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woodies! No :(

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM

bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:32 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Installing a new kitchen

Started by sidk, 26th August 2004 04:00 PM

25mm, assume, base, bench, carcases, correct, dead, existing, extra, floor, flush, iam, installing, kitchen, level, noggins, plane, plinth, real, sand, secret, set, sit, sitting, suggestions, thinking, tiled, tops, wall, walls

Replies: 3
Views: 4,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 09:23 PM; by Scooterscum

Forum:
KITCHENS

A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

Finishing Blackwood

Started by RJF123, 14th August 2004 12:34 PM

blackwood, bung, cal, cover, deep, finish, finishing, french, home, lacquering, linseed, oiling, option, options, outdoors, pew, polishing, resistant, richard, sand, shellac, sitting, suffers, suggest, suitabe, tung, verandah, water, weather, weathering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2004 10:25 PM; by zymurgy

Forum:
FINISHING

Flirting

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:02 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:02 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Corporate Lessons

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:11 PM

129, bob, branch, clerk, corporate, crow, day, door, driving, dung, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, looked, lunch, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:11 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

Forum:
JOKES

more ?

Started by dzcook, 3rd July 2004 06:52 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2004 11:44 PM; by dzcook

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Chunnel

Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 05:37 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

What can you say

Started by colbra, 25th May 2004 08:53 PM

car, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, continues, cup, daughter, father, front, husband, jail, kitchen, love, lowering, marry, night, remember, replies, seat, send, shotgun, shoved, sitting, softly, solemnly, table, tear, wife, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:53 PM; by colbra

Forum:
JOKES

Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Getting Old

Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:28 PM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, hair, new-born, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2004 09:28 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Dusty, 15th February 2004 01:01 AM

bit, biting, crows, eating, farmer, fence, fourteen, guess, hey, icecream, johnny, left, licking, mary, minutes, miss, nervously, palour, passed, replied, ring, shot, sitting, smiled, sucking, teacher, thinking, wearing, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 01:01 AM; by Dusty

Forum:
JOKES

Dining Out

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:52 PM

600, 850, bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, called, chuckled, cut, dining, dollars, ferrari, garage, gorgeous, happen, inches, mercedes, million, nearby, note, pants, read, reading, send, sitting, table, testarosa, twenty-five, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2004 08:52 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Funny corporate lessons

Started by DonN, 10th February 2004 08:20 PM

129, apologized, bird, bob, corporate, cow, crow, day, driving, dung, funny, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, nun, pile, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 08:20 PM; by DonN

Forum:
JOKES

A little light relief ...........

Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM

affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 09:56 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

finishing water-stained maple

Started by susan, 26th November 2003 10:31 AM

achieve, acquired, ago, benches, coats, color, couple, factory, finish, finishing, flat, gathered, grade, helpful, information, initially, low-sheen, maple, preparation, required, sandpaper, sitting, stain, stains, storage, stripped, suitable, water, water-stained, waterstained

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2003 10:31 AM; by susan

Forum:
FINISHING

Growing Old

Started by stephenmeddings, 12th November 2003 09:37 AM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, growing, hair, newborn, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 2,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2003 09:37 AM; by stephenmeddings

Forum:
JOKES

Dumb Bird

Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM

beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2003 05:54 AM; by Grue

Forum:
JOKES

The Scottish Lad

Started by Wood Borer, 25th September 2003 09:13 AM

aboot, angus.”, anticipation, bit, blushed, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, it’s, lad, lass, leaned, loch, looked, minutes, penny, scottish, serious, sitting, spoke, thinkin’, time, time.”, wee, “another, “really?”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2003 09:13 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
JOKES

Imagine Doorstop as a Farmer

Started by waco, 13th September 2003 10:30 AM

alien, aliens, bedroom, bit, dinner, doorstop, ear, earth, farmer, female, fix, imagine, left, life, male, mars, night, no-one, penis, ship, sighs, sitting, spaceship, starts, swapping, takes, tea, tugs, undressed, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2003 03:51 PM; by waco

Forum:
JOKES

Talking Dog

Started by craigb, 4th September 2003 11:32 AM

airport, amazing, bloke, bucks, characters, cheap, country, dealings, dog, earth, gift, incredible, jetting, job, liar, listening, owner, puppies, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talking, ten, uncovered, undercover, wandering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 11:32 AM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

Golfing nuns

Started by Simple, 8th August 2003 04:19 PM

amazed, ball, carried, claws, dropped, eagle, elder, fell, flew, golfing, grabbed, green, hole, impatient, inches, language, missed, mother, nun, nuns, putt, sighed, silent, sitting, squirrel, stopped, superior, swear, swore, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:19 PM; by Simple

Forum:
JOKES

Bad Combination

Started by Dean, 30th July 2003 10:24 PM

added, bad, coffee, combination, drinking, ice, milk, normal, ran, recommend, rolleyes, routine, sitting, started, swmbo, tea, tea-making, told

Replies: 3
Views: 2,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2003 10:55 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beaver

Started by zymurgy, 27th May 2003 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2003 10:31 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Aussie Culture

Started by DaveInOz, 16th April 2003 02:12 PM

acceptable, aussie, australians, backyards, breeze, catch, catered, cool, culture, family, fence, food, front, gardening, hell, improved, leaning, pass, phrase, picnic, pool, porch, pottering, queensland, simple, sit, sitting, test, true, wharfie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2003 02:12 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

A new beginning???

Started by Don K, 2nd February 2003 10:57 AM

beginnin, beginning, bighouse, bit, board, bulletin, cell, cold, damp, day, don, friends, hesa, hisa, inside, internet, knuckles, laptop, months, nota, ona, outa, poet, sitting, thinking, weeks, wiseguy, wondering, woodturning, worlds

Replies: 1
Views: 2,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2003 11:16 PM; by Neil

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

All bar none

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 11:15 PM

bar, barman, beer, bunnies, burly, carpenter, chop, cold, couple, dusts, ear, goof, guy, jemmy, johnno, karate, knocking, laughs, lauughs, leaves, minutes, returns, scrawny, sitting, stool, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Holy bar

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:34 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Witch Test

Started by oges, 23rd October 2002 09:25 AM

brides, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, certificates, check, claim, conducted, forced, future, guys, involves, issued, married, non-witches, official, real, serbia, sitting, squat, supported, test, time, told, weigh, weighing, wife, witch, witches, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2002 09:25 AM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

Quote of the day

Started by Gino, 22nd October 2002 06:45 PM

bail, damn, day, friend, jail, messed, sitting, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2002 08:52 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

reality hits

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:51 PM

anesthesia, asleep, beautiful, cute, disappointed, drugs, eyes, fell, fluttered, happened, heard, hits, minutes, reality, replied, sitting, stayed, surgery, waking, wearing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:51 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

For the love of sport

Started by Eastie, 24th June 2002 11:13 AM

ago, belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, head, hear, incredible, love, married, neighbour, passed, perfect, relative, seat, seats, shakes, sitting, sport, sporting, stadium, supposed, takes, terrible, tickets, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2002 11:13 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

lawyers

Started by Rod Smith, 15th May 2002 11:13 PM

$alive, autopsies, autopsy, body, check, dead, death, doctor, examined, fracas, lawyers, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, questions, recall, reported, responses, school, shot, sitting, stairs, table, terminated, time, true, witnesses, wondering$

Replies: 8
Views: 2,234