Three guys and a woman were stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck they strike up a consversation.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know....Double Income, No Kids, Yet."
The third guy says "I'M a R.U.B, you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies, "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F..k, Etc."