Hospital visit

[Allan at Wallan]

My wife and I were discussing just how
many times I would visit her if she was
in hospital for two days.

I said, "It all depends on whether you were
there on a Wednesday. If so I could
probably call in on my way home from
woodworking club".

It's funny how wives lack a sense of
humour at times.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[wheelinround]

in comparison Allan how often did she leave you alone in the hospital

[wayfarer]

Baby Cheeses! It's only two days. The first day... well you just plain forgot and the second one... well no point going in since she'll be home tomorrow anyway.

Y'know, these wives really expect a lot, eh?

[Allan at Wallan]

in comparison Allan how often did she leave you alone in the hospital

Should I make two sets of figures?

a) When the ugly nurse was on duty, and
b) When the big buxome blonde was there.



Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.