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Quit Smoking?

Started by Rodgera, 27th May 2015 10:52 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2015 10:52 AM; by Rodgera

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G'day from Gippsland

Started by Bartone Guitars, 18th May 2014 07:04 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 2,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2014 09:35 PM; by marklr

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Mates

Started by MBM888, 6th April 2013 12:03 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 12:03 AM; by MBM888

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another poor chippy

Started by doods, 22nd July 2010 03:57 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2010 10:46 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Perks of being over 50

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th April 2010 04:57 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2010 09:32 AM; by Charleville

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Gday from Northmead

Started by davidurquhart, 11th April 2010 11:37 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2010 07:05 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Job Hunt

Started by wheelinround, 20th January 2010 04:57 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2010 08:19 PM; by Carry Pine

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Three Pints :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2009 05:21 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 10:19 AM; by fenderbelly

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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Not Quite Done Painting

Started by wheelinround, 25th February 2008 11:29 AM

ahead, corridor, day, floor, hall, happy, headed, home, john, late, painter, painting, quit, reached, swmbo, you?�

Replies: 3
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Giving up?

Started by Groggy, 19th August 2005 10:56 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

20s, 48m, ago, bought, bunch, cigarettes, collector, days, dollars, dust, family, form, giving, goodies, hope, incentive, items, jointer, life, money, quit, recovered, saved, signature, smoking, thicknesser, thinking, timber

Replies: 108
Views: 12,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 11:12 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Please don't complain

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 11:17 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 09:59 PM; by echnidna

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Barry's luck

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 10:10 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 09:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dear Wife

Started by wheelinround, 7th December 2007 08:59 AM

ago, anymore;, borrowed, boxers, coincidence, cooked, dear, dollars, eating, ex-husband, favorite, fifty, hell, home, hope, job, letter, life, love, loved, meal, morning, notice, p.s, quit, silk, sister, soaps, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

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2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Started by shaquibu, 30th November 2007 10:31 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:54 AM; by flynnsart

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Colonoscopy comments

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th November 2007 08:04 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 07:27 PM; by Ashore

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Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

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Oh! the shame

Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 06:25 PM; by John Saxton

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Pint size

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:07 AM; by John Saxton

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1955

Started by John Saxton, 28th October 2006 08:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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Typical CSM

Started by fred.n, 31st May 2006 07:18 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 10:01 PM; by Driver

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Please Ponder These

Started by Rodgera, 16th May 2006 06:35 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

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Dishwasher - help

Started by masoth, 16th April 2006 07:45 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 2,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 05:36 PM; by masoth

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by Baz, 10th March 2006 04:10 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 09:50 PM; by Kev Y.

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There are some real idiots out there

Started by MathewA, 28th April 2005 10:20 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

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Replies: 47
Views: 5,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 06:01 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Too bad.....

Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:29 AM; by Iain

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When are you going to retire?

Started by echnidna, 30th October 2005 06:27 PM

attitude, fishing, found, frank, happy, klausz, klauszs, lot, question, quit, retire, sawdust, travel, website, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2005 08:52 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why is it?

Started by echnidna, 22nd August 2005 07:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

antismokers, butt, intended, intolerant, pains, pun, quit, smokers

Replies: 23
Views: 2,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2005 09:53 PM; by Gingermick

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Shane Warne

Started by Baz, 12th July 2005 09:18 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:37 PM; by Ashore

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Perfect For The Job

Started by simon c, 7th February 2005 10:01 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2005 07:06 PM; by beejay1

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Colonoscopy

Started by craigb, 24th December 2004 12:21 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 11:16 PM; by scooter

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Cheap tobacco, free tobacco

Started by Oldblock, 18th October 2004 10:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 18
Views: 4,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 10:07 PM; by sandant

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For the older members

Started by craigb, 28th September 2004 10:14 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 10:14 AM; by craigb

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Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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Don't know what to call this

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:51 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2001 08:51 PM; by Gino

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Points to ponder

Started by Iain, 20th August 2001 11:26 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2001 03:28 PM; by Rod Smith

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Quit Smoking?

G'day from Gippsland

Mates

another poor chippy

Perks of being over 50

Gday from Northmead

Job Hunt

Three Pints :)

No Sex Since 1955

Not Quite Done Painting

Giving up?

Please don't complain

Barry's luck

Dear Wife

2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Colonoscopy comments

Juggling driver?

Oh! the shame

Pint size

1955

Typical CSM

Please Ponder These

Dishwasher - help

No Sex Since 1955

There are some real idiots out there

Too bad.....

When are you going to retire?

Why is it?

Shane Warne

Perfect For The Job

Colonoscopy

Cheap tobacco, free tobacco

For the older members

Birth

Don't know what to call this

Points to ponder