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    Default Not Quite Done Painting

    John & swmbo were painting a very large home. It was getting late in the day when they reached the second floor.

    There ahead of them was a very long corridor. Then John the older painter said, I've had enough for one day I quit. How about you?�

    With that the younger swmbo painter headed toward the corridor and said, Not me I'm in this for the long hall.


    Happy painting John

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    Default Mrs Munreben

    Mrs. Munreben is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
    The next day, she says to the painter, "You want to see where my husband put his hand last night?"
    He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"

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    I see you are in good form Ray
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    John & swmbo were painting a very large home. It was getting late in the day when they reached the second floor.


    There ahead of them was a very long corridor. Then John the older painter said, I've had enough for one day I quit. How about you?�

    With that the younger swmbo painter headed toward the corridor and said, Not me I'm in this for the long hall.


    Happy painting John
    You are not playing fair Ray - have you got a new book?.

    Allan

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