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1st January 2008, 08:06 PM #1
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Fred ... back from the dead.
Poor old Florence was missing her late husband Fred
and she arranged a seance to see if she could make
contact with him.
As luck would have it Fred answered her call and told
her he was very happy. Florence asked how he filled
in his time each day.
He replied, "I get up early, make love, have a bite to eat
then have a sleep. Then I get up again, make love,
have something to eat then lie down again. I do this
all day".
Florence said, "Fred, I had no idea Heaven could be
like that".
Fred replied, "I am not in heaven, I have been
reincarnated as a rabbit at Timboon".
Allan
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1st January 2008, 08:11 PM #2
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Doh!
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1st January 2008, 08:20 PM #3
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He had better watch out for ECHNIDNA , when his scouts have a rabbit drive
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