, replace, replacing, shade, shot, sort, steel-, thinking, threads, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

removing floorboards

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

adjacent, advice, boards, convinced, crowbar, feel, floorboards, house, joists, lever, logical, move, neighbour, neighbours, noise, party, pass, past, previous, properties, rare, reasonable, removing, shot, slightly, thread, told, tongue-in-groove, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

G'day mate and maties!!! ???

Started by fred dimenna, 11th November 2008 09:19 AM

aussie, carolina, carpentry, concord, englander, exciting, forward, fred, gday, hear, hearing, ideas, kids, living, love, mate, maties, north, project, school, shot, sounds, south, speaking, teacher, usa, weird, woodworking, yall

Replies: 7
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2008 08:50 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The duck and the lawyer

Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Grandie number 5 has landed!! WHAHOOOOO!!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 13th October 2008 02:15 AM

arms, cheers, control, daddy, fairy, family, feral, gamma, grandie, half, handfull, hang, iszybelle, joshys, landed, luck, marie, melissa, nipper, noggin, number, paul, pic, poppy, sarah, shane, shot, strewth, unca, whahooooo

Replies: 6
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2008 03:01 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Couple of Doctor's Jokes

Started by Shrek3, 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM

bathing, cold, couple, cure, doc, doctor, doctors, door, dream, jokes, miserable, night, patient, pills, pneumonia, prescribed, protested, pull, push, shot, sign, stand, suffering, throw, trouble, upset, visit, wailed, walked, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Mates

Started by woodcutta, 22nd September 2008 08:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 08:03 PM; by woodcutta

Forum:
JOKES

Toowoomba BBQ Photos & Comments

Started by dai sensei, 13th September 2008 09:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, bbq, black, comments, company, day, fantastic, food, gear, letter, made/demod, mistery, pen, photos, pics, ruffly, safety, sam, shot, smithing, toowoomba

Replies: 24
Views: 3,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2008 12:19 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
EVENTS

Top

Started by wheelinround, 7th September 2008 10:43 AM

666, appeared, argument, foreach, invalid, line, morning, pic/screen, shot, supplied, thread, top, warning

Replies: 4
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2008 09:40 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

How to call the police in QLD :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM

ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit

Replies: 10
Views: 2,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:38 AM; by damian

Forum:
JOKES

a Texas Salesman

Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM

boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 12:14 AM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Catholic horses

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2008 11:42 AM

awaited, bet, blessed, blessing, bye, catholic, cent, day, dumbfounded, forehead, hooves, horse, horses, lining, lost, mitch, nag, observed, owned, priest, priests, race, savings, shot, stepped, track, true, watched, winner, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 11:42 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

The Frog and Golf

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd August 2008 06:46 PM

allan, boom, casino, chips, decided, figures, frog, game, golf, hears, heck, hole, honour, hotel, iron, lady, lucky, money, rents, replies, ribbit, shot, sits, sliding, suite, table, takes, tons, win, winnings

Replies: 4
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2008 08:51 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

In 1923, Who Was.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd August 2008 08:10 AM

1923, abroad, arthur, bank, bear, committed, company, cooger, cosabee, die, died, financially, gas, golf, home, international, largest, livermore, penniless, pga, president, settlement, shot, speculator, steel, street, suicide, time, wall, wheat

Replies: 2
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2008 12:39 AM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Shot in the head

Started by Zarguld, 29th January 2008 11:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bullet, car, car.also, doors, gun, head, himself.there, holes, ignition, inside, keys, killer, lock, locked, shoot, shot, sitting, windows

Replies: 23
Views: 5,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2008 02:24 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Tetnus shot

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:16 PM

answers, begins, behavior, coat, coat.his, couch, doctor, heck, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, tetnus, unexpected, viagra, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Emergency Room Blonde

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2008 09:09 PM

$4000.00, blonde, chin, commit, doctor, ear, emergency, finger, gun, happen, hurries, index, late, lift, loud, mouth, neck, night, noise, paid, pulled, room, shooting, shot, straightened, suicide, teeth, tip, trigger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:14 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
JOKES

weather I haven't seen for a while

Started by mic-d, 8th July 2008 08:38 AM

brisbane, cheers, late, michael, mid-winter, morning, radar, shot, surrounds, unusual, weather, woohoo

Replies: 6
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 07:00 PM; by Fuzzie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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