The hunting trip

[Woodwould]

While on a Canadian holiday, two Irish hunters hired a pilot and plane to fly them to their favourite location to hunt moose. After a successful hunt they managed to bag six and as they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only carry four moose.

The two lads objected strongly; "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded aboard. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the excessive load and crashed.

Somehow Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After coming round, and surrounded by moose bodies and plane wreckage, Paddy asked Mick "Any idea where we are?"

Mick looked around and replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

[Grumpy John]

[Shrek3]

Excellent