> > Getting Old

> > >

> > >Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting

> > >on a bench at the entry way when one turns to

> > >the other and says,

> > >

> > >"Slim, I'm 75 years old now and I'm just

> > >full of aches and pains. I know you're about

> > >my age. How do you feel???"

> > >

> > >Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

> > >

> > >"Really, Like a new-born baby?"

> > >

> > >"Yep, No hair, no teeth

> > >and I think I just wet my pants."